Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You obscene reliquary of pocky anoa flux
You plaguey keg of peccant albacore husks
You ignoble matchbox of tainted white fox sediment
You noisome garbage can of foul Corriedale elimination
You unbearable vase of dyspeptic black cat flatus
You dire dessert spoon of unchaste eel dregs
You shapeless vial of indigestible walrus stool
You dreadful corbeil [archit] of anemic brush deer hormone
You worrying file of teeming punkie lacrimation
You cheerless Canterbury of injurious salmon egesta
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