Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ill-favored bathtub of infested guenon leavings
You discomforting wok of measly elkhound traces
You misbegotten marsupium of contaminated koodoo precipitates
You afflictive bandolier of hydropic avocet ejecta
You homely crate of bilious blowfly puke
You horrendous kilderkin of communicable Australorp fart
You dire picnic basket of insanitary eland alluvia
You repelling piggin of diabetic antelope grounds
You repugnant splint basket of unassimilable cachalot expulsion
You misproportioned sound of morbific black fox sputum
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