Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You shapeless stein of ravaged okapi leavings
You overburdensome udder of pestiferous bonito grounds
You grisly hopper of infectious chat salivation
You crude pouch of malign camelopard sperm
You unpleasing schooper of unhealthy aoudad hemorrhage
You heartbreaking schoolbag of illicit bowfin hormone
You repelling flagon of tabetic auk flops
You unsavory stomach of cankered passenger pigeon foam
You unwelcome mug of wormy ortolan squirt
You embarrassing boot of poisoned possum autacoid
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