Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You offensive mussuk of pestiferous cutworm rheum
You stinking pipe of insalubrious narwhal gas
You gross picnic basket of unvirginal yellow jacket spittle
You onerous oil can of infective malamute flowers
You dolorific mortarboard of adulterous baboon squirt
You rueful casserole of infested Great Dane odds and ends
You provoking sarcophagus of foul moccasin fossils
You sour sack of cancerous blue whale sputum
You terrible fifth of pathological wryneck shavings
You shapeless magnum of chlorotic mountain goat droppings
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