Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You inelegant hot-water bottle of pneumonic tapir smut
You humiliating pannikin of variolous cod offscourings
You pestering sugar bowl of morbific chewink spew
You abhorrent marsupium of virulent sheep sewage
You bothering cancelli of miasmic fly sialorrhea
You moving dustpan of loose black face Highland transudation
You sorrowful packing box of ulcerous bullfinch ejecta
You unaesthetic watering can of unchaste mouse drivel
You woebegone autoclave of foul dormouse burp
You horrific envelope of phthisic lapwing scraps
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