Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You revolting catch basin of pneumonic cat squirrel perspiration
You loathsome cage of impure wharf rat sewerage
You contemptible vargueno of ulcerous grackle feces
You malformed calabash of sullied elk ejection
You detestable file of wanton paddlefish rumps
You beastly spoon of gangrenous humpback expulsion
You sore jar of venerate pouched rat exudation
You galling satchel of variolar agama squirt
You dreadful tobacco pouch of destructive oryx diaphoresis
You spoiled teakettle of maculate Cashmere goat flatuosity
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