Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hard-visaged trunk of unchaste Airedale remainders
You heartwounding ashtray of diabetic coyote slobber
You dreary tin can of beset bighorn sheep dross
You disagreeable caddie bag of destructive ape ends
You irking cell of veneniferous worm snake diaphoresis
You distressing packing box of tabid Rhodesian ridgeback expectoration
You unbeauteous wastebasket of nephritic orangutan purulence
You uncomely firkin of poisoned gallfly secretion
You obnoxious teaspoon of scrofulous gibbon scum
You unshapely davenport of injurious mountain gorilla puke
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