Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dire drinking horn of unclean antelope chipmunk diaphoresis
You wearying escritoire of defiled sheep flow
You nauseating pipkin of consumptive rabbitfish ordure
You mournful trug of pestiferous tuatara extrusion
You inelegant shelf of adulterous shad fly exudate
You depressive carton of contaminated redhead settlings
You sour splint basket of colicky clumber spaniel flatuosity
You worrisome holdall of dyspeptic butterfish salivation
You gross boodle bag of smirched wood pigeon pats
You repugnant goblet of neuritic auk waste
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