Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unpalatable ewer of envenomed baldpate wind
You miasmal shot glass of ulcerous capercaillie moraine
You gruesome teapot of unhealthful buffalo bug husks
You disagreeable evening bag of unsalutary argali drool
You graceless air bladder of unassimilable Shorthorn dingleberry
You rending sheath of diseased mongoose draff
You unenjoyable sarcophagus of loose-moraled Lepisma precipitations
You nauseating Canterbury of wormy pewit emission
You racking barracks bag of poisoned moor hen exudation
You heinous rundlet of loose Eskimo dog debris
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