Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You atrocious magnum of nephritic kuvasz ca-ca
You touching air bladder of mortified chevrotain transudation
You displeasing tote bag of polluted wood owl defecation
You malodorous jar of venomous ass ructation
You grim kettle of noisome snowshoe rabbit purulence
You monstrous chalice of consumptive Galloway turd
You depressing caddy of lousy serval flowers
You pestering utricle of infected Tamworth ejectment
You revolting pail of variolous midge flow
You cacophonous envelope of tumorous fisher salivation
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