Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You malformed teaspoon of incontinent buff Orpington spew
You wearying percolator of consumptive ladybug expulsion
You rending scoop of palsied jabalina gas
You wearisome demijohn of mortified turtle stubble
You dislikable credenza of variolous wood frog ends
You despicable basin of pathogenic gibbon eruption
You detestable gunny of encephalitic woodworm regurgitation
You repulsive cereal bowl of toxicant yellowhammer residue
You burdensome pannikin of ulcerated cockchafer fart
You painful shelf of scabietic cachalot flops
https://cheswick.com/insult