Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You distressing cake pan of unwholesome dunlin flatulence
You tiresome teapot of paralytic salmon trout slabber
You sour biggin of contaminated rhesus husks
You deformed kibble of anemic muntjac sialorrhea
You grim loculus of hypertensive Spotted Poland China stool
You misshapen casket of variolar English springer spaniel gas
You appalling potty of loose turtledove remainders
You ill-made holdall of veneniferous cachalot pus
You offensive cannikin of peccant snipe salivation
You clumsy bud vase of venerate coon eccrisis
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