Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You inelegant backpack of variolar possum spit
You exhausting kibble of cancerous Jersey eccrisis
You noisome cereal bowl of tabetic elephant seal diaphoresis
You insufferable rack of gouty adder traces
You noxious hogshead of debauched mammoth ejecta
You depressing pipe of malignant indigo bunting sputum
You overburdensome patella of gangrened eel voidance
You depressive overnight bag of apoplectic tomato worm barf
You troubling stomach of pathogenic flea beetle scourings
You pestilential creamer of insanitary water snake fart
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