Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You intolerable creel of hydropic bedbug leftovers
You galling liqueur glass of infective herring ash
You hard-featured chifforobe of noxious New Hampshire red sewerage
You grotesque dipper of toxiferous cockchafer tears
You abhorrent net of harmful bullhead grounds
You baneful casserole of envenomed speckled Sussex leavings
You sharp ammunition box of variolar flying fish snot
You dysphemistic udder of tabid barracuda remainders
You noisome cabinet of malignant congo snake drivel
You horrifying lota of syphilitic mink sialagogue
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