Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You fulsome hipflask of destructive beagle refuse
You irking scrip [archaic] of soiled buffalo wolf exudation
You grinding locker of dropsical shoveler odds and ends
You ill-favored air sac of tubercular walleye traces
You marred snuffbox of unsanitary butterfish ejectamenta
You blotted cist of infected pack rat sweat
You hard-featured boiler of tabid deer jet
You aggravating pocket of maculate schipperke perspiration
You sorrowful box of malign dormouse autacoid
You unwelcome stoup of deadly teredo precipitates
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