Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You exasperating vat of pediculous pack rat ruins
You unbeauteous tumbler of colicky polar fox emission
You woebegone ostensorium of besmirched burro piddle
You repellent cancelli of bilious cobra dregs
You uncomfortable milk pail of pestilential brush wolf spurt
You dysphemistic broiler of hydropic English springer spaniel settlings
You harassing casket of unvirginal eland excretion
You distasteful jar of cankered Lippizaner pats
You moving boodle bag of noisome stag beetle ejaculation
You unsavory fistula of tumorigenic Angora goat husks
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