Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hard-featured letter file of poisoned bobwhite shit
You heinous reed basket of veneniferous West Highland white terrier sperm
You painful kettle of palsied housefly spit
You unbeautiful pouch of unvirginal congo snake ejectment
You objectionable hope chest of variolous speckled Sussex heaves
You moving clothesbasket of indecent electric fish hemorrhage
You grotesque salad bowl of unassimilable pigeon hawk effluent
You repulsive cigarette case of ulcerous cinnamon bear jet
You heartwounding harness cask of cankered blackbird ruins
You terrible ark of unhealthful weaverbird emission
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