Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You misshapen bindle of abandoned giant ground sloth vomit
You tyrannous Toby-jug of tumorigenic podura sewerage
You sour boodle bag of rickety tree frog moraine
You grisly satchel of tainted lapwing ca-ca
You plaguing sound of freeloving jackass spit
You distasteful honeypot of toxic pelican remainders
You awkward coaster of wormy sea turtle dribble
You overburdensome valise of apoplectic cheetah sweat
You unsavory decanter of gangrened botfly excretion
You intolerable plate of smirched collie puke
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