Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You plaguesome budget [dial] of indecent Pallas's cat pus
You disturbing caddie bag of loose-moraled eel ordure
You displeasing punnet of maculate manul barf
You defaced purse of polluted porcupine fossils
You discomforting teaspoon of teeming canvasback effluent
You heavy cabinet of colicky ouzel vestiges
You hard-visaged demitasse of deadly perch excretes
You comfortless wicker basket of mortified dipper flops
You grim rucksack of chlorotic fool duck regurgitation
You burdensome suitcase of carcinogenic sea elephant ejectment
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