Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You awkward saccule of syphilitic kangaroo mouse scum
You rending boodle bag of unchaste apar slabber
You teratic spade of luetic walkingstick debris
You pestilential sauce boat of paralytic ant shit
You unpretty shell of gouty chinch sialorrhea
You uncomely compact of unsanitary Audubon's warbler ejaculation
You tyrannous catch basin of chlorotic puffer exudate
You ignoble percolator of tumorous black Minorca coprolite
You gargoylish skippet of contaminated brush turkey elimination
You consuming cake pan of ravaged shellfish dregs
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