Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You monstrous warming pan of diabetic grison slag
You worrisome backpack of podagric song thrush scraps
You crude demitasse of morbid adder belch
You dislikable socket of apoplectic lapwing night soil
You execrable poke of poisoned Arctic hare hormone
You nauseating sugar bowl of virulent entellus vestiges
You unappealing canteen of venerate hartebeest piss
You troublesome noggin of ravaged borer dribble
You excruciating butt of rachitic bandicoot hemorrhage
You unaesthetic housewife of abandoned butterfish dejecta
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