Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You awful udder of carcinogenic bluebottle flow
You hateful warming pan of colicky agama dung
You dolorific ashpan of tabetic Mexican hairless soot
You ungraced stewpan of freeloving punkie drivel
You dreadful lowboy of lousy lapwing rheum
You humiliating scrip [archaic] of diseased Clydesdale dingleberry
You horrific powder box of malarial tatouay piddle
You clumsy demitasse of epileptic squash bug piss
You appalling sound of beset tree shrew scoria
You disconcerting boot of rheumatic guinea pig tears
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