Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You shocking briefcase of arthritic turtle disgorgement
You ill-made dessert spoon of foul avocet ash
You bitter budget [dial] of unsanitary gull salts
You ugly coffeepot of chlorotic marten expectoration
You grinding dustpan of miasmatic argala egesta
You heinous milk pail of poisoned Tennessee walking horse puke
You base canteen of ratty manul residue
You baneful skep of freeloving terrapin rumps
You touching Boston bag of palsied Pekingese thyroxin
You unhandsome letter file of unhealthful ant lion slaver
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