Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You distressing boll of soiled Blenheim spaniel ejectment
You depressing lota of pneumonic constrictor filings
You dismal skippet of destructive New Hampshire drool
You harrowing breadbasket of nephritic channel bass emesis
You heartsickening wastepaper basket of tabetic foxhound ejection
You heavy brandy snifter of diseased bonefish lacrimation
You teratic magnum of malign Wessex saddleback butts
You unpleasant pony of adulterous musk-ox eccrisis
You unpleasing picnic basket of besmirched hog sweepings
You ill-made trug of unhygenic Hamburg fossils
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