Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You bleak hip bath of nephritic Welsh collie remains
You torturous percolator of arthritic kingfish gas
You blotted sugar spoon of unhealthful June bug sialorrhea
You uglified wardrobe of diabetic black Minorca ejectamenta
You distressing pod of impure retriever ptyalism
You gargoylish urn of toxical Cleveland Bay precipitations
You ghastly gallipot of miasmic ring-necked pheasant flow
You depressing bidet of pathogenic reedbird salivation
You unlovely pottle of rachitic moose droppings
You pitiable mug of scorbutic French Canadian parings
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