Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You loathsome wallet of hydropic whitefish turd
You unhandsome moneybag of scorbutic gar fart
You sorrowful corbeil [archit] of apoplectic flea beetle chaff
You disconcerting trough of miasmal carp barf
You gargoylish bundle of insanitary German short-haired pointer shit
You excruciating biggin of communicable eyra disgorgement
You miasmal pony of chlorotic mavis dregs
You worrying whatnot of dropsical Audubon's warbler dingleberry
You torturous caldron of adulterous dipper sputum
You homely goblet of abandoned garter snake precipitates
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