Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You noxious Canterbury of scrofulous mammoth perspiration
You dire tote bag of tabetic Devon exudate
You bothersome bail of diseased ladybug dribble
You onerous drawer of rachitic woodchuck debris
You ill-proportioned butt of variolar sucker emission
You unappeteizing hamper of pneumonic Eskimo dog ends
You regrettable keg of palsied tope silt
You vexatious jug of insalubrious foumart sewage
You scarecrowish puncheon of harmful eland ca-ca
You tragic bandolier of smirched jay rubbish
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