Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heavy tote bag of abandoned Brown Swiss froth
You shocking game bag of noisome owl slobber
You grim bag of infective fly flow
You displeasing bail of soiled gnatcatcher sputum
You wearing tucker bag [Austral] of poisoned terrier draff
You rotten saccule of rheumatic dolphin embers
You unpleasing packing box of pathogenic Pomeranian filings
You ill-favored cyst of pneumonic buffalo carpet beetle diaphoresis
You gruesome autoclave of unsanitary kiwi expectoration
You disturbing pouch of noxious Afghan hound remnants
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