Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grinding bread pan of defiled Briard jakes
You teratic hatbox of incontinent wallaby burp
You racking coffee urn of innutritious gadfly fart
You ill-looking barracks bag of neuralgic alligator flatuosity
You mournful punch bowl of gangrened tatouay dross
You uncomfortable press of miasmal harvest mouse wind
You horrible dessert spoon of tabid wood frog holdovers
You grisly brazier of anemic sambar disgorgement
You cheerless coffeepot of beset eland traces
You consuming pan broiler of ravaged Burmese cat droppings
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