Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You appalling teaspoon of foul tautog ordure
You comfortless caddie bag of loose-moraled manatee flux
You harrowing messkit of soiled murre scum
You irritating chamber pot of venerate barn owl ruins
You terrible jeroboam of diseased mastodon secretion
You abhorrent housewife of rachitic wood tick spew
You sad bathtub of malarial clumber spaniel sweat
You evil-favored golf bag of toxiferous grouse stumps
You unshapely cedar chest of maculate opossum disgorgement
You unpretty sacculus of neuritic thrush settlings
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