Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hard-featured soup bowl of toxical phoebe relics
You horrible drinking cup of nephritic retriever scraps
You touching traveling bag of innutritious vole dingleberry
You horrifying spoon of envenomed anaconda leavings
You unengaging butt of mortified plaice debris
You unenjoyable packing box of gouty urial feces
You forbidding wok of pestiferous gopher piss
You gargoylish brazier of pestilential mastiff spurt
You desolating sinus of sullied snipe flatuosity
You fetid till of contaminated flickertail barf
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