Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You undelicious pod of wanton mollusk sputum
You heartbreaking lowboy of tabetic potato bug feces
You base bud vase of syphilitic terrapin sperm
You unpleasant schooper of foul golden eagle flatulence
You dismaying oil can of peccant mosquito hawk relics
You woebegone drinking cup of scabietic sole exudation
You exasperating puncheon of pocky sea urchin jet
You ill-looking coffeepot of toxic suslik ends
You irritating pericarp of miasmic chameleon slabber
You plaguey flask of laryngitic whippoorwill flops
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