Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pathetic vial of pedicular doctor fish chaff
You bitter pack sack of allergic chicken hawk semen
You evil-favored soup bowl of variolous mamba ends
You replusive caddy of noxious cow flowers
You objectionable tea chest of ratty cotton rat alluvia
You heartsickening desk of destructive pill bug flatus
You cacophonic pillbox of palsied storm petrel tears
You appalling tablespoon of luetic hellgrammite settlings
You wearing tea urn of neuritic Romney coprolith
You thankless loculus of paralytic nuthatch remains
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