Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sad highball glass of indigestible cliff swallow voidance
You rending kitchen boiler of insanitary flounder flatulence
You unsavory autoclave of plagued pouched rat exudate
You poignant sitzbath of scorbutic plover cinders
You rebarbative udder of poisonous frigate bird survivals
You plaguey compact of miasmal tamarin night soil
You intolerable hutch of variolar squirrel holdovers
You bleak demijohn of unwholesome white Wyandotte slobber
You wearisome cuspidor of apoplectic angwantibo residuua
You unhandsome legume of toxical Romeldale feces
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