Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pitiable cruet of virulent langur slag
You miasmal mazer of gouty water buffalo jet
You objectionable cist of septic agouti residuua
You saddening dishpan of arthritic hammerhead shark expectoration
You undelectable pocketbook of ratty barnacle goose disgorgement
You agonizing spoon of malignant greylag goose urine
You plaguesome ashtray of infectious butterfish manure
You deplorable tassie [Brit] of insalubrious cichlid defecation
You sad coffeepot of podagric burro deer vomition
You worrisome scabbard of bilious loon offscourings
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