Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sharp tableware of beset Spotted Poland China mucus
You pesky teapot of scorbutic puff adder emesis
You unenjoyable hip bath of septic argusfish dribble
You ill-featured eggcup of pestiferous Polled Hereford slobber
You replusive cuspidor of envenomed Arabian sweat
You beastly messkit of noisome sable sialorrhea
You mephitic boodle bag of gangrened blue Andalusian flow
You distressing gripsack of pestilential heron spit
You unattractive Boston bag of venerate wombat flatulence
You affecting envelope of maculate sparrow leavings
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