Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rending vacuum bottle of cankered Wessex saddleback emission
You woeful kit of harmful cicala stool
You inelegant game bag of neuritic pug excretes
You irritating buck basket of veneniferous large white flatulence
You repugnant brandy snifter of infectious gnu residue
You saddening gripsack of soiled tatou peba piddle
You repelling pocket of malignant rail settlings
You piteous pony of polluted Sealyham terrier feces
You comfortless scuttle of allergic Hampshire eructation
You atrocious sleeping bag of pneumonic spoonbill dung
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