Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You wearying urn of dropsical Lincoln precipitations
You horrific cake pan of apoplectic king snake rumps
You harassing flagon of arthritic St. Mark's fly grounds
You tyrannous rucksack of innutritious jaguarundi salivation
You cacogenic pack sack of contaminated pointer spittle
You unwelcome basin of cankerous wood frog sewage
You uncomfortable cuspidor of beset lantern fly dross
You oppressive rack of hypertensive syrphus fly ructation
You awful chest of diseased sergeant fish scraps
You stinking gallipot of encephalitic girdle-tailed lizard flatuosity
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