Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You plaguesome hogshead of insanitary flying squirrel expulsion
You pestilent tallboy of measly snowshoe rabbit flatus
You wearying tableware of apoplectic stoat hemorrhage
You offensive dinner pail of tabetic Rhodesian ridgeback husks
You aggravating schooper of impure tope drool
You misbegotten scyphus of unchaste mountain lion precipitations
You unaesthetic rummer of harmful painter [S US] feculence
You miasmal quiver of lousy trematode purulence
You worrying spatula of maculate manul spurt
You disconcerting hopper of diseased erne excrement
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