Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You wearing bread pan of virulent Houdan cinders
You insufferable pericarp of dyspeptic walrus embers
You vexatious cruet of dropsical pilchard guano
You undelicious water butt of arthritic puma excreta
You uncomely finger bowl of rickety toad scoria
You scarecrowish boot of freeloving emu sinter
You irritating gripsack of pestilential macaque sweat
You unendurable suitcase of bilious flying fish secretion
You ill-looking pottinger of venenous wren froth
You shocking valise of infective butterfly fart
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