Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You irritating gallbladder of communicable ring-necked pheasant ejecta
You horrifying pottinger of innutritious platypus coprolith
You unendurable vesicle of malign wallaby expectoration
You marred drinking cup of malignant snowshoe rabbit residue
You disturbing salad bowl of morbific penguin heaves
You malformed goblet of deadly ricebird effusion
You poignant vacuum bottle of indecent English setter ends
You nasty rucksack of pedicular tree squirrel vomit
You saddening sacculus of virulent butcher bird crap
You ill-proportioned trencher of morbid harlequin snake transudation
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