Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dire messkit of ratty Devon dross
You cheerless satchel of hydropic bush baby grounds
You pitiable GI can of plagued night-heron flux
You unenjoyable ammunition box of destructive grosbeak traces
You bothersome double boiler of syphilitic boa pus
You forbidding carryall of ulcerous bonefish eructation
You frightful cist of arthritic diamondback drool
You unaesthetic puncheon of unchaste griffon filings
You unspeakable tablespoon of soiled sardine ordure
You gargoylish desk of besmirched grivet foam
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