Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You torturous magnum of edematous mako shark embers
You frightful coffer of arthritic egret sputum
You grinding bucket of apoplectic lamprey burp
You bitter evening bag of wanton amber jack parings
You ill-featured saucer of variolar Plymouth dross
You repulsive hamper of cankered wild pig egesta
You grotesque chamber pot of scorbutic pheasant drool
You replusive eggcup of ravaged eider waste
You inelegant wicker basket of morbid Tamworth fossils
You repellent tobacco pouch of venenous flying phalanger grounds
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