Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ill-favored sound of unassimilable swine refuse
You bothering vacuum bottle of wanton angel fish coprolith
You cacophonous bunker of laryngitic tope sialagogue
You irking press of ulcerous saiga chips
You joyless percolator of neuritic Scottish deerhound dross
You dolorous pocket flask of pneumonic sea elephant ejection
You wearying cereal bowl of malarial gopher saliva
You replusive horn of sullied ruddy duck effluent
You tragic pericarp of unhygenic tree swallow chaff
You unpalatable pocket of teeming erne remnants
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