Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You monstrous teakettle of unassimilable shovelhead shark ca-ca
You ignoble coffee urn of defiled English foxhound refuse
You afflicting cream pitcher of debauched Colorado beetle discharge
You unpleasant demijohn of miasmic hawksbill turtle residuua
You insufferable hatbox of abandoned newt saliva
You teratic eggcup of tumorous yellowlegs draff
You repulsive hopper of destructive congo snake sialorrhea
You grisly piepan of syphilitic cutworm cinders
You horrific waiter of envenomed French Canadian egesta
You uncomfortable chest of contagious amber jack mucus
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