Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You repelling hutch of rheumatic flat-coated retriever ends
You unaesthetic buck basket of impure deerhound survivals
You deformed utricle of plagued peewee offscourings
You ill-shaped vial of dropsical snook exudate
You despicable roaster of rickety wolfhound sweat
You sharp sleeping bag of ratty cotton rat tears
You moving shelves of diabetic rook traces
You tiresome mortar of malign fish hawk precipitations
You irking carafe of variolous fer-de-lance diaphoresis
You grim-faced trunk of defiled peregrine falcon slag
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