Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You agonizing caster of unhygenic dove dregs
You excruciating skippet of cankerous dung beetle draff
You gross satchel of unassimilable greenbottle fly ejection
You ghastly chest of drawers of toxiferous turtledove semen
You annoying whatnot of tumorigenic hawk owl vestiges
You unshapely trowel of besmirched woodcock waste
You ugly bureau of chlorotic amber jack slaver
You heinous coffeepot of cankered flying squirrel pus
You grotesque keg of gangrened monitor rheum
You misproportioned theca of impure brook trout fossils
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