Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You gross game bag of infected crustacean urine
You pestiferous trowel of dropsical titlark saliva
You worrying chamber pot of adulterous wombat sputum
You ignoble monstrance of cankered razorbill exudation
You uninviting can of unhygenic Alsatian alluvia
You unbearable hope chest of mortified harlequin cabbage bug dregs
You heartwounding creamer of pathogenic Burmese cat semen
You thankless jeroboam of hydropic musk-ox stumps
You beastly flowerpot of smirched snipe exudate
You horrifying frying pan of miasmal harnessed antelope barf
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