Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You evil-looking barracks bag of luetic Clydesdale saliva
You pestiferous stoup of ulcerated cutlass fish ptyalism
You gargoylish demitasse of miasmic mockingbird chips
You ill-shaped vargueno of unsanitary redpoll feces
You dislikable desk of tabid stinkbug precipitates
You horrid ammunition box of communicable guenon moraine
You overburdensome jug of tainted boa semen
You heartrending pericarp of miasmatic water moccasin drool
You grievous shoulder bag of innutritious setter effusion
You unengaging sac of loose brant leftovers
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