Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dire schoolbag of ratty rattlesnake smut
You distressing cedar chest of plagued American lion sputum
You repulsive golf bag of illicit nilgai gas
You painful snuffbox of leprous mastiff remains
You desolating glasses of adulterous mole cricket ash
You piteous punch bowl of pedicular lake trout slaver
You excruciating sugar spoon of contaminated palomino refuse
You hideous picnic basket of neuralgic tiger moth precipitations
You joyless pannier of virulent Cotswold dregs
You ignoble stoup of mortified silky terrier effluent
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