Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unalluring hipflask of neuritic channel bass relics
You appalling footlocker of pestilential Lippizaner crap
You humiliating budget [dial] of morbific coral snake coprolith
You heartwounding spade of dyspeptic bison deposits
You unhandsome biggin of pathological clumber spaniel eccrisis
You irksome hod of venerate sandpiper ejectment
You unenjoyable purse of allergic yak ejection
You importunate bud vase of poisonous chicken hawk slobber
You unappealing locker box of syphilitic fox terrier hormone
You grim wineglass of unchaste duckbill precipitates
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