Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrifying trough of unassimilable ant bear embers
You plaguing cone of deadly nematode slag
You tragic carafe of sullied flying fish sewerage
You grisly soup bowl of morbific pilchard transudation
You forbidding milk pail of mortified porpoise spurt
You ill-proportioned cist of debauched nutcracker autacoid
You cheerless hatbox of defiled frog stubble
You misproportioned cruet of poisoned channel bass slabber
You troubling credenza of anemic sea horse leftovers
You obnoxious sugar spoon of cancerous English setter emesis
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