Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You afflictive highball glass of ratty saddle horse evacuation
You exhausting hutch of unchaste gavial urine
You obnoxious bindle of unclean Polled Hereford ejecta
You grinding tote bag of scabietic canvasback piss
You blemished capsule of scrofulous mew jet
You embarrassing rack of peccant Southdown butts
You uncomfortable wardrobe of pediculous Lincoln fart
You uncomely trough of measly darter dregs
You heartbreaking dustpan of pleuritic New Hampshire clinkers
You painful matchbox of gouty field mouse heaves
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