Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rueful flowerpot of dropsical koala eructation
You heartsickening stave basket of unhygenic catbird settlings
You ignoble crucible of hypertensive wildebeest jet
You unpalatable sauce boat of gangrened mavis slag
You gruesome beaker of morbific electric fish fart
You bothering fruit basket of unhealthy cottontail rabbit flatuosity
You horrible ammunition box of defiled rat snake dross
You pitiable jigger of tainted black cat scraps
You sad wineglass of pathological lammergeier voidance
You dolorous escritoire of foul Great Pyrenees stubble
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