Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ungraced calyx of abandoned New Hampshire waste
You misshapen pony of mortified punkie flatulence
You homely slop pail of cancerous canary ejectment
You grievous cake pan of indigestible stag beetle slaver
You irking butt of teeming iguana husks
You awkward water butt of smirched blackhead Persian salivation
You embarrassing air bladder of gangrened ostrich coprolite
You misproportioned biggin of beset rabbit bandicoot elimination
You plaguing GI can of toxical marmot evacuation
You frightful china of unhealthy bass gas
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