Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You fetid sideboard of venenous macaque ejectamenta
You revolting cyst of leprous Burmese cat sialorrhea
You dismal tankard of beset macaw sweat
You piteous quiver of pocky Himalayan cat relics
You grotesque tobacco pouch of gouty gadfly transudation
You regrettable vacuum bottle of virulent sucker coprolith
You vile cuspidor of syphilitic shepherd dog belch
You grievous marsupium of cancerous rabbit bandicoot sweepings
You despicable flasket of teeming Shetland sheep dog BO
You ill-shaped pillbox of rickety grouse stubble
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