Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You painful brandy snifter of pestiferous ring-necked pheasant settlings
You dislikable vitrine of rachitic lapin ejaculation
You distressing socket of neuritic wheatear orts
You unengaging rundlet of infected panda effluent
You ignoble scrip [archaic] of envenomed kangaroo mouse dung
You mephitic paten of arthritic blue Andalusian holdovers
You provoking flowerpot of neuralgic sea lion relics
You torturous can of malignant goldeneye piss
You ill-proportioned Boston bag of ulcerated teju gas
You obscene flacon of ratty mourning dove lacrimation
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