Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unshapely warming pan of morbid burbot parings
You unpleasing highboy of pedicular Minorca grounds
You bitter drinking cup of unchaste kinkajou dingleberry
You evil-favored shot glass of incontinent boxer slag
You troubling glass of sullied firefly diaphoresis
You agonizing sauce boat of neuralgic Mangalitza BO
You affecting salver of unhygenic mongoose sialagogue
You dire cannikin of neuritic triggerfish rheum
You onerous sac of illicit bobolink pee
You consuming can of gangrenous dugong chips
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