Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rebarbative cruse of bilious Brittany spaniel burp
You undelectable cream pitcher of variolous dipper guano
You malodorous splint basket of cankered turkey buzzard remainders
You dismal flasket of rickety manta sialagogue
You ungainly washtub of measly drosophila flatulence
You pestiferous potty of cancerous whalebone whale slobber
You untasteful portfolio of morbid cod mucus
You revolting holdall of wanton wren detritus
You agonizing highboy of pestilential tree squirrel heaves
You pitiable GI can of tubercular dabchick sediment
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