Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You homely caldron of sullied meerkat smut
You sad cancelli of pathological Narragansett pacer offscourings
You torturous portmanteau of morbific roundworm perspiration
You dismaying saccule of unchaste banteng scum
You obscene compact of scrofulous electric fish parings
You worrying lowboy of soiled deerhound salts
You horrific pitcher of neuritic tench urine
You troubling holster of unhealthy golden eagle dregs
You evil-looking barracks bag of ulcerous pika excreta
You mephitic rush basket of ravaged loach feces
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