Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You insufferable spider of neuralgic aardvark mucus
You evil-favored till of unhygenic goat antelope dregs
You appalling monstrance of loose-moraled sand cat vomition
You noisome envelope of indigestible gnat rubbish
You unpretty saucer of allergic sapsucker flow
You ill-shaped pod of tabid sika expectoration
You ignoble cruse of smirched candlefish sinter
You mortifying stein of scorbutic ringdove flowers
You disturbing press of unclean black face Highland flux
You irritating seedcase of malignant snowshoe rabbit chips
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