Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You uncomely vacuum bottle of miasmal roadrunner dribble
You pitiable wooden basket of scabietic kittiwake scourings
You fulsome soupspoon of venenous sea gull rumps
You malformed canister of chlorotic pig effusion
You rebarbative pocketbook of rheumatic bowfin slabber
You baneful desk of ulcerous water snake vestiges
You bitter hatbox of unclean razorbill exudate
You crude mortar of infective boll weevil feculence
You deplorable biggin of sullied horned screamer flatuosity
You unappealing powder box of epileptic fly-catching warbler regurgitation
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