Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You misbegotten matchbox of diseased Sumatra night soil
You dislikable coffin of consumptive auklet pus
You clumsy washbasket of venerate Japanese beetle heaves
You heartsickening dustpan of dyspeptic crane slabber
You irritating mazer of chlorotic glowworm vomit
You troubling billy of toxical lamprey drool
You unshapely cistern of contaminated Langshan sperm
You plaguey fifth of miasmic basilisk guano
You contemptible davenport of nephritic stoat elimination
You intolerable monstrance of leprous rabbitfish holdovers
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