Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You homely ventricle of tumorigenic bullhead effluent
You cacophonous overnight bag of malarial phalanger flowers
You harassing schoolbag of morbific piranha mucus
You unsightly locker of grubby grunion pee
You cacogenic chiffonier of beset stinkbug butts
You uglified hip bath of abandoned house finch draff
You excruciating hogshead of impure coati scraps
You worrisome tin can of indecent krait heaves
You hideous powder box of illicit American lion sperm
You unshapely holster of variolous agama dross
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