Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You baneful dosser of unassimilable tussah coprolite
You dreadful bedroll of unvirginal goat thyroxin
You pathetic soupspoon of mortified horn fly sperm
You dismaying crate of noisome thunder snake slag
You unpleasing powder horn of nephritic takin flow
You forbidding budget [dial] of septic addax ptyalism
You awkward bureau of innutritious merl refuse
You teratic quiver of virulent trout spurt
You sore broiler of leprous goby flatulence
You unlikable haversack of beset shellfish piss
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