Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrific highboy of epileptic wood mouse scoria
You sickening hipflask of ratty eland ejection
You inelegant splint basket of unsanitary horn fly leftovers
You unwelcome sacculus of neuralgic Japanese spaniel ptyalism
You troublesome catch basin of gangrened cedar waxwing saliva
You unlikable cistern of besmirched oont [India] draff
You grisly cereal bowl of gangrenous doctor fish chips
You grotesque magnum of edematous raccoon ends
You execrable hogshead of virulent pointer odds and ends
You burdensome breadbasket of noxious tragopan excrement
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