Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heavy pony of contagious crappie cinders
You exasperating pocket flask of syphilitic ringdove extrusion
You shapeless stewpan of variolous gannet dung
You woebegone caddy of allergic purple martin flops
You unendurable soupspoon of unhealthful sucker spout
You fetid basin of tumorigenic giant bass sewerage
You plaguey drinking horn of harmful foumart spit
You nauseating coffer of pathological Maltese slabber
You malformed blister of debauched Blenheim spaniel leftovers
You desolating amnion of consumptive Burmese cat defecation
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