Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You homely warming pan of carcinogenic waterbuck chips
You wearing coffin of impure bezoar goat hormone
You pestilent demijohn of contaminated housefly stumps
You nasty paten of scorbutic monitor burp
You woebegone ventricle of toxic vole disgorgement
You moving sheath of cancerous halibut drivel
You shocking palette of veneniferous bandicoot stubble
You odious stein of colicky leech leavings
You uncomfortable trough of ulcerous Afghan hound vestiges
You dysphemistic cake pan of unhealthful blowfish effusion
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