Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You noxious buck basket of unwholesome potato bug drivel
You untasteful knapsack of ratty aphid voidance
You painful diplomatic pouch of contagious English bulldog draff
You beastly locker box of tumorous Audubon's warbler foam
You awful pocket of loose-moraled roundworm salivation
You dreadful bandbox of noxious Cashmere goat dingleberry
You intolerable sitzbath of variolar roe chips
You tragic sewing basket of insalubrious globefish purulence
You aggravating gallbladder of defiled Manx cat flux
You wearisome potty of cancerous sheep rumps
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