Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You woeful bandolier of rickety lovebird rumps
You rueful tallboy of infectious jackal ructation
You unpretty chamber pot of malignant flicker flux
You deplorable bud vase of injurious giant bass ejectment
You plaguey matchbox of cancerous blowfly dribble
You galling drinking horn of morbid king snake piss
You misbegotten vacuum bottle of lousy cicada coprolite
You pesky attache´ case of pestilential hyena smut
You distressing compote of cankered sperm whale moraine
You horrific reed basket of venerate Rhodesian ridgeback scourings
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