Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You irking sitzbath of consumptive whitetail slaver
You evil-favored schoolbag of abandoned French Canadian stumps
You unhandsome carboy of indecent turkey excrement
You dire cereal bowl of scorbutic snowbird traces
You unengaging chiffonier of miasmal bald eagle rumps
You woeful Saratoga trunk of pathogenic black sheep flux
You grim pericarp of peccant tarpan flatuosity
You execrable cream pitcher of cankered colobus saliva
You vexing cancelli of adulterous sea bream remnants
You grim-visaged press of malign pocket mouse sweat
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