Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You plaguesome portfolio of envenomed manatee pee
You gross roaster of rheumatic roundworm husks
You ill-proportioned scoop of scrofulous Shetland sheep dog remains
You vile tinderbox of maculate thrush leavings
You horrid oil can of unassimilable caecilian grounds
You baneful soup bowl of tubercular teju thyroxin
You comfortless puncheon of peccant guanaco precipitates
You depressive bundle of cancerous aphid remnants
You troubling harness cask of septic deer ejectment
You racking labis [eccl] of unsalutary pike perch feculence
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