Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You awkward mail pouch of unhealthful horsefly fart
You rending nose bag of communicable siamang remainders
You distressful porringer of tumorigenic titlark rags
You unsavory evening bag of paralytic sea urchin disgorgement
You nauseating boot of pestiferous skink spout
You dire diplomatic pouch of infective Ryeland defecation
You despicable schoolbag of wanton aye-aye chips
You repellent pottinger of septic gull dung
You unpleasant wallet of miasmatic ouzel sewage
You afflictive bucket of consumptive ring-tailed cat remnants
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