Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You tormenting cake pan of rickety auk turd
You terrible porringer of bilious canvasback ejection
You rotten desk of envenomed Devon salts
You misproportioned sea bag of lousy wapiti emesis
You offensive bandbox of laryngitic urus perspiration
You rueful shelf of diabetic pika effusion
You repulsive knapsack of chlorotic barbet expectoration
You revolting bushel of ulcerated cod mucus
You mournful flasket of scorbutic St. Bernard spew
You sorrowful cream pitcher of beset penguin sialorrhea
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