Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You nasty box of miasmal lacewing dregs
You heavy basin of venerate inchworm scoria
You malformed cage of peccant marlin purulence
You homely game bag of virulent nighthawk deposits
You beautiless scrip [archaic] of tabid porcupine husks
You obnoxious trowel of infected porpoise ordure
You dismaying glasses of grubby hellgrammite coprolite
You harrowing carafe of pathological mealybug fart
You repelling flight bag of malign bulldog precipitations
You misbegotten tray of chlorotic warthog rags
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