Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pestiferous tinderbox of pocky goshawk squirt
You noisome ewer of variolar baldpate leavings
You awful socket of toxical Polled Durham husks
You agonizing letter file of gouty leopard frog semen
You gross coffee urn of pathogenic jigger clinkers
You exhausting creel of variolous hartebeest slag
You miasmal saddlebag of adulterous French bulldog exudate
You annoying wastepaper basket of cankered carp butts
You ignoble vanity case of illicit coati leftovers
You grim bleb of tumorigenic catbird scourings
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