Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heavy mail pouch of maculate booby debris
You revolting tassie [Brit] of polluted Norwegian elkhound evacuation
You tiresome slop pail of scabietic seal smut
You tyrannous breadbasket of unvirginal crustacean sediment
You despicable hot-water bottle of unchaste cobra saliva
You evil-favored cell of pneumonic goldeneye ash
You grim-visaged lota of unhealthful Skye terrier sialagogue
You pestiferous can of edematous moose depositions
You irksome loculus of miasmic English bulldog excrement
You noisome ditty bag of insalubrious menhaden mucus
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