Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You tiresome tote bag of abandoned Percheron depositions
You rotten demijohn of morbid harvest mouse dribble
You rueful schooper of tumorous caribou salts
You embarrassing vargueno of gangrened tortoise drivel
You touching tea chest of colicky entellus transudation
You distressful sewing basket of venerate lapin ejecta
You mortifying compact of consumptive koodoo stumps
You piteous gunny of tumorigenic hare flow
You misbegotten carboy of toxiferous blue fox dregs
You dreary sea bag of arthritic guenon sweat
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