Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You shocking reliquary of miasmatic bobcat sinter
You unpalatable hod of edematous Corriedale disgorgement
You unsavory boll of consumptive gazelle hound cinders
You weighty suitcase of toxiferous Belted Galloway excreta
You disconcerting gourd of diabetic cassowary drool
You gargoylish credenza of allergic manatee coprolith
You beastly shelves of incontinent ringtail sperm
You ill-shaped punnet of defiled mourning dove pats
You dreadful backpack of variolar oriole extravasation
You piteous cyathus of tumorous West Highland white terrier rags
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