Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You graceless horn of scrofulous blackfish offscourings
You unlovely decanter of miasmal miller's-thumb defecation
You heartrending sound of innutritious rat slobber
You dolorous secretary of venomous dodo urine
You dysphemized vacuum bottle of pedicular Arctic hare embers
You excruciating wineskin of podagric syrphus fly puke
You repellent teapot of contaminated eft vestiges
You dismaying splint basket of unsanitary ring ouzel sediment
You vexatious tassie [Brit] of tubercular cisco sinter
You replusive jerrican of impure black game remainders
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