Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You disconcerting trough of malign hog-nose snake gas
You homely punnet of infested menhaden pats
You bothering Toby-jug of envenomed spoonbill cinders
You pathetic highboy of consumptive horn fly feces
You onerous bursa of laryngitic golden eagle thyroxin
You baneful portmanteau of tumorigenic gray fox eructation
You evil-looking canister of grubby Bernese mountain dog sinter
You ignoble scuttle of pathological grayling scourings
You frightful desk of scrofulous harlequin cabbage bug flow
You sour spittoon of variolar frigate bird fart
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