Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You joyless basin of indigestible German short-haired pointer silt
You abominable ventricle of incontinent horned rattlesnake wind
You heavy vargueno of adulterous anchovy effluent
You oppressive bandolier of injurious saiga drool
You exhausting vacuum bottle of infectious horned owl puke
You dire kitchen cabinet of podagric dace foam
You intolerable letter file of bilious redshank flowers
You regrettable davenport of loose-moraled Norwegian elkhound chips
You pestilent salad bowl of paralytic angwantibo parings
You hard-featured cigarette case of destructive papagallo shit
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