Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You worrying creel of innutritious whitefish scourings
You vexatious housewife of illicit junco exudation
You revolting washbasin of polluted Cornish residue
You teratic envelope of consumptive wireworm rags
You unappealing sugar bowl of virulent warbler autacoid
You bleak bud vase of nephritic ibex voidance
You lamentable dish of scabietic salamander urine
You blemished patella of gouty markhor mucus
You foul budget [dial] of septic tiger butts
You uncomfortable kibble of grubby cankerworm odds and ends
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