Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unengaging cedar chest of tainted Charolais belch
You heinous gravy boat of impure roundworm hemorrhage
You woeful bucket of freeloving sea eagle rumps
You unpretty fifth of dropsical Dolly Varden trout spurt
You unspeakable brazier of allergic plaice flatuosity
You untasteful tote bag of incontinent mud puppy froth
You dreadful tinderbox of consumptive camelopard exudate
You miasmal urn of indigestible pilchard traces
You harsh spatula of ratty gadfly survivals
You intolerable wire basket of insanitary mouse deer squirt
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