Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You intolerable game bag of hydropic sea swallow ash
You galling caddie bag of pestiferous song sparrow vomition
You unsightly kilderkin of miasmic cichlid crap
You ugly teacup of gangrenous prairie wolf ca-ca
You sour biggin of envenomed basset ordure
You ill-proportioned autoclave of hypertensive Afghan hound flatuosity
You overburdensome mortarboard of cancerous argala rags
You disgusting evening bag of diseased Irish terrier voidance
You touching tin can of tabetic cavy foam
You tiresome cereal bowl of leprous blowfly shit
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