Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You odious teapot of cankered song thrush chips
You dolorogenic golf bag of unchaste miller drivel
You discomforting cell of loose-moraled warbler droppings
You exasperating cabinet of toxic chamois rubbish
You rending potty of lousy guenon pee
You piteous pannier of insanitary cardinal drool
You insufferable honeypot of paralytic sea trout exudate
You distressful clothesbasket of gouty Australorp flatulence
You unpretty bakepan of gangrenous Shetland sweat
You miasmal holdall of tabetic raven ash
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