Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dysphemized autoclave of contagious argala droppings
You hard-visaged pottinger of plagued anthropoid ape evacuation
You frightful sideboard of variolar mosquito embers
You tyrannous poke of incontinent walkingstick regurgitation
You pestilential footlocker of insalubrious gnu dregs
You agonizing monstrance of mortified banteng hemorrhage
You defaced cereal bowl of toxicant gorilla emesis
You teratic flowerpot of injurious bass snot
You stinking tallboy of tainted Rhode Island white filings
You grim ostensorium of unsalutary barn swallow coprolith
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