Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You tiresome catch basin of abandoned rhesus scum
You despicable Toby-jug of loose colobus fossils
You dislikable casket of pathogenic English setter residue
You grotesque decanter of venerate wildebeest holdovers
You hard-favored theca of encephalitic vulture chaff
You replusive bucket of indecent bullhead flops
You consuming flagon of dropsical walrus offscourings
You sore sac of communicable widgeon silt
You importunate chest of drawers of ulcerated whiting waste
You objectionable lowboy of scorbutic antelope chipmunk flatuosity
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