Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You revolting messkit of grubby jumping mouse eructation
You hateful shelf of unwholesome kiang disgorgement
You grim reliquary of unhealthful kaama [Africa] mucus
You disconcerting wardrobe of venenous bookworm excretion
You wearing jeroboam of unhygenic elm leaf beetle tears
You heartsickening golf bag of arthritic gourami chips
You awkward pipkin of ratty springbok stubble
You fetid roaster of rachitic Cornish soot
You irking hope chest of rheumatic Belgian smut
You cacophonous rush basket of palsied earworm debris
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