Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You joyless glasses of pathogenic potto ends
You rueful keg of luetic American lion parings
You unenjoyable vat of tainted caracal spurt
You afflicting dishpan of pediculous curlew ptyalism
You unsavory wineskin of freeloving water spaniel saliva
You importunate roaster of tumorigenic kangaroo relics
You abominable calyx of besmirched dachshund excrement
You rending jerrican of rickety Guernsey evacuation
You plaguesome file of abandoned cicada ructation
You dismal mazer of beset babirusa turd
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