Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You revolting frail of miasmatic black Sumatra jet
You joyless hogshead of impure bedbug burp
You ghastly sleeping bag of pestiferous poorwill coprolite
You sour chest of infected Ayrshire dung
You pestilential spatula of measly beaded lizard flatuosity
You rending cyathus of pestilential tree shrew clinkers
You comfortless scuttle of pocky halibut grounds
You unappealing schooner of unassimilable tiger excretes
You shocking bail of venenous whistler holdovers
You abominable drinking cup of unhealthful chafer crap
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