Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unshapely flask of ulcerated doctor fish diaphoresis
You annoying ark of indecent ape saliva
You pestilent dish of colicky baleen whale semen
You horrible carboy of toxicant thrush dregs
You scarecrowish carryall of leprous dabchick clinkers
You weighty mail pouch of virulent roadrunner sialagogue
You wearying catchall of gouty eyra flux
You racking pony of luetic peafowl guano
You unsightly dessert spoon of gangrenous bird of paradise remainders
You distressing sarcophagus of scrofulous nematode shit
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