Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ungraceful water butt of nephritic bezoar goat evacuation
You unengaging clothes hamper of foul walkingstick jet
You racking bidet of phthisic marten ejecta
You ill-proportioned highboy of venenous saiga effluent
You beastly bakepan of pneumonic muskrat sewage
You comfortless backpack of venerate peewee jakes
You odious carboy of unwholesome toadfish shit
You grim-faced trencher of pestilential skink flowers
You fulsome cist of teeming redpoll ash
You tiresome marsupium of miasmal cuckoo shavings
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