Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You afflictive labis [eccl] of smirched dormouse residuua
You replusive gourd of neuralgic duckbill BO
You ill-looking sarcophagus of plagued creeper ends
You ill-featured carton of sullied swallow debris
You regrettable gunny of pedicular marlin dribble
You harsh press of envenomed aardvark flow
You insufferable pocket of gouty flying fish piddle
You provoking honeypot of encephalitic aardwolf extrusion
You cacogenic dispatch box of insanitary jackrabbit scoria
You unspeakable carboy of dropsical Russian blue cat draff
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