Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You mephitic escritoire of hypertensive marmot butts
You wearying tea chest of abandoned porcupine feculence
You tormenting teacup of peccant Scottish deerhound flow
You defaced washtub of maculate stinkbug draff
You heavy sarcophagus of variolous wasp evacuation
You homely pottle of pestilential Malinois discharge
You hateful magazine of impure barbel ructation
You replusive bakepan of ravaged fox squirrel ejectamenta
You plaguesome barrel of hydropic spectacled cobra vomit
You touching soup bowl of infected mute swan sialorrhea
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