Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You piteous sewing basket of scrofulous turbot extrusion
You importunate cone of loose-moraled wood tick jakes
You poignant washbasin of incontinent barbel ejecta
You touching drum of envenomed yellowthroat thyroxin
You torturous jorum of teeming bull mastiff burp
You offensive sideboard of allergic tree squirrel scraps
You horrid briefcase of unclean cachalotXCaffre cat egestion
You repelling washbasket of toxicant horned toad defecation
You base cellaret of infectious pike foam
You embarrassing fifth of contagious Cleveland Bay coprolith
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