Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dire paten of loose rose beetle excretion
You woebegone ewer of scrofulous grasshopper mouse puke
You unappealing purse of gouty malamute purulence
You ill-made kibble of malarial bee fly froth
You ill-looking horn of sullied swift belch
You stinking glass of ulcerous chickadee elimination
You unappeteizing skippet of defiled pug excretes
You dreary water butt of wanton Indian buffalo salts
You crushing bunker of illicit elm leaf beetle sinter
You undelectable suitcase of toxicant wild sheep vomition
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