Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grievous caldron of colicky Appaloosa vomition
You offensive dinner pail of plagued Malinois voidance
You detestable water butt of hydropic leatherback spurt
You harsh trencher of laryngitic giant bass exudate
You unbearable tote bag of palsied horned owl fossils
You blotted rack of miasmatic wood duck perspiration
You intolerable carryall of miasmic pollack shavings
You racking sarcophagus of insalubrious bleak deposits
You unaesthetic billy of leprous speckled trout coprolith
You ungraced noggin of illicit ant bear leftovers
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