Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ill-looking ostensorium of phthisic blue whale semen
You sorrowful flasket of insalubrious dark Cornish ejectamenta
You execrable breaker of scorbutic pike perch pus
You bothersome caisson of pocky leafhopper leftovers
You annoying clothes hamper of cankerous Guernsey burp
You unenjoyable Boston bag of poisonous locust disgorgement
You sour autoclave of scabietic anthropoid ape ca-ca
You depressing tea chest of hypertensive erne vestiges
You unlovely evening bag of encephalitic fitch flatus
You vile cyathus of communicable zoril feces
https://cheswick.com/insult