Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grim-faced crock of smirched botfly jakes
You consuming packing box of defiled cockroach holdovers
You ill-looking cellaret of unwholesome Ayrshire sperm
You disconcerting mail pouch of venenous pocket gopher precipitations
You excruciating till of malignant peludo drivel
You misbegotten loving cup of tainted Belted Galloway barf
You miasmal evening bag of noxious bison vestiges
You misproportioned liqueur glass of loose-moraled wasp BO
You ghastly tun of paralytic cottonmouth orts
You affecting bleb of venerate snow bunting exudate
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