Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rending shoulder bag of incontinent barn owl thyroxin
You heartrending air bladder of gangrenous barbet snot
You dreary salad bowl of malign capybara slaver
You unbearable wastebasket of neuralgic lapin manure
You humiliating spatula of arthritic mountain gorilla residue
You ill-featured pocket of pneumonic kestrel sediment
You ill-proportioned pocketcase of toxic hellgrammite sinter
You dismal wastepaper basket of scorbutic Rock saliva
You blotted double boiler of toxical chicken hawk sialorrhea
You ignoble sacculus of bilious elephant seal flatulence
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