Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dismal tablespoon of loose-moraled magpie hemorrhage
You thankless ditty bag of malignant cotton mouse dribble
You horrendous saucepan of unsalutary walkingstick slabber
You crushing air bladder of mortified golden eagle residue
You graceless teacup of abandoned mule deer spout
You afflicting bin of teeming king snake sialorrhea
You fulsome cake pan of tabid blackhead Persian discharge
You poignant trencher of unclean midwife toad autacoid
You frightful mortarboard of dyspeptic drosophila flatulence
You woebegone slop pail of unvirginal Barred Plymouth Rock odds and ends
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