Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You bothersome canteen of unwholesome secretary bird gas
You vexatious hipflask of gangrened orangutan chips
You grievous schooner of foul Chinook salmon waste
You ill-proportioned skep of unhealthy elkhound spit
You unlikable follicle of besmirched dachshund wind
You dolorific cyathus of dropsical guppy fossils
You gargoylish tureen of poisoned poorwill sweepings
You disagreeable backpack of impure cod squirt
You unalluring barrel of miasmatic Abyssinian cat effluent
You odious portfolio of freeloving mule ash
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