Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You troublesome pitcher of podagric otter BO
You ill-made cruse of leprous Bantam leavings
You woeful brandy snifter of unwholesome serval belch
You abominable cruet of neuritic beluga remains
You importunate till of deadly ray heaves
You dreadful hipflask of adulterous humpback spit
You mortifying pocket of loose cockatiel jakes
You burdensome jorum of variolar alligator snapper clinkers
You vile teacup of pestilential copperhead dung
You worrying piggin of communicable billbug droppings
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