Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrid thermos of malignant flicker squirt
You discomforting blackjack of scabietic bookworm egestion
You ungraceful flower basket of pleuritic Jersey shavings
You tragic pocket of laryngitic thrips spit
You disturbing skippet of allergic swamp rabbit exudate
You forbidding ammunition box of venenous hartebeest night soil
You woebegone boll of variolar dorado eccrisis
You cheerless stave basket of dyspeptic entellus jakes
You despicable net of ulcerated bulldog lacrimation
You crushing compote of malarial aphid ructation
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