Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sharp chamber pot of morbific Landrace jakes
You uglified desk of freeloving hobby spout
You intolerable hip bath of morbid Brussels griffon voidance
You uncomely washtub of malign prairie wolf relics
You uncomfortable shoulder bag of poisoned mouse excretes
You undelicious udder of illicit cucumber flea beetle leftovers
You dire kettle of pathological copperhead flatus
You sour utricle of unsanitary redfish dung
You regrettable press of lousy coot spew
You galling box of insalubrious armadillo exudation
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