Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hard-featured trug of septic Polled Durham voidance
You scarecrowish saccule of unhygenic vole draff
You embarrassing saucer of encephalitic veery relics
You joyless platter of injurious grouse ca-ca
You troublesome cruse of grubby Brahman tears
You uninviting piepan of tainted bowfin drivel
You ill-featured diplomatic pouch of foul pickerel frog sputum
You consuming cabinet of dropsical opossum silt
You clumsy scuttle of cankerous coonhound flatulence
You afflictive liqueur glass of polluted puff adder soot
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