Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ill-made stave basket of innutritious Angora cat stumps
You crushing bleb of plagued Japanese spaniel burp
You onerous mail pouch of indigestible tench flatuosity
You unpretty snuffbox of smirched buff Orpington sweepings
You replusive flask of noisome cushat [Scot] hormone
You dreary rush basket of palsied English setter embers
You unlikable wire basket of venerate anteater crap
You grievous paten of paralytic sea elephant thyroxin
You monstrous horn of scabietic Lincoln spout
You nasty teakettle of insalubrious mountain lion excretes
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