Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ill-favored piepan of cankered flea sinter
You tormenting schooner of syphilitic chub diaphoresis
You terrible posnet of venomous stag beetle feces
You moving washbasin of poisoned nutria guano
You insufferable demijohn of diabetic Hampshire sediment
You miasmal rucksack of tabetic Barbary ape feculence
You rending jardiniere of neuritic chow exudate
You dire briefcase of diseased Welsh pony urine
You dysphemistic water butt of scabietic middle white crap
You aggravating magazine of wormy Chesapeake Bay retriever extrusion
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