Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pestilential bakepan of arthritic flicker residue
You depressing billfold of malign purple martin remainders
You bothersome whatnot of unvirginal cinnamon bear expulsion
You importunate kit bag of rickety elkhound orts
You unattractive matchbox of soiled walleye pus
You undelectable gunny of tainted tobacco worm extravasation
You wearisome saucer of harmful redstart discharge
You insufferable sideboard of unwholesome English bulldog flow
You intolerable scrotum of toxic stinkbug dribble
You misproportioned chiffonier of unsalutary kittiwake turd
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