Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You woeful ditty bag of cankerous Cleveland Bay clinkers
You marred pocketbook of bilious redfish spurt
You unalluring sugar bowl of arthritic Rock Cornish scourings
You bleak jardiniere of hydropic cavy relics
You distasteful seedcase of unwholesome thrasher wind
You pathetic milk pail of epileptic aardwolf refuse
You misproportioned hatbox of unsanitary torpedo fish coprolite
You wearisome mussuk of infectious blackhead Persian effusion
You grinding portmanteau of pneumonic horned screamer flatus
You hard-favored messkit of ulcerous Wensleydale eructation
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