Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sore carryall of wanton mule deer filings
You undelectable kilderkin of edematous Dexter scum
You ignoble cage of infested horse semen
You malformed handbag of luetic Russian blue cat drool
You cacophonous jerrican of teeming ephemerid silt
You vile shelf of morbid marlin lacrimation
You unalluring stewpan of unhealthy matamata shavings
You excruciating goblet of dyspeptic fitch jakes
You disagreeable duffel bag of deadly warbler gas
You vexatious keg of gouty drosophila effusion
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