Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You galling phial of lousy eider dribble
You worrisome dresser of pestilential meerkat chaff
You blotted sideboard of scorbutic wild duck traces
You depressing caldron of incontinent suslik sialorrhea
You forbidding hot-water bottle of dyspeptic sea cow coprolite
You uncomely skep of septic octopus remainders
You pathetic vat of gangrenous snout beetle secretion
You untasteful sheath of colicky Dutch Belted spurt
You spoiled pocket of infectious fly-catching warbler dregs
You vexing filing box of gouty Barred Plymouth Rock feces
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