Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You repellent ark of arthritic Great Pyrenees emission
You teasing oil can of apoplectic blackfish refuse
You mournful tin can of consumptive jaguarundi emesis
You vile housewife of miasmatic barn owl scourings
You unlovely legume of toxiferous black fox filings
You dolorous scrip [archaic] of phthisic cat squirrel scraps
You dolorogenic quiver of tainted sable heaves
You ill-looking dustpan of adulterous schipperke ordure
You unappeteizing dosser of unwholesome guenon BO
You racking shovel of poisonous warthog remains
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