Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You piteous fifth of variolar collie ptyalism
You horrifying satchel of tabetic trematode shavings
You exasperating dustpan of anemic reindeer feces
You uncomely cell of noisome Malinois snot
You misbegotten press of pathogenic grackle excretion
You pathetic clothes hamper of indigestible goat stumps
You repelling clothespress of communicable urus spout
You unpleasant cigarette case of illicit grizzly bear sewerage
You displeasing portfolio of venerate nightjar ejection
You irritating locker of toxicant myna discharge
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