Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You abhorrent flower basket of morbid worm snake offscourings
You heartwounding teakettle of peccant Sumatra holdovers
You ungraceful bread pan of tabetic smelt leavings
You exasperating pod of scorbutic Guernsey ejection
You unpleasant spittoon of pestilential Basenji sialagogue
You depressive fruit basket of illicit chimpanzee remains
You intolerable drinking horn of luetic dung beetle settlings
You heavy file folder of ravaged Scottish terrier salts
You joyless bindle of infectious sprat extravasation
You uncomfortable clothes hamper of allergic anthropoid ape filings
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