Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ill-favored caldron of freeloving Clydesdale terrier alluvia
You awful envelope of unwholesome English setter slaver
You worrying coffin of ulcerous sea cow snot
You repugnant bud vase of toxical musk hog silt
You rotten catchall of ratty Welsh pony slobber
You unalluring cigarette case of wormy mountain sheep drool
You harassing bureau of luetic grackle piss
You uncomfortable Boston bag of gouty tope sweepings
You ill-proportioned pony of variolous sea duck holdovers
You distressing tun of unvirginal canary offscourings
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