Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You graceless oil can of pathological mink ruins
You ill-featured chest of drawers of innutritious dragon fish holdovers
You heartbreaking reliquary of miasmal macaque manure
You unattractive credenza of apoplectic horse salivation
You burdensome box of unvirginal caddis fly gas
You homely bundle of wanton hog-nose snake depositions
You grievous cuspidor of neuritic Angora cat saliva
You scarecrowish boll of illicit mountain goat shavings
You unenjoyable saddlebag of pleuritic teredo deposits
You teasing vial of noisome rove beetle slabber
https://cheswick.com/insult