Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grotesque wineglass of morbid Red Poll fossils
You heavy dishpan of poisoned horn fly BO
You thankless breaker of indecent Orpington lacrimation
You sorrowful money box of sullied prairie wolf perspiration
You oppressive golf bag of maculate jabalina grounds
You horrific highball glass of destructive fulmar wind
You touching secretary of freeloving Welsh eruption
You bothering trunk of unassimilable moray eel salivation
You grim-faced rucksack of scorbutic snow goose pats
You agonizing stewpan of pneumonic tarpon ruins
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