Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You humiliating labis [eccl] of debauched cicada jakes
You dreadful traveling bag of toxical Turk drivel
You saddening caster of neuritic gnatcatcher vestiges
You gruesome picnic basket of venomous Scottish terrier parings
You unengaging messkit of miasmic midge mucus
You uncomely punnet of grubby condor stubble
You noisome cistern of miasmal quetzal expectoration
You ill-favored garbage can of unwholesome Belted Galloway hormone
You woebegone follicle of noisome chigetai pee
You forbidding pocket flask of innutritious eelpout dribble
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