Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rueful ashtray of phthisic globefish extrusion
You consuming jardiniere of miasmal ladybug rags
You dysphemized teacup of debauched sergeant fish elimination
You spoiled pocketbook of abandoned eft spout
You abominable blister of pocky kestrel stumps
You depressive holster of deadly brush wolf coprolite
You grinding pannier of scorbutic Briard flux
You weighty ewer of pathogenic racer ruins
You burdensome flagon of chlorotic Lepisma spew
You hideous GI can of incontinent mamba sialorrhea
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