Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You harsh hatbox of impure killer expulsion
You execrable sugar spoon of colicky jackdaw ptyalism
You disagreeable blackjack of wormy saddle horse exudation
You grotesque mazer of tabetic solan goose eccrisis
You rotten glass of measly Barbary ape excreta
You untasteful catch basin of dyspeptic mule pus
You regrettable rush basket of toxical retriever salivation
You unappeteizing Toby-jug of debauched echidna detritus
You unwelcome press of beset sea gull excrement
You cacophonic rack of wanton toy spaniel voidance
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