Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You burdensome dessert spoon of bilious painter [S US] silt
You malodorous garbage can of phthisic dog foam
You foul watering can of defiled turnstone spurt
You insufferable wallet of debauched toad residue
You appalling pitcher of gangrenous tarpan effusion
You revolting glasses of consumptive Arctic hare residuua
You irritating double boiler of noisome chat urine
You ugly envelope of neuritic cobra de capello embers
You misproportioned glass of toxic lion secretion
You repellent jigger of arthritic eagle remainders
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