Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You spoiled cedar chest of unhygenic bank swallow ca-ca
You hideous vial of noisome vulture vomition
You repugnant dish of scrofulous takin chaff
You mortifying dustpan of hydropic bullhead feces
You thankless tray of arthritic muntjac smut
You pitiable tinderbox of contagious phalanger droppings
You odious scrotum of gouty Leicester evacuation
You mournful tucker bag [Austral] of polluted echidna manure
You dolorous bread pan of tubercular tuna dribble
You dismal saddlebag of beset flickertail ordure
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