Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You uninviting wallet of chlorotic fly-catching warbler voidance
You harrowing flacon of diabetic Marco Polo's sheep scum
You vexatious chest of drawers of unclean dormouse pus
You monstrous breadbasket of edematous bull terrier remnants
You foul sugar spoon of infectious goldeneye sweepings
You moving marsupium of insanitary white giant ca-ca
You fetid punch bowl of carcinogenic bulldog lacrimation
You nasty washtub of consumptive damselfly dejecta
You unpretty footlocker of insalubrious stump-tailed lizard ructation
You misbegotten dustpan of foul sole slabber
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