Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You scarecrowish goblet of laryngitic cachalot remainders
You tormenting cream pitcher of illicit water spaniel scum
You sore tyg of diabetic aberdevine vomit
You appalling wineskin of toxical cichlid exudation
You abhorrent blackjack of destructive saki slag
You cheerless patella of variolous partridge egestion
You ignoble mazer of loose-moraled eyra sialagogue
You unenjoyable hip bath of phthisic lovebird extrusion
You painful cigarette case of infective glutton effusion
You crude moneybag of malign buffalo fish salts
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