Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You displeasing crucible of gouty black Spanish salivation
You replusive scuttle of venenous yellow jacket fart
You pathetic shelves of pestiferous Aberdeen Angus ends
You repelling hamper of ratty meadow mouse spew
You hard-visaged cruse of besmirched sailfish froth
You comfortless mortar of loose-moraled barnacle goose sweepings
You painful evening bag of pneumonic ant residuua
You scarecrowish flower bowl of contaminated yellowlegs traces
You blemished seedcase of noisome dodo scourings
You exhausting tassie [Brit] of maculate wireworm transudation
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