Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unhandsome Saratoga trunk of variolar Old English sheep dog sinter
You hard-visaged monstrance of hydropic squirrel egestion
You cacophonous saccus of laryngitic chigetai husks
You hideous caster of chlorotic Shetland sheep dog slag
You horrid sea bag of toxical bull mastiff scourings
You replusive envelope of teeming coonhound offscourings
You nauseating hatbox of unhygenic American water spaniel leavings
You blemished boot of neuritic zeuglodon holdovers
You malformed pail of insalubrious gray wolf egesta
You crushing stein of unclean tobacco worm exudate
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