Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dolorogenic trough of illicit Dutch Belted silt
You unalluring mortarboard of besmirched flying gurnard rumps
You dismaying bail of dropsical jungle fowl dingleberry
You rueful catchall of gouty harrier clinkers
You nauseating canister of defiled rabbit bandicoot night soil
You evil-looking caster of insalubrious tatou piddle
You gruesome carboy of pleuritic schipperke butts
You repelling wastebasket of diseased constrictor saliva
You unpleasant teacup of unhealthful sperm whale refuse
You burdensome cone of bilious tiger moth exudation
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