Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You harassing flask of teeming urial holdovers
You replusive coffeepot of palsied shoebill offscourings
You unpretty teapot of pedicular manta barf
You graceless cyst of infective thoroughbred ejecta
You tormenting knapsack of poisonous sheldrake draff
You repugnant bleb of defiled house finch dejecta
You ungraceful caster of abandoned pouched rat odds and ends
You ill-proportioned highboy of malarial Doberman pinscher settlings
You ill-favored tun of contaminated stoat eccrisis
You depressing sheath of septic bandicoot leftovers
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