Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You oppressive puncheon of encephalitic woodpecker ruins
You intolerable schooner of colicky cassowary effluent
You tyrannous gourd of soiled eland filings
You mephitic fruit basket of besmirched Burmese cat piddle
You uninviting sugar spoon of infective porpoise residuua
You dysphemistic wastepaper basket of venomous Dorset Down feces
You painful packet of unclean hellgrammite chaff
You wearisome ewer of peccant thornback ray scoria
You nasty thermos of malignant tapir BO
You worrisome cone of venenous yellowthroat draff
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