Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pathetic bail of contagious chacma precipitates
You cheerless bin of ulcerated Cashmere goat guano
You hard-visaged corbeil [archit] of pediculous chimney swift extrusion
You fetid bladder of hypertensive mamba squirt
You exasperating pannier of illicit butcher bird perspiration
You onerous vanity bag of maculate pike stool
You heartbreaking scuttle of toxical ray traces
You aggravating pipe of unclean Barbary ape sweepings
You contemptible scrip [archaic] of neuralgic brush wolf vomition
You revolting knapsack of loose Charbray slag
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