Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hard-visaged calyx of poisoned woodworm ordure
You deplorable scyphus of plagued hornet regurgitation
You marred closet of tumorous ruddy duck traces
You sour vitrine of anemic Shire spurt
You untasteful pail of toxicant spoonbill puke
You misproportioned carboy of contagious llama manure
You cacophonous bladder of variolar bleak flops
You irking water butt of unvirginal electric ray hormone
You intolerable magnum of scrofulous pickerel heaves
You miasmal cuspidor of carcinogenic peccary excretes
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