Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You wearying pocketbook of scrofulous condor moraine
You worrying percolator of unchaste cottonmouth spout
You offensive hatbox of malarial beagle secretion
You ill-looking bandolier of toxic Jersey crap
You rotten watering can of pestilential mule semen
You execrable tassie [Brit] of rickety menhaden draff
You nauseating air bladder of tumorigenic paddlefish emission
You heinous cell of morbid cardinal excrement
You agonizing hogshead of noxious tanager exudation
You noxious quiver of soiled bull terrier spew
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