Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You troublesome lowboy of miasmal lynx refuse
You homely gallipot of apoplectic paddlefish thyroxin
You exhausting saddlebag of diseased gray fox shavings
You grim suitcase of venomous middle white slobber
You gargoylish salad bowl of syphilitic ring ouzel eructation
You worrisome hod of soiled Welsh springer spaniel secretion
You mephitic cyathus of tainted oquassa gas
You beautiless flasket of unclean blackbird tears
You nasty golf bag of chlorotic snout beetle precipitates
You distressing flower bowl of variolous poyou soot
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