Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You disfigured tea urn of envenomed tic-polonga vomition
You dislikable thermos of cankerous sea turtle feces
You evil-looking water butt of wanton malamute dingleberry
You irking hutch of variolous bushmaster excrement
You malodorous sack of rachitic cavy semen
You mephitic trough of tainted Polled Hereford survivals
You noisome soupspoon of morbid starling flatulence
You heinous briefcase of dyspeptic butterfly agama exudation
You base secretary of illicit catbird guano
You horrible drinking cup of toxic dunlin sweepings
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