Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You contemptible highboy of illicit anole transudation
You rueful percolator of pathogenic chickaree excretion
You tiresome bedroll of arthritic entellus pee
You mephitic warming pan of tabid greylag goose exudate
You beastly pitcher of tumorous Houdan butts
You repellent clothes hamper of unhygenic Appaloosa salts
You repulsive pericarp of infectious grackle pats
You plaguing dresser of miasmal Columbia heaves
You aggravating picnic basket of plagued eelpout rags
You misbegotten breaker of luetic sea perch discharge
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