Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unlovely capsule of leprous wombat spit
You woeful autoclave of veneniferous water buffalo ordure
You mournful seedcase of consumptive saiga chips
You ill-made cream pitcher of poisoned bandicoot soot
You uncomfortable piepan of dyspeptic porbeagle embers
You clumsy liqueur glass of morbid jay slaver
You horrific silique of morbific proboscis monkey fart
You cheerless mazer of variolous mud puppy draff
You revolting plate of lousy squash bug ructation
You troublesome coffin of cankerous gyrfalcon spurt
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