Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sore glass of venenous saber-toothed tiger vomit
You sour urn of anemic Panama elimination
You weighty compote of chlorotic deer excrement
You forbidding thermos of debauched tamarin expectoration
You noisome gourd of unvirginal hedgehog secretion
You beautiless ostensorium of dyspeptic stickleback pats
You tragic bedroll of unsalutary Surinam toad holdovers
You worrisome kitchen boiler of toxic Angora cat shavings
You woeful horn of podagric Orpington excreta
You insufferable loving cup of nephritic field spaniel foam
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