Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You teasing brazier of infected stone curlew pee
You ignoble trash can of allergic bluegill silt
You pesky credenza of cancerous American foxhound drivel
You overburdensome Toby-jug of illicit coati dross
You ill-featured loculus of gangrenous salamander guano
You afflictive cage of debauched hamster barf
You monstrous stave basket of venerate gopher exudation
You dreary davenport of venenous jackal salivation
You exhausting duffel bag of noxious deer fly voidance
You mephitic trunk of contagious Irish water spaniel feces
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