Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You plaguesome phial of allergic blue jay chips
You agonizing cell of consumptive butterfish gas
You worrying coffer of morbific redfin remnants
You unappeteizing blister of pathological petrel deposits
You heartwounding sideboard of malign horned toad exudate
You depressing barrel of ratty marmot sweat
You weighty cone of indecent bluebottle ends
You dismaying ammunition box of nephritic newt lacrimation
You hard-featured vial of unhygenic bullhead excrement
You gross mug of abandoned marten heaves
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