Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sore bud vase of pocky alewife chips
You uglified spider of tainted Brahma leftovers
You cheerless bowl of grubby fish hawk excretion
You unbeauteous broiler of loose-moraled conger leavings
You sickening picnic basket of pathogenic monitor excretes
You comfortless tun of dyspeptic jerboa kangaroo disgorgement
You torturous dish of veneniferous mealworm slag
You ignoble seedcase of measly greenbottle fly rubbish
You forbidding caddy of adulterous skunk grounds
You awkward kit of dropsical tope ejecta
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