Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You odious letter file of contaminated adder refuse
You dreary jug of harmful rat smut
You unendurable Saratoga trunk of gangrenous man-o'-war bird slabber
You ill-featured lowboy of unassimilable miller's-thumb ca-ca
You atrocious pouch of wormy pocket rat diaphoresis
You frightful scrip [archaic] of unhealthy white Wyandotte clinkers
You execrable eggcup of tubercular Dandie Dinmont terrier orts
You replusive breadbasket of luetic daboia embers
You horrific demijohn of laryngitic turtledove grounds
You bitter flagon of morbid cavy flatus
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