Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You exasperating mussuk of syphilitic rail salivation
You mournful dinner pail of loose mollusk urine
You marred chifforobe of mortified foxhound odds and ends
You mortifying trencher of beset gull excrement
You fetid quiver of nephritic grebe ptyalism
You ill-proportioned carryall of dyspeptic harnessed antelope refuse
You cacogenic buffet of destructive shovelhead shark sperm
You tragic butt of peccant ground squirrel semen
You grisly hot-water bottle of soiled cichlid alluvia
You joyless china of unassimilable Rambouillet rags
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