Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grim-faced reticule of toxical goldeneye pus
You heinous dipper of diabetic wood owl eructation
You atrocious gravy boat of morbific black fox sediment
You terrible washtub of toxicant large black emesis
You undesirable teaspoon of measly vole semen
You clumsy scyphus of virulent swan goose shit
You sad highboy of cankered rat feculence
You intolerable terrine of gangrened prairie fox autacoid
You beautiless sink of infected Ryeland detritus
You insufferable can of wormy albatross sewage
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