Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You troubling scrotum of illicit miller's-thumb flatuosity
You thankless garbage can of noisome dipper ca-ca
You dysphemized bladder of freeloving salamander secretion
You abhorrent tin can of dyspeptic slow-worm depositions
You pestilential bleb of gangrenous tautog feces
You despicable housewife of neuritic middle white spittle
You obscene honeypot of poisoned fox squirrel belch
You heartsickening teacup of peccant hare butts
You oppressive dosser of scrofulous mackerel ruins
You hard-visaged locker box of unclean robber fly regurgitation
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