Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You tragic paten of miasmic siskin emesis
You fulsome trencher of abandoned dragonfly spurt
You evil-looking kibble of innutritious cliff swallow lacrimation
You forbidding dresser of tumorous Rhode Island white sewage
You ungainly splint basket of foul palomino ptyalism
You bothering drum of noisome goatsucker manure
You importunate salad bowl of malarial Airedale night soil
You ill-favored watering can of podagric rabbitfish sialagogue
You cheerless billfold of grubby toy terrier scum
You rueful cyst of besmirched Groenendael holdovers
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