Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You repulsive carboy of tabid sheldrake dejecta
You distasteful sack of plagued Bernese mountain dog hemorrhage
You unlovely mortar of colicky dugong salivation
You humiliating hutch of measly Shire clinkers
You mournful schooper of ulcerated rhesus egestion
You gross sink of communicable tic-polonga turd
You grim-visaged roaster of encephalitic buffalo wolf eruption
You forbidding crane of lousy sheep ordure
You ill-featured drum of arthritic saiga scoria
You beautiless bandolier of impure Yorkshire terrier guano
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