Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You piteous reticule of unhealthy Polled Hereford survivals
You unalluring dresser of miasmic daboia rubbish
You lamentable carton of rachitic mouflon droppings
You saddening stein of insalubrious hawk turd
You onerous trough of freeloving flame tetra flux
You distasteful golf bag of incontinent pouched rat salivation
You annoying pan broiler of destructive goatfish husks
You ill-shaped shelves of bilious greenbottle fly ejecta
You unbeautiful pericarp of plagued alligator draff
You hateful reed basket of dyspeptic Devon ca-ca
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