Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You fulsome chest of drawers of allergic robber fly sialorrhea
You pesky palette of toxiferous budgerigar pus
You unpalatable chamber pot of bilious mountain goat thyroxin
You deplorable milk pail of palsied yellow jacket exudate
You harsh potty of sullied barnacle goose puke
You depressing pottle of gangrened porbeagle dingleberry
You monstrous bucket of loose whippoorwill grounds
You horrid GI can of tabid stump-tailed lizard emesis
You burdensome saccus of beset Audubon's warbler scum
You scarecrowish porringer of pleuritic bluebottle salivation
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