Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hideous barracks bag of lousy bonito ca-ca
You heartrending bushel of wormy raccoon coprolith
You horrible seedcase of scabietic killdeer eructation
You gruesome chiffonier of illicit paddlefish ructation
You blemished compote of peccant wood mouse belch
You nauseating silique of septic butterfly agama dribble
You scarecrowish wire basket of consumptive hoopoe piss
You loathsome rucksack of unhealthful tarpon sweat
You unendurable dipper of maculate Norwich terrier hemorrhage
You beautiless bakepan of deadly songbird chips
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