Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You disagreeable reed basket of unwholesome chat pee
You consuming pipkin of pneumonic sand cat pus
You misbegotten bundle of contaminated asp dross
You grim-visaged cake pan of chlorotic webworm depositions
You pestilent bladder of infested ring-necked pheasant sinter
You noisome ashtray of tumorous starling thyroxin
You pesky tableware of leprous lantern fish defecation
You excruciating spittoon of encephalitic cedar waxwing crap
You noxious tobacco pouch of laryngitic bedbug chaff
You miasmal rummer of toxiferous leafhopper vestiges
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