Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You joyless skillet of pediculous sea mew parings
You provoking gravy boat of harmful tiger cat depositions
You cacophonous tableware of variolar cavy dingleberry
You graceless harness cask of hypertensive thornback ray rubbish
You piteous wastepaper basket of insalubrious Galloway extrusion
You grievous dishpan of wanton Virginia deer husks
You appalling broiler of tabetic lapin ca-ca
You cacogenic frying pan of venerate armyworm dribble
You heinous scuttle of unsalutary buzzard excrement
You comfortless carton of laryngitic Southdown filings
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