Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You lamentable compote of hydropic thrush snot
You ill-made jeroboam of dropsical karakul belch
You grievous urn of ulcerous constrictor sewerage
You ill-looking Saratoga trunk of tabid komondor transudation
You pesky spittoon of septic oyster catcher effusion
You malodorous ashtray of gouty swordfish excretes
You unenjoyable coffin of veneniferous green turtle depositions
You pestiferous blister of virulent goldfinch remnants
You mortifying bedroll of allergic porcupine scum
You base wardrobe of miasmal bullhead draff
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