Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You nasty caisson of noxious mongoose burp
You unappealing chamber pot of unwholesome foumart hemorrhage
You annoying reticule of consumptive dugong ash
You wearisome finger bowl of adulterous giraffe sweat
You dismaying scrip [archaic] of carcinogenic wood duck flatus
You gargoylish messkit of diseased shovel-nose settlings
You insupportable wineglass of lousy blowfish flux
You distressing schooper of cankerous wasp sialorrhea
You irking crib of tabid mule deer sediment
You piteous thermos of poisonous sea calf night soil
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