Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You afflictive trunk of loose-moraled gazelle hemorrhage
You abominable powder horn of cankered springbok sialagogue
You dolorific breaker of morbid panther excrement
You unalluring rucksack of allergic fly-catching warbler snot
You evil-looking sacculus of rickety fox terrier ejecta
You sore wooden basket of unsanitary tree shrew burp
You loathsome sewing basket of chlorotic paddlefish scraps
You saddening boiler of leprous prairie fox foam
You nauseating hamper of contagious buff Orpington discharge
You homely pocketcase of venerate alligator snapper detritus
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