Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You tyrannous bunker of infested Eskimo dog sweat
You repulsive tumbler of scrofulous flea slag
You weighty hipflask of soiled Welsh vomit
You dreadful compote of lousy bison dregs
You hard-visaged biggin of scorbutic tarpon snot
You horrendous press of chlorotic hanuman residue
You ill-featured compact of miasmatic chimney swift ejectment
You dolorogenic keg of encephalitic fool duck excretion
You appalling pottle of tainted firefly moraine
You loathsome boot of phthisic English sparrow saliva
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