Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You joyless piepan of chlorotic red fox leftovers
You cacophonic blackjack of mortified Longhorn scoria
You base escritoire of neuritic pike perch ca-ca
You distressing sinus of syphilitic toy terrier detritus
You exhausting davenport of venomous hangbird purulence
You unlikable biggin of pediculous sapsucker vestiges
You unsightly tun of foul asp spit
You horrid air bladder of plagued anthropoid ape rheum
You unpleasant fifth of pneumonic sable ejectment
You embarrassing bushel of smirched meadow lark sialagogue
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