Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You appalling wicker basket of communicable Arctic fox crap
You tormenting tin can of soiled girdle-tailed lizard egesta
You painful rundlet of leprous dobson fly scum
You thankless satchel of indigestible darter leavings
You ungraced ditty bag of colicky ermine parings
You beautiless crane of paralytic box turtle ca-ca
You excruciating hipflask of grubby turtledove salts
You sore washbasket of pediculous turbot expectoration
You graceless cellaret of dropsical drosophila pee
You shocking magnum of gouty puli sinter
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