Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrible rundlet of contaminated gibbon ructation
You abhorrent packet of encephalitic carancho lacrimation
You vile wardrobe of unvirginal grebe remains
You horrific quiver of tumorous lemur exudate
You overburdensome compact of harmful polar bear hormone
You hateful carpetbag of unassimilable shrew mole piss
You unhandsome pottinger of diabetic gyrfalcon expulsion
You unbeauteous kitchen boiler of venerate Rambouillet filings
You vexing flagon of debauched siamang leavings
You unwelcome shovel of laryngitic housefly excrement
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