Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rending tea chest of soiled butcher bird moraine
You ill-made scrip [archaic] of morbific mosquito night soil
You bitter breaker of freeloving cotton rat salivation
You affecting caisson of infested white giant burp
You torturous lowboy of gangrenous spectacled cobra ash
You cacophonous bail of deadly mute swan guano
You uninviting powder horn of besmirched black Orpington slabber
You awful coffer of unvirginal horned owl husks
You disgusting dispatch box of insalubrious wood rat shit
You pestering basin of nephritic peregrine falcon egestion
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