Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You frightful stoup of soiled soft-shelled turtle leavings
You disturbing spittoon of hydropic indigo bunting dung
You shocking slop pail of pestilential warbler soot
You pitiable carton of destructive storm petrel settlings
You foul blister of pleuritic harvest mouse saliva
You disagreeable porringer of gouty sea lion spew
You ghastly corbeil [archit] of luetic Rock Cornish vomit
You grim-visaged bunker of unassimilable cachalotXCaffre cat semen
You dire theca of peccant beagle ejection
You unbeautiful capsule of gangrened tatouay excretes
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