Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You affecting brandy snifter of phthisic Santa Gertrudis perspiration
You dismal cyathus of toxicant black bass scourings
You marred vat of malignant bobcat drool
You cacogenic davenport of loose-moraled ringtail flatulence
You misshapen filing box of insanitary capercaillie BO
You importunate powder horn of rickety ouzel ca-ca
You horrifying sugar bowl of sullied redstart dingleberry
You disconcerting quiver of encephalitic tarpon droppings
You evil-looking press of arthritic petrel holdovers
You thankless bladder of unhealthy pine mouse alluvia
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