Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You importunate sugar spoon of syphilitic rove beetle chaff
You pestering wineskin of debauched pine mouse soot
You fetid jeroboam of tubercular porpoise excrement
You onerous cage of teeming fulmar spurt
You awkward punnet of tainted woolly mammoth flatuosity
You despicable reliquary of carcinogenic coonhound dribble
You disfigured urn of hypertensive Cheviot flatulence
You gargoylish pitcher of leprous tomato worm sialagogue
You sad platter of venomous brush wolf deposits
You grotesque tallboy of rickety gray fox barf
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