Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You afflicting shelf of peccant Leicester sweepings
You ghastly skillet of dyspeptic wolverine rags
You dolorous stewpan of beset angel fish residuua
You pestilential ditty bag of dropsical barbet debris
You dreadful vitrine of pleuritic warthog salivation
You heartrending wallet of maculate drum expectoration
You poignant ashpan of impure Brown Swiss odds and ends
You onerous cereal bowl of malign Welsh springer spaniel flow
You shapeless ashtray of diabetic cardinal perspiration
You overburdensome satchel of polluted loon remnants
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