Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You replusive pan broiler of grubby cisco parings
You touching punch bowl of tumorous kea slaver
You distressing bud vase of malignant squirrel leavings
You bleak golf bag of cankered wild pig ejaculation
You afflictive game bag of unsanitary jaguar effluent
You ungraceful crock of ulcerated weasel disgorgement
You grim-visaged pannikin of variolous Welsh Mountain extrusion
You nauseating tumbler of illicit Russian owtchar lacrimation
You dolorogenic buffet of unhealthful cavy salts
You unalluring tea chest of insalubrious reedbird stool
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