Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You uncomely piepan of consumptive coral snake ejaculation
You deplorable knapsack of impure guanaco sediment
You sharp cell of foul killer salts
You pathetic dresser of arthritic Chester White semen
You odious tassie [Brit] of unsanitary brown trout flatuosity
You horrible compact of smirched terrier exudate
You disfigured wastepaper basket of pleuritic rock squirrel pee
You untasteful cruet of communicable beagle alluvia
You dreary reliquary of innutritious brush wolf dingleberry
You inelegant patella of cancerous gazelle leftovers
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