Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You regrettable traveling bag of unhealthy flying lemur waste
You execrable lota of pediculous hammerhead shark remainders
You malformed bunker of defiled gnatcatcher slag
You rotten jeroboam of septic American saddle horse cinders
You blotted tablespoon of foul Bedlington terrier eructation
You uncomfortable pan broiler of dyspeptic sawfly defecation
You troubling brazier of venenous gudgeon sialorrhea
You untasteful carpetbag of tainted Surinam toad dregs
You painful coal scuttle of rheumatic pine mouse vomition
You desolating dustpan of diabetic potto ruins
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