Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heavy sewing basket of harmful Airedale coprolith
You hideous wire basket of tainted dipper precipitates
You woebegone mussuk of phthisic bassarisk emission
You cheerless cistern of syphilitic Dorset Down slag
You troubling chest of drawers of incontinent large black sweepings
You pestering double boiler of indigestible porcupine cinders
You rueful tinderbox of palsied rainbow trout sialagogue
You undelicious wastebasket of arthritic king cobra secretion
You ill-made shell of teeming chickadee silt
You unsavory flowerpot of rickety zebu extrusion
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