Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You distressing caddie bag of unsalutary English toy spaniel ruins
You foul coffer of epileptic yellowthroat emission
You shapeless rucksack of toxiferous dragonfly scoria
You miasmal tub of smirched silky terrier ejectamenta
You unshapely calabash of tumorous tern slaver
You deformed teakettle of pneumonic sandpiper expectoration
You execrable spade of toxicant turkey puke
You horrendous flask of illicit bobwhite embers
You replusive crate of adulterous antelope chipmunk ejectment
You uglified ewer of gangrened ant vestiges
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