Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unlovely credenza of unchaste gadfly ructation
You exhausting commode of unvirginal myna jet
You pitiable crock of paralytic Rambouillet holdovers
You dolorous udder of gangrened blackbird shavings
You detestable scrotum of incontinent mockingbird flatuosity
You ill-shaped haversack of smirched alligator snapper stumps
You worrisome hot-water bottle of malign reedbird manure
You bleak thermos of ratty sea elephant vomition
You pestilential vial of malarial lark fossils
You hideous barrel of lousy rat terrier parings
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