Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You irritating sheath of envenomed fruit fly eruption
You awkward cyathus of loose-moraled baronduki jet
You untasteful musk bag of lousy avocet cinders
You misbegotten sitzbath of ulcerated raccoon gas
You ungainly pail of pneumonic tuatara filings
You pathetic locker of noisome amber jack stool
You teasing oil can of epileptic schipperke waste
You odious flagon of noxious Turk crap
You excruciating snuffbox of rickety English toy spaniel sweat
You hard-featured lota of miasmal bluebird excretion
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