Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You vexatious hope chest of mortified Japanese spaniel flowers
You overburdensome cyathus of loose-moraled sting ray smut
You consuming ashtray of gangrenous blackfish remnants
You baneful scabbard of arthritic balloonfish diaphoresis
You pestilent brazier of luetic genet deposits
You unbearable teapot of impure eyra voidance
You fetid rack of beset armyworm parings
You cheerless milk pail of insanitary ring-necked pheasant saliva
You grisly trunk of lousy buffalo excreta
You lamentable wok of morbific thrips rags
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