Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ill-proportioned billfold of virulent basset ordure
You unhandsome butt of polluted sturgeon tears
You ill-looking glasses of podagric partridge puke
You embarrassing hamper of pneumonic towhee manure
You dismal harness cask of leprous loon traces
You affecting cereal bowl of illicit fruit fly semen
You abhorrent magazine of allergic leopard frog guano
You woeful monstrance of unhealthy Rock Cornish ca-ca
You thankless cream pitcher of grubby Brown Swiss urine
You consuming vargueno of unclean slow-worm egesta
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