Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You mournful commode of plagued porcupine dejecta
You embarrassing hipflask of measly mockingbird sewage
You unengaging coffee urn of septic Rhode Island white pats
You unbeauteous scabbard of epileptic ounce ejectment
You plaguey knapsack of noisome burro deer drivel
You dire bidet of miasmatic dove froth
You pitiable roaster of pathogenic beaded lizard dung
You tiresome bakepan of toxic borer thyroxin
You sour hope chest of encephalitic anaconda piddle
You regrettable chest of colicky mallard leavings
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