Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You teratic crib of gangrened Polled Durham scoria
You burdensome tureen of unsalutary tit emesis
You plaguesome bindle of wanton gaur elimination
You ignoble vat of ravaged shrike husks
You foul golf bag of edematous alligator gar thyroxin
You terrible tableware of morbific terrier ca-ca
You dismal tobacco pouch of palsied peccary guano
You nasty cancelli of pathological water moccasin heaves
You stinking firkin of chlorotic tuatara rubbish
You miasmal evening bag of debauched buff Orpington drivel
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