Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrific tassie [Brit] of malignant rabbit leftovers
You homely urn of rachitic porpoise salivation
You burdensome udder of destructive Russell's viper vomition
You bleak kilderkin of indecent Vizsla settlings
You untasteful bowl of deadly jennet shavings
You cacophonous tea urn of envenomed thunder snake drivel
You dreary sink of pestiferous mud puppy debris
You spoiled ostensorium of tumorigenic snapping turtle flux
You joyless bail of lousy saki holdovers
You exhausting overnight bag of poisoned catamount alluvia
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