Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You nauseating can of miasmatic pronghorn relics
You unaesthetic glasses of infected deer mouse soot
You troublesome cruse of toxicant hackee autacoid
You saddening blister of rachitic bedbug smut
You harassing davenport of podagric terrier ejectment
You dreadful magazine of contagious gunnel vomition
You dislikable ashtray of loose elkhound flowers
You horrid cancelli of infested muskellunge dribble
You evil-looking teakettle of insalubrious Chihuahua dregs
You tiresome grip of wormy gaur remainders
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