Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You nasty bunker of debauched owl jakes
You wearying wok of septic lamprey husks
You undelicious decanter of tumorous badger dog gas
You tormenting cellaret of unchaste flying fox excreta
You grisly tumbler of defiled dove spew
You excruciating Boston bag of diseased cocker spaniel chips
You beautiless caddy of toxicant deer fly turd
You pestilential hatbox of palsied Belgian hare refuse
You grinding wallet of scorbutic coral snake drivel
You dolorogenic pipkin of tainted doctor fish flops
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