Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You insufferable hopper of unhealthful St. Mark's fly rumps
You embarrassing kibble of pestilential King Charles spaniel vomition
You unsightly chifforobe of indigestible weasel barf
You discomforting shovel of toxical asp feces
You wearying boiler of beset right whale settlings
You weighty highboy of infected Sussex spaniel leftovers
You troubling schooper of tainted bandicoot ash
You misproportioned jigger of abandoned octopus scoria
You ungraceful biggin of anemic hellgrammite snot
You grim-visaged chest of diseased mealworm slobber
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