Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You bleak bud vase of miasmal Pallas's cat shavings
You embarrassing legume of pediculous grasshopper guano
You hard-featured casserole of hypertensive jay flux
You burdensome trash can of gangrened Scottish deerhound discharge
You uglified tobacco pouch of phthisic Russian owtchar excrement
You fetid coffin of contaminated passenger pigeon refuse
You unlovely wire basket of venenous curculio holdovers
You displeasing compact of palsied snowshoe rabbit filings
You worrying stomach of scrofulous Morgan orts
You unengaging powder box of carcinogenic Newfoundland egesta
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