Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sharp bursa of arthritic cricket flowers
You unshapely game bag of pocky caracara ejaculation
You heartbreaking budget [dial] of scrofulous miniature pinscher extrusion
You repelling trunk of toxiferous sapsucker rheum
You base sea bag of miasmal bat salts
You terrible rummer of incontinent worm snake discharge
You regrettable dustpan of luetic skate autacoid
You dreadful skillet of indigestible wood frog coprolite
You revolting mug of morbid Virginia deer silt
You bitter suitcase of unwholesome cinnamon bear mucus
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