Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You gargoylish bleb of gangrened conger puke
You bothering creel of luetic horse mackerel flatus
You defaced pannikin of scorbutic Clydesdale terrier autacoid
You grotesque vanity bag of loose-moraled otter remains
You cacophonic net of lousy earwig dregs
You uncomely ark of dyspeptic mantis residuua
You oppressive caster of unclean chacma snot
You rueful ewer of cankered chipmunk ruins
You dolorific hutch of impure chicken hawk slag
You heartbreaking trunk of infectious Welsh corgi regurgitation
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