Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dismal tankard of anemic goshawk barf
You sharp cistern of communicable goatfish piddle
You beastly vanity case of toxiferous blackfish drivel
You unsavory overnight bag of pestilential jumping mouse urine
You bitter saucepan of tumorigenic chevrotain coprolite
You hard-visaged rush basket of miasmal tree frog slag
You fetid sac of soiled karakul scraps
You odious cannikin of unclean Aberdeen Angus refuse
You overburdensome silique of rheumatic stickleback husks
You excruciating marsupium of luetic capelin saliva
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