Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sore skep of contaminated stork rags
You dysphemized salver of loose-moraled beaded lizard crap
You pestilent bakepan of unhealthful Irish setter vomition
You ungraceful goblet of malignant field mouse sewage
You defaced sugar spoon of hypertensive mountain lion scraps
You unlikable autoclave of anemic grasshopper vomit
You unpleasant tin can of consumptive wharf rat BO
You grisly saddlebag of unwholesome cavy detritus
You uncomely casserole of variolar rhea guano
You vexing cone of toxical widgeon foam
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