Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ill-featured boll of freeloving grasshopper mouse flops
You galling teacup of hypertensive indigo bunting slaver
You grinding tankard of unhealthful Suffolk dung
You teasing sink of tabetic yellow jacket discharge
You fetid soup bowl of ratty cotton worm flux
You wearisome butt of besmirched godwit chaff
You harsh hogshead of encephalitic musk hog fossils
You ungainly billfold of unhygenic whalebone whale refuse
You blemished roaster of anemic cedar waxwing odds and ends
You irritating bladder of venenous crossbill pats
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