Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dreadful kitchen boiler of toxical cat belch
You displeasing rummer of beset Saluki guano
You repelling washtub of unvirginal aphid sewerage
You evil-favored flight bag of infectious titmouse saliva
You tyrannous grip of ravaged owl stool
You worrying holster of veneniferous teal piddle
You defaced cardcase of neuritic kangaroo mouse sewage
You repellent flower bowl of tainted French coach horse ca-ca
You overburdensome cistern of debauched emu pus
You grisly wineglass of ratty tree frog hormone
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