Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sad pocketcase of bilious jerboa kangaroo mucus
You heinous waiter of diabetic French Canadian flux
You wearying sitzbath of sullied kangaroo slabber
You undesirable silique of infested hawkmoth urine
You ungraced ventricle of unwholesome toadfish parings
You harassing coaster of diseased papagallo crap
You repelling trug of insanitary golden retriever precipitations
You terrible washtub of abandoned karakul flops
You teasing rack of besmirched king snake ends
You torturous caster of harmful rhesus rheum
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