Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You loathsome carryall of contaminated kinkajou rumps
You repelling autoclave of unhealthy bunting chaff
You agonizing schoolbag of wanton webworm stool
You pestiferous slop pail of miasmal song thrush exudation
You unbeauteous carafe of miasmic West Highland barf
You ignoble frying pan of pneumonic wren-tit vomit
You gruesome clothesbasket of gouty Columbia vestiges
You grinding coffin of lousy godwit shavings
You bleak magazine of unsalutary bollworm dingleberry
You heavy crate of grubby electric fish flowers
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