Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rotten scrip [archaic] of rickety St. Mark's fly droppings
You offensive commode of neuralgic stickleback mucus
You crude stoup of hypertensive grizzly bear exudate
You vexatious trough of unhealthy marabou extravasation
You comfortless hod of hydropic Border terrier sweepings
You horrid powder horn of deadly horntail sweat
You noisome snuffbox of toxiferous steelhead tears
You mortifying highball glass of unsalutary bunting effluent
You graceless kitchen boiler of luetic electric ray sinter
You unaesthetic shot glass of rachitic drum regurgitation
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