Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You joyless hopper of rickety llama rumps
You mephitic packet of laryngitic miller clinkers
You misshapen frying pan of indigestible wild goat hemorrhage
You consuming dinner plate of injurious goatsucker deposits
You repugnant bleb of unchaste pollack transudation
You oppressive boot of carcinogenic sapsucker stumps
You unpalatable coffee cup of infested perch pee
You unattractive clothespress of innutritious hellgrammite dingleberry
You painful saucepan of encephalitic kit fox puke
You hard-visaged demitasse of morbific phalanger ptyalism
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