Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You burdensome ditty bag of poisoned ibex dross
You harassing attache´ case of venerate fruit-tree bark beetle chaff
You heinous Boston bag of variolous jabalina alluvia
You undesirable cruet of laryngitic warbler manure
You clumsy cone of pestiferous Scottish terrier feculence
You torturous splint basket of unassimilable squash bug deposits
You unattractive eggcup of septic lemming spit
You pestilential dipper of measly haddock debris
You ill-favored trug of carcinogenic lizard elimination
You woebegone compote of unvirginal bass rags
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