Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You replusive flask of pestilential flour moth ptyalism
You displeasing kitchen cabinet of incontinent toy poodle emesis
You undesirable puncheon of tainted turkey buzzard dung
You deformed firkin of cankered char spurt
You discomforting hatbox of tumorigenic peewee disgorgement
You scarecrowish waiter of neuralgic mavis scraps
You rotten caddie bag of innutritious puffer shavings
You execrable warming pan of variolous speckled trout filings
You heartrending wineglass of morbific brown thrasher flow
You unbeauteous hot-water bottle of venenous rat eructation
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