Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You shapeless davenport of leprous flour moth leavings
You misbegotten crock of cankered meerkat voidance
You sorrowful gravy boat of pathogenic wood wasp spittle
You excruciating purse of insalubrious bush wren purulence
You harrowing capsule of syphilitic coonhound precipitations
You grisly flower bowl of unchaste scarab turd
You unlikable corbeil [archit] of scorbutic Blackburnian warbler excrement
You gargoylish desk of luetic bass drool
You evil-looking cereal bowl of veneniferous crappie wind
You repellent butt of unhygenic flickertail alluvia
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