Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You overburdensome casserole of poisoned Shetland tears
You noisome reliquary of communicable goldeneye scum
You teratic rundlet of polluted bald eagle turd
You untasteful wastebasket of allergic gnu goat survivals
You grotesque evening bag of tainted nightingale refuse
You burdensome carafe of miasmic Lepisma saliva
You unlikable vial of pathogenic cardinal drivel
You spoiled caldron of noxious warbler rags
You unshapely canteen of cankerous Australorp eruption
You grievous dipper of dropsical smelt vomit
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