Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ungainly sideboard of adulterous locust embers
You heavy puncheon of variolous goatsucker silt
You regrettable vitrine of miasmal brant turd
You irking splint basket of hypertensive crane draff
You tormenting terrine of unsalutary crow thyroxin
You poignant chiffonier of indecent Himalayan cat residue
You rebarbative messkit of apoplectic peafowl husks
You execrable ashcan of pneumonic boarhound BO
You unbeautiful chifforobe of grubby fitch feces
You excruciating kit bag of unsanitary jackdaw remainders
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