Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You scarecrowish loving cup of pathological Welsh collie ptyalism
You pathetic rush basket of diabetic flat-coated retriever remnants
You ill-made vanity bag of unassimilable conger spout
You misshapen hot-water bottle of venomous chafer barf
You spoiled casserole of variolous green frog cinders
You irritating goblet of mortified lovebird vestiges
You terrible tyg of paralytic Havana brown cat deposits
You joyless brazier of infective flying fish refuse
You excruciating pack sack of tubercular mud hen voidance
You thankless bunker of abandoned scorpion fly hemorrhage
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