Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You detestable porringer of polluted ring-tailed cat purulence
You gross trunk of septic salmon residuua
You undelectable hogshead of rheumatic shark soot
You sorrowful paten of contaminated buffalo fish jakes
You grievous basin of ulcerated Thian Shan sheep salivation
You grisly press of encephalitic coyote stubble
You hard-visaged soupspoon of paralytic bobolink tears
You baneful calabash of gangrenous mandrill drivel
You dire beaker of mortified bluebill ptyalism
You loathsome silique of pedicular Cornish sialorrhea
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