Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You wearing coal scuttle of unhygenic torpedo fish spittle
You woeful autoclave of ulcerated ring-tailed cat eccrisis
You misshapen teapot of variolar rattlesnake defecation
You homely legume of ravaged Clydesdale expulsion
You exasperating rack of miasmic deer manure
You heinous holdall of freeloving squirrel detritus
You deplorable jorum of anemic Afghan hound silt
You fulsome canteen of scabietic Berkshire remnants
You poignant caddie bag of infectious German coach horse elimination
You distressful bundle of injurious mouse scraps
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