Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You spoiled blackjack of unhygenic hyrax BO
You clumsy stewpan of phthisic greyhound remnants
You grinding kit bag of mortified porgy wind
You grim-faced quiver of destructive bison foam
You racking cardcase of plagued nightingale drivel
You painful waiter of variolous mute swan perspiration
You miasmal caldron of lousy warbler belch
You defaced ditty bag of pedicular Bernese mountain dog heaves
You harrowing davenport of gangrened miniature pinscher squirt
You inelegant beaker of peccant Poland China expectoration
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