Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You insufferable holster of venenous horntail sialorrhea
You insupportable sauce boat of polluted octopus parings
You blotted sideboard of plagued pill bug scraps
You repulsive thermos of tumorous phalanger scoria
You evil-favored tallboy of wanton Great Pyrenees sweepings
You unpleasant flower bowl of ratty Devon flux
You pitiable powder horn of diabetic gibbon saliva
You dolorous cabinet of measly red fox flops
You stinking bureau of chlorotic pickerel piss
You grim-visaged evening bag of pedicular duck perspiration
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