Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You onerous scabbard of teeming robin jakes
You hard-visaged hogshead of venomous bobcat regurgitation
You importunate till of plagued dingo settlings
You distressful e´tui of loose caddis fly leftovers
You odious tallboy of poisonous redfish spout
You embarrassing Canterbury of morbific Romney tears
You galling cardcase of infective mule thyroxin
You wearying overnight bag of measly ferret perspiration
You worrying sugar bowl of pleuritic Southdown emission
You detestable pocketbook of leprous pocket gopher sperm
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