Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sickening canteen of allergic springtail ash
You unwelcome spider of ulcerous giraffe defecation
You ignoble shoulder bag of consumptive coon feculence
You replusive monstrance of anemic schipperke piss
You repelling musk bag of pestiferous pewit BO
You ill-favored tumbler of unsalutary American saddle horse cinders
You repellent credenza of unvirginal brown thrasher refuse
You horrid shot glass of tubercular bass ruins
You heartwounding ewer of indecent weevil tears
You affecting hatbox of grubby pouched rat sewage
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