Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You malformed bassinet of beset chigoe salivation
You depressing blackjack of venomous sable precipitations
You provoking scrip [archaic] of envenomed croaker regurgitation
You baneful marsupium of loose-moraled sea elephant shit
You deplorable tumbler of indigestible stoat semen
You rueful tea chest of destructive sawfly spew
You intolerable kitchen boiler of ravaged botfly rheum
You dolorogenic shoulder bag of toxiferous pochard sweat
You dolorific dessert spoon of contaminated tanager ejecta
You vile horn of palsied gnu goat refuse
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