Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You galling demitasse of pathogenic pocket rat ash
You inelegant highball glass of indecent greylag goose elimination
You heartwounding slop pail of rickety mammoth perspiration
You poignant hatbox of adulterous porcupine smut
You blemished potty of tumorous Plantation walking horse expectoration
You excruciating jardiniere of venenous mink dejecta
You dreadful carryall of malignant Alaskan malamute stumps
You harassing boiler of besmirched Border terrier offscourings
You unhandsome mug of miasmatic tortoise slabber
You awkward fistula of sullied Marco Polo's sheep salivation
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