Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You noisome quiver of unassimilable cricket hormone
You depressing clothes hamper of poisonous fer-de-lance dung
You baneful wardrobe of measly bluebottle settlings
You cheerless pocket of wormy widgeon autacoid
You affecting compact of harmful blowfish sweepings
You mortifying tablespoon of lousy urutu coprolith
You horrible calabash of ratty terrapin drool
You unspeakable bathtub of consumptive American water spaniel remnants
You atrocious percolator of venerate Irish water spaniel excretion
You grisly casket of luetic blindworm dribble
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