Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grim-visaged traveling bag of edematous Lincoln Red dregs
You repugnant dish of tubercular carabao exudation
You ungraced pail of malignant siren pats
You comfortless carboy of anemic hornet parings
You unspeakable schoolbag of variolar bullhead grounds
You evil-looking sarcophagus of defiled jennet depositions
You plaguey davenport of measly spectacled cobra ejectamenta
You worrying noggin of epileptic clumber spaniel survivals
You tormenting dosser of foul stinkbug barf
You unbeautiful bucket of neuritic Cornish husks
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