Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You aggravating gourd of laryngitic worm snake precipitates
You unsavory flask of unassimilable otterhound eructation
You unengaging catch basin of unvirginal gannet smut
You fetid beaker of toxical drum spittle
You offensive kettle of morbific martin spit
You unspeakable ashcan of innutritious Great Dane grounds
You painful flowerpot of rickety alligator gar thyroxin
You ungainly satchel of tainted wood tick parings
You nasty caddy of unchaste flying marmot crap
You nauseating wok of infectious cichlid waste
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