Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You teratic rack of unsanitary blue whale slobber
You embarrassing cuspidor of neuralgic pickerel frog stumps
You vile wineglass of carcinogenic mourning dove emesis
You deformed rummer of insanitary Russian wolfhound dung
You horrible shelf of scorbutic toy spaniel defecation
You unhandsome sink of indecent Hampshire flatus
You thankless reticule of soiled crow ordure
You woeful cyst of malarial lion-tailed monkey ash
You dolorogenic liqueur glass of virulent cardinal rheum
You painful press of illicit coati gas
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