Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ill-shaped evening bag of rickety bunting manure
You rotten vasculum of ratty Faverolle diaphoresis
You uncomely frail of indigestible caecilian BO
You frightful mussuk of morbific moor hen flops
You dislikable Saratoga trunk of tabid grosbeak odds and ends
You cacophonous rush basket of incontinent redbird residuua
You objectionable stomach of debauched Persian cat lacrimation
You racking mortarboard of grubby King Charles spaniel refuse
You terrible box of toxiferous Eskimo dog detritus
You ungraceful udder of carcinogenic field spaniel precipitates
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