Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ill-shaped rummer of anemic squid piddle
You hard-featured schooper of nephritic jungle fowl ejectment
You afflictive handbag of ravaged damselfly slag
You malformed thermos of scabietic Welsh pony tears
You dysphemized file of illicit hanuman piss
You disagreeable kettle of malign grampus rags
You mournful pannikin of miasmatic elkhound emesis
You dysphemistic Boston bag of unsanitary angel fish mucus
You pathetic barrel of veneniferous glutton semen
You heartwounding drinking cup of unchaste lion flatulence
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