Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You torturous holdall of paralytic Scottish terrier turd
You atrocious breadbasket of tainted ptarmigan hemorrhage
You stinking scyphus of diabetic kangaroo rat sewerage
You fetid cake pan of smirched blowfish froth
You bleak lowboy of noxious tuatara filings
You heartsickening press of laryngitic blue jay ejection
You dysphemistic silique of variolous Russian wolfhound ejectment
You uncomfortable breaker of encephalitic Durham clinkers
You spoiled drinking cup of unvirginal brush wolf dribble
You grinding magazine of miasmic shrew mole drool
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