Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You frightful hatbox of scorbutic Percheron embers
You plaguesome rummer of scrofulous chimpanzee remainders
You worrisome dessert spoon of communicable seal relics
You provoking wok of rheumatic guereza refuse
You evil-looking milk pail of venerate bushtit flatulence
You touching pony of unwholesome American water spaniel vomit
You pestilent housewife of unsanitary harlequin cabbage bug exudation
You deplorable cereal bowl of rachitic nightjar turd
You abominable drinking horn of maculate mountain gorilla belch
You harassing reticule of toxiferous tatou peba spittle
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