Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You harsh dosser of toxicant wild goat depositions
You displeasing cabinet of palsied addax expulsion
You bleak stewpan of ravaged black game vomit
You base shot glass of infective thrush exudation
You pathetic marsupium of infected black sheep elimination
You torturous musk bag of ulcerous mazama ash
You deplorable chalice of malignant hoopoe draff
You contemptible bud vase of wanton grizzly bear chaff
You scarecrowish suitcase of apoplectic redpoll dung
You nasty shelves of gouty bullfrog grounds
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