Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You undesirable teacup of pocky chigoe alluvia
You unalluring spider of unvirginal earthworm parings
You loathsome pack sack of wanton mastiff detritus
You blemished dinner plate of pneumonic miniature schnauzer jakes
You grim keg of hypertensive man-o'-war bird saliva
You fulsome wicker basket of phthisic angwantibo sediment
You grim-faced tallboy of chlorotic Japanese beetle vestiges
You appalling bandolier of gangrened wildebeest sewerage
You detestable jardiniere of palsied dragonfly exudation
You horrid punch bowl of harmful ass clinkers
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