Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hard-featured compact of epileptic salmon trout pats
You plaguing creel of unsanitary deer mouse piddle
You monstrous loculus of unclean wharf rat spit
You bothering spider of unhealthful turtledove soot
You blotted monstrance of toxic leech gas
You beastly envelope of tabetic moray eel saliva
You undelectable shelves of contaminated lantern fish moraine
You heartwounding compote of abandoned coral snake perspiration
You unbeautiful legume of unsalutary redwing offscourings
You forbidding soupspoon of tubercular Tamworth eccrisis
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