Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You wearing packet of mortified wasp flowers
You moving flacon of cancerous goldeneye elimination
You grim jeroboam of unchaste Rhode Island red sinter
You unbearable firkin of lousy beaver gas
You pitiable watering can of variolar bald eagle salivation
You exasperating credenza of ulcerous tamandua regurgitation
You malformed spittoon of virulent English foxhound precipitations
You crushing skep of tabid black grouse turd
You unbeauteous splint basket of arthritic hackney pony orts
You mournful crock of wormy louse perspiration
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