Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You despicable kibble of infected sturgeon refuse
You troubling secretary of malign komondor wind
You touching bowl of cankered fruit fly manure
You gargoylish coffeepot of poisoned dog deposits
You importunate tankard of neuralgic butterfly froth
You harassing tray of dropsical snowshoe rabbit residue
You burdensome coffee cup of paralytic lakeland terrier snot
You saddening shoulder bag of indecent marmoset slobber
You dolorific portfolio of pestiferous stoat BO
You ignoble handbag of debauched Belted Galloway hemorrhage
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