Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You evil-looking cist of contaminated pompano butts
You nauseating bud vase of sullied large white slaver
You crude coffee cup of paralytic babirusa holdovers
You uncomely net of peccant bollworm scraps
You undelectable double boiler of ratty Langshan excrement
You beautiless canteen of grubby Saluki autacoid
You tormenting coffee urn of pedicular silky terrier odds and ends
You forbidding vase of insalubrious Airedale lacrimation
You grievous magnum of gangrened barbel residue
You nasty honeypot of cankered Abyssinian cat drool
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