Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You vile crane of beset walkingstick barf
You unbeauteous tobacco pouch of gangrenous alligator gar flatuosity
You unpleasant pony of laryngitic prairie wolf froth
You horrible till of cankerous cattalo coprolith
You undesirable pannier of podagric basset elimination
You vexing keg of dropsical sea swallow semen
You ungraceful corbeil [archit] of variolar takin scum
You dismal legume of ulcerated burro deer tears
You ungraced washbasket of abandoned Welsh leftovers
You pitiable dispatch box of grubby song sparrow foam
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