Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You displeasing porringer of apoplectic gadfly stool
You obscene urn of unassimilable prairie dog butts
You cacophonic housewife of edematous Cleveland Bay embers
You unenjoyable drinking cup of wormy cocker spaniel odds and ends
You unwelcome sinus of pedicular whiting clinkers
You revolting soupspoon of plagued flamingo refuse
You spoiled autoclave of lousy white giant scraps
You racking palette of tumorigenic shrike depositions
You bleak mug of pneumonic mole cricket barf
You cheerless barrel of loose tuatara vomit
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