Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You tiresome flacon of podagric globefish holdovers
You graceless dinner pail of poisonous mud hen vestiges
You vexing dispatch box of ravaged sole detritus
You embarrassing air bladder of besmirched electric ray shit
You disturbing housewife of neuralgic katydid eructation
You cacophonous coffin of pleuritic Devon sinter
You exasperating Toby-jug of incontinent goat antelope residuua
You forbidding backpack of unhygenic grass frog gas
You afflicting platter of palsied song sparrow relics
You contemptible garbage can of freeloving horned rattlesnake spit
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