Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You baneful bundle of infective wildcat thyroxin
You horrible firkin of nephritic hyena rumps
You miasmal tucker bag [Austral] of tainted snapping turtle ejectment
You ungainly fruit basket of poisoned badger dog ca-ca
You agonizing stomach of arthritic English setter excrement
You burdensome caisson of pleuritic bobwhite soot
You unappealing labis [eccl] of miasmatic coelacanth sperm
You awkward bushel of hypertensive garganey lacrimation
You objectionable credenza of apoplectic redfin feces
You harassing sideboard of plagued screech owl flatus
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