Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrifying jardiniere of neuritic goose heaves
You shapeless ashtray of venerate bushtit ejecta
You regrettable noggin of malarial manatee debris
You baneful pocketcase of polluted puffin traces
You ill-made harness cask of tumorous sea turtle smut
You mournful pod of cankered wildebeest belch
You blemished gravy boat of podagric candlefish evacuation
You vexing cone of indecent bighorn sheep excrement
You bitter dosser of tabid turkey sperm
You irksome splint basket of unsalutary hornet ejectment
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