Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You lamentable bidet of venerate butterfish pee
You grisly magnum of smirched thoroughbred spew
You vile gallbladder of plagued mara sputum
You dolorogenic haversack of unhygenic cormorant silt
You touching biggin of malign scaup duck sewage
You insufferable Canterbury of ratty dipper dross
You disgusting coffee urn of unassimilable globefish flux
You fulsome loculus of wanton Gordon setter holdovers
You distressful cannikin of malarial porbeagle flatulence
You comfortless traveling bag of laryngitic cinnamon bear rumps
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