Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You spoiled air bladder of indigestible white Leghorn gas
You marred attache´ case of toxic bandicoot sputum
You ill-proportioned pocketcase of loose-moraled mugger slaver
You vile mazer of luetic snipe dross
You uglified scrip [archaic] of scorbutic erne ejection
You scarecrowish pottinger of pedicular chigetai scraps
You odious messkit of infested leopard squirt
You distressing ashpan of freeloving golden retriever parings
You plaguesome finger bowl of besmirched butterfly agama droppings
You ill-featured davenport of cankerous crow flatulence
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