Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You onerous holdall of soiled planarian ejecta
You fulsome autoclave of poisonous Blackburnian warbler soot
You ill-looking sideboard of besmirched tiger moth vestiges
You insufferable skillet of insanitary fly-catching warbler spittle
You undesirable bail of defiled hog-nose snake holdovers
You disgusting thermos of cankered termite silt
You uninviting fifth of polluted sawfish ordure
You crushing shelf of unsalutary Lhasa apso slabber
You ill-featured backpack of unhealthy white giant expulsion
You malformed flacon of pocky sea duck gas
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