Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pestering dipper of encephalitic mudfish sperm
You rending musette bag of mortified bull mastiff scraps
You bothering piggin of gouty zebra finch ejection
You racking can of besmirched Irish water spaniel filings
You exasperating ashtray of unchaste Cornish settlings
You dismal rack of tainted budgerigar guano
You clumsy demijohn of chlorotic Langshan ructation
You obscene golf bag of loose-moraled hartebeest spurt
You afflicting wineskin of venerate Blenheim spaniel residuua
You dysphemized plate of toxical darter flatuosity
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