Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unpalatable washtub of dropsical black bear pus
You irking ammunition box of tabetic Havana brown cat chaff
You racking letter file of epileptic lyrebird feculence
You unpleasant brandy snifter of malignant whippet urine
You unsightly vargueno of unsalutary flying squirrel slabber
You beautiless canister of wanton cattle egret dregs
You abominable spade of scabietic herring hog transudation
You teasing scoop of harmful angwantibo excrement
You bleak drinking cup of morbid Rock Cornish pats
You unlovely lota of hydropic whitefish emission
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