Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You afflicting ashcan of cankered scup piss
You depressing caster of variolar ounce semen
You dolorous schooper of encephalitic Houdan sperm
You cacogenic portfolio of colicky caribou scoria
You touching Saratoga trunk of innutritious sprat crap
You grotesque butt of leprous warthog ptyalism
You dreary vat of harmful crow rumps
You unappealing box of malign harlequin cabbage bug emission
You obscene patella of injurious hawk owl flowers
You depressive packing box of cankerous wolverine remainders
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