Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You gross sugar spoon of variolous Ancona leavings
You noisome tablespoon of loose-moraled flying marmot eructation
You bothersome dispatch box of lousy panther salts
You graceless bail of contagious cicala rumps
You pestilent kilderkin of pestiferous brush deer survivals
You poignant boiler of ratty sperm whale remnants
You touching cabinet of mortified starling odds and ends
You dismaying vase of nephritic mastodon piss
You wearing pod of hypertensive partridge purulence
You teratic schooner of dyspeptic peregrine falcon ash
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