Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unpleasant stomach of contagious dormouse excrement
You monstrous spoon of noisome passenger pigeon refuse
You wearing saccus of unhygenic mosquito hawk manure
You horrid horn of scorbutic karakul gas
You unwelcome teapot of measly Romeldale flowers
You gross puncheon of ravaged hare offscourings
You afflicting casket of indigestible archerfish rags
You vile coffee urn of poisoned alligator leftovers
You contemptible diplomatic pouch of bilious housefly relics
You noxious rucksack of unsanitary mole stumps
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