Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You irritating trough of plagued Leghorn remnants
You aggravating blackjack of unsanitary gnu sialorrhea
You gross phial of colicky camelopard crap
You deformed sauce boat of maculate bird of paradise voidance
You awkward flower basket of pocky aye-aye pus
You galling snuffbox of loose-moraled Welsh springer spaniel droppings
You cacophonic cabinet of toxical jay ejaculation
You desolating wastepaper basket of soiled coon cat [dial] flatus
You spoiled gallipot of pathogenic amber jack excrement
You misshapen teacup of defiled gray fox residuua
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