Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unpretty saccule of morbific Kerry Hill leftovers
You irritating coffeepot of pedicular pelican transudation
You unappeteizing kettle of miasmic leopard frog pee
You repelling carafe of debauched cod stubble
You plaguesome messkit of peccant cottontail rabbit precipitates
You wearing packing box of rachitic Dolly Varden trout ca-ca
You saddening coal scuttle of diabetic Dorset Down slaver
You plaguey purse of leprous lizard feculence
You ugly gunny of pocky urutu diaphoresis
You beautiless oil can of freeloving Audubon's warbler regurgitation
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