Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You base tea chest of miasmal yellowhammer shavings
You wearying knapsack of malign kangaroo rat pus
You unspeakable bail of hypertensive dog secretion
You bothersome footlocker of podagric sea bass vomition
You disgusting vacuum bottle of unassimilable swan sialorrhea
You ghastly chamber pot of malignant mountain gorilla eruption
You crude grip of unwholesome blue fish rags
You malformed saccule of rheumatic shipworm thyroxin
You unpretty Boston bag of phthisic condor alluvia
You heartwounding wardrobe of scrofulous dunlin sweat
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