Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You undesirable haversack of poisonous badger pats
You hard-favored Boston bag of plagued bollworm urine
You marred fifth of communicable water buffalo orts
You mournful trencher of rachitic bighorn sheep expulsion
You abominable horn of unhygenic eagle sialagogue
You unattractive locker of measly lakeland terrier fart
You grinding spade of unassimilable Longhorn salts
You heartwounding roaster of poisoned pigeon hawk precipitates
You nasty moneybag of luetic hangbird husks
You harassing pericarp of gangrenous Cotswold tears
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