Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You undelectable tallboy of carcinogenic puffer shit
You tragic musette bag of infectious pollack droppings
You ungraceful ashtray of loose sunfish jakes
You bleak china of mortified miniature schnauzer residue
You uncomely beaker of consumptive sea eagle expulsion
You misbegotten corbeil [archit] of ulcerous hawk owl effusion
You loathsome boodle bag of tabetic worm snake flatus
You unengaging davenport of miasmal dabchick butts
You ungraced percolator of toxicant baboon eccrisis
You fetid frail of tubercular Charolais urine
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