Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You harassing tassie [Brit] of virulent perch scraps
You harrowing vasculum of unvirginal St. Bernard remains
You shocking sacculus of mortified Burmese cat alluvia
You malodorous packing box of consumptive octopus disgorgement
You unattractive creel of freeloving Irish setter stubble
You woebegone saucer of variolar dolphin dross
You evil-favored tinderbox of infectious sea duck voidance
You disfigured vitrine of carcinogenic mosquito hawk emission
You unendurable dispatch box of infested swamp rabbit remainders
You miasmic vanity case of rheumatic butterfly detritus
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