Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You excruciating sinus of pathogenic hound scourings
You noxious vase of toxical butterfish dingleberry
You shocking gallipot of loose Tamworth chaff
You insufferable diplomatic pouch of dropsical Brown Swiss fart
You intolerable closet of paralytic Ryeland detritus
You dolorous Saratoga trunk of toxiferous redwing dribble
You annoying gourd of freeloving Shire disgorgement
You unappeteizing scrip [archaic] of anemic Arctic hare emission
You unsavory plate of ulcerous wood pigeon sperm
You ill-looking wineglass of venomous buffalo carpet beetle feces
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