Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You blemished brandy snifter of chlorotic kangaroo mouse leavings
You horrid cake pan of deadly Irish setter belch
You worrisome bread pan of noisome flamingo hormone
You ill-shaped holster of mortified guib spew
You piteous frail of diabetic wildcat ejectamenta
You undesirable pack sack of pocky sea horse lacrimation
You miasmal cereal bowl of scabietic eland sialorrhea
You importunate moneybag of phthisic Russian owtchar slaver
You foul air sac of unchaste kiang stubble
You crude kit bag of debauched fox squirrel sialagogue
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