Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You distressing highball glass of infested humpback saliva
You appalling canister of illicit curlew spout
You annoying shoulder bag of ravaged black bass ruins
You defaced coal scuttle of scabietic wood wasp exudate
You shapeless hope chest of plagued lapin scourings
You monstrous decanter of tainted tuna eccrisis
You repulsive evening bag of gouty hummingbird vomit
You detestable boodle bag of rheumatic Basenji dribble
You repelling flagon of venomous chicken hawk flops
You forbidding waiter of unhygenic wheatear drivel
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