Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sharp backpack of tubercular lizard sweepings
You heartbreaking saucepan of teeming peludo rags
You unsightly sideboard of chlorotic greenbottle fly leavings
You odious rundlet of unsanitary roach stumps
You shocking holster of wanton Lincoln urine
You dolorific reed basket of unchaste lion eructation
You uninviting ewer of envenomed wallaby fart
You obnoxious wastebasket of colicky Scottish blackface jet
You disfigured sinus of deadly hound survivals
You pestilential tucker bag [Austral] of beset rabbit excreta
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