Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You oppressive sacculus of peccant Durham guano
You pestilent tablespoon of measly tope ejecta
You worrying air sac of epileptic bustard sewerage
You regrettable air bladder of infectious sea eagle husks
You unlovely bandbox of polluted horned owl defecation
You intolerable trencher of dyspeptic blue whale regurgitation
You hideous sewing basket of gangrened man-o'-war bird residue
You sad brazier of laryngitic kite exudate
You consuming chifforobe of mortified large black scum
You grinding cone of arthritic toy poodle dross
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