Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrendous ditty bag of edematous red grouse elimination
You crude mail pouch of envenomed gazelle BO
You beautiless sideboard of bilious starling spurt
You ignoble bushel of carcinogenic field spaniel emesis
You misbegotten tinderbox of unhealthful Sealyham terrier sweepings
You gross sea bag of variolar Irish water spaniel shavings
You cheerless creamer of cankerous killer drivel
You heavy dustpan of miasmal hare sewerage
You depressive milk pail of noisome rhinoceros effusion
You burdensome sacculus of unwholesome Welsh corgi jakes
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