Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unhandsome hopper of tumorous anaconda sediment
You unbearable spatula of loose kingfish vestiges
You fetid locker of unassimilable balloonfish chips
You horrible blackjack of consumptive German wire-haired pointer ash
You heavy coffin of noxious meadow mouse vomition
You dolorific stein of apoplectic filefish sinter
You awful money box of infested syrphus fly flatuosity
You poignant clothespress of neuritic English sparrow emission
You mephitic game bag of debauched peludo spittle
You uninviting oil can of rickety lion piss
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