Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ungraceful barrel of foul red deer crap
You gargoylish fruit basket of malarial black bass rags
You nauseating saucer of loose ferret refuse
You joyless terrine of miasmal elephant leavings
You unappealing spoon of deadly soft-shelled turtle sialorrhea
You rending bin of dropsical chimaera sputum
You sickening bag of toxic coon coprolite
You teratic coffeepot of neuritic silkworm survivals
You racking carton of sullied gemsbok eructation
You evil-favored vasculum of unwholesome jaguarundi embers
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