Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ill-proportioned holdall of unhealthy Leicester sweepings
You dreary clothespress of abandoned fox night soil
You unbearable haversack of ratty Brown Swiss saliva
You unpalatable bidet of sullied Old English sheep dog manure
You tormenting capsule of luetic creeper hormone
You unlovely urn of scabietic canvasback shit
You heavy dresser of palsied tuatara deposits
You afflicting hamper of colicky Russian wolfhound ordure
You weighty watering can of septic peafowl gas
You unendurable amnion of leprous water snake barf
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