Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grim saucepan of mortified rhesus turd
You woeful jar of illicit wild ox sewage
You unspeakable dinner pail of carcinogenic armyworm stool
You ghastly brazier of encephalitic dobson fly remains
You frightful carboy of abandoned oont [India] piss
You woebegone dresser of leprous mealworm jakes
You wearying casserole of peccant golden retriever chips
You replusive messkit of loose English springer spaniel cinders
You baneful flask of toxicant skate eccrisis
You intolerable pipkin of rachitic bushtit vomit
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