Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You insufferable pan broiler of unvirginal warthog orts
You unhandsome hipflask of nephritic sea calf drool
You dreary calabash of harmful black snake ordure
You hard-favored pack sack of laryngitic Lepisma refuse
You repugnant basin of insalubrious suslik expectoration
You vile teapot of destructive Bouvier des Flandres emesis
You uninviting closet of scorbutic assassin bug sialorrhea
You clumsy jigger of podagric tapeworm excreta
You distressing hope chest of chlorotic wild sheep cinders
You grotesque teakettle of wanton billbug pats
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