Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You crude stoup of freeloving Welsh Mountain leavings
You teasing harness cask of pathological markhor jet
You vexing cistern of malignant scup extravasation
You scarecrowish monstrance of anemic Gordon setter spew
You pitiable crib of carcinogenic beaded lizard belch
You ungainly dessert spoon of leprous devilfish lacrimation
You unspeakable vial of unwholesome barracuda sediment
You torturous pitcher of virulent Chihuahua ptyalism
You annoying drinking horn of ulcerous daboia rubbish
You aggravating closet of apoplectic sand lizard defecation
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