Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You burdensome cone of soiled eelpout semen
You beastly hip bath of gouty dabchick salts
You annoying pod of unhygenic pintail scraps
You deformed duffel bag of ravaged groundhog ruins
You inelegant kettle of illicit Rhode Island white debris
You heinous pail of noxious toadfish exudation
You aggravating schooner of palsied gunnel stumps
You evil-looking coffeepot of tumorigenic vireo exudate
You stinking attache´ case of unsanitary fool duck precipitations
You unpretty trough of dropsical grasshopper mouse secretion
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