Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sore pocket flask of epileptic Turk rumps
You gruesome wooden basket of venerate moth hormone
You dreadful silique of phthisic sheep holdovers
You revolting ark of contaminated dormouse chips
You hard-visaged can of poisonous sable antelope debris
You horrid schooner of beset Rottweiler ptyalism
You nauseating hopper of illicit nematode ruins
You crude cardcase of gangrened walleye wind
You plaguesome flower basket of cankerous cotton rat shit
You unalluring bidet of ulcerated croaker egestion
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