Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unhandsome flagon of polluted night-heron orts
You unwelcome tableware of paralytic miller hemorrhage
You baneful bandbox of illicit Longhorn chips
You defaced briefcase of virulent dunlin sinter
You dolorous file of tabetic macaque stubble
You aggravating carton of arthritic fitch remainders
You malformed schooper of pediculous zoril heaves
You disturbing tucker bag [Austral] of communicable thrush turd
You heartsickening pocketcase of pleuritic cormorant fossils
You grim oil can of toxical towhee shavings
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