Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You disgusting hatbox of poisoned donkey feculence
You hard-favored pod of unsanitary peewee remnants
You ill-shaped brandy snifter of dyspeptic tic-polonga dregs
You dismaying crib of ulcerated newt waste
You unspeakable shot glass of poisonous ounce holdovers
You joyless sink of veneniferous rainbow trout refuse
You vexing escritoire of gangrened ferret cinders
You pestering trash can of beset shovelhead shark perspiration
You appalling bandbox of pediculous grayling chips
You deplorable potty of pathological sea lion slaver
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