Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dire soup bowl of insalubrious Sealyham terrier ash
You sharp shovel of envenomed eft flatuosity
You vexing biggin of toxicant cavy wind
You bitter hatbox of wanton cat squirrel dribble
You ill-featured cannikin of debauched shepherd dog scum
You desolating trash can of septic titmouse snot
You cheerless hutch of ravaged pill bug pats
You malodorous crucible of tumorigenic ounce flow
You aggravating chiffonier of unhealthy onager stumps
You marred cuspidor of deadly martin thyroxin
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