Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unpleasant briefcase of septic King Charles spaniel ejaculation
You unappeteizing kitchen boiler of lousy Plantation walking horse sialorrhea
You foul pottle of pneumonic catamount eccrisis
You uninviting shot glass of unwholesome brush wolf puke
You awful flask of nephritic speckled Sussex egesta
You galling splint basket of sullied cutworm dejecta
You evil-looking portfolio of gangrened muskellunge turd
You unpretty teaspoon of poisoned bass clinkers
You poignant boot of ratty boxer transudation
You heartrending marsupium of abandoned archerfish stubble
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