Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You exasperating pocketcase of beset camel scoria
You onerous scyphus of consumptive flea beetle flow
You ignoble spittoon of laryngitic pheasant pus
You weighty wicker basket of tabid white Leghorn butts
You moving spoon of indigestible Corriedale BO
You disconcerting plate of injurious flat-coated retriever gas
You joyless flower bowl of anemic jumping mouse dregs
You misproportioned bandbox of dropsical firefly smut
You evil-favored duffel bag of allergic fool duck vomition
You disfigured fistula of venomous weasel flatus
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