Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You fulsome cellaret of nephritic American quarter horse eccrisis
You untasteful piggin of poisoned mallard crap
You torturous holster of tabetic penguin foam
You hard-favored hope chest of palsied French Canadian survivals
You foul coffeepot of pestilential dachshund butts
You humiliating hamper of poisonous imperial mammoth vomition
You disturbing waiter of pathological redwing turd
You disconcerting envelope of toxical jungle fowl slobber
You blotted money box of beset saber-toothed tiger saliva
You nasty tucker bag [Austral] of rheumatic fur seal rubbish
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