Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pestering firkin of polluted locust husks
You sorrowful suitcase of smirched rainbow trout rubbish
You plaguesome billfold of syphilitic chow mucus
You unappeteizing knapsack of ratty sand lizard expulsion
You misbegotten evening bag of colicky flat-coated retriever stumps
You tormenting caldron of communicable jaguarundi vomit
You pitiable wineglass of noxious katydid spurt
You scarecrowish vargueno of bilious polecat excretes
You deformed sitzbath of insanitary whitetail vomition
You grim-faced skippet of miasmatic redwing froth
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