Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You evil-favored washbasket of plagued flounder ejection
You depressing gunny of freeloving dabchick dingleberry
You vile budget [dial] of lousy springtail remainders
You grim ammunition box of pathological toy poodle purulence
You ghastly sleeping bag of tabid polar fox fart
You unpalatable musk bag of impure muntjac elimination
You awful jar of tainted wood pigeon sputum
You aggravating sacculus of hydropic owl depositions
You unspeakable eggcup of septic lion-tailed monkey scourings
You uninviting file of arthritic ass flops
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