Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You terrible bundle of ravaged saiga effusion
You pestilential biggin of arthritic tapeworm puke
You hard-visaged desk of consumptive mockingbird residue
You undelectable saccus of impure horned viper tears
You marred dipper of phthisic badger sediment
You cacophonous shelves of soiled bream flux
You shapeless chest of drawers of maculate fruit-tree bark beetle embers
You woeful milk pail of incontinent mosquito ruins
You uncomfortable rack of tumorigenic cicala ructation
You hateful paten of nephritic ox emesis
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