Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sour stewpan of miasmatic Pallas's cat BO
You obnoxious musk bag of unhealthy Vizsla sweepings
You abominable dustpan of foul lacewing slobber
You harrowing pottinger of epileptic ground squirrel ash
You importunate catch basin of luetic albatross drool
You unendurable ashpan of measly kestrel barf
You touching cabinet of loose menhaden spurt
You obscene bail of beset bald eagle perspiration
You grievous vacuum bottle of malignant anteater ejecta
You unappeteizing gourd of phthisic miniature schnauzer residuua
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