Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heartrending packet of beset angel fish extrusion
You dolorous rundlet of adulterous walkingstick mucus
You distasteful pod of podagric dormouse piss
You appalling pericarp of dropsical crustacean emesis
You ill-made hot-water bottle of unsalutary rove beetle ejaculation
You bleak sacculus of insanitary coon cat [dial] flatus
You evil-favored corbeil [archit] of virulent wapiti froth
You unspeakable portmanteau of indigestible Bantam rubbish
You heartwounding drawer of morbific Duroc excretion
You heartsickening game bag of unclean springbok expectoration
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