Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You piteous sinus of foul wild ox excrement
You cheerless shell of rickety Malinois turd
You heavy vanity bag of noisome tortoise ash
You awkward terrine of wanton butterfly slobber
You hideous dipper of defiled earwig scourings
You cacophonic calabash of nephritic gnatcatcher piss
You detestable autoclave of polluted goldfish grounds
You displeasing dishpan of infective leopard frog jet
You unhandsome tassie [Brit] of insanitary nightjar rumps
You beastly beer glass of neuritic widgeon ptyalism
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