Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You replusive wicker basket of soiled hanuman flowers
You woebegone tucker bag [Austral] of lousy blowfly ejecta
You disconcerting vasculum of septic ape piddle
You hard-favored milk pail of gangrened Leicester purulence
You unsavory reed basket of innutritious Berkshire excrement
You wearisome saddlebag of ratty raven snot
You dysphemized coffee urn of epileptic wild goat exudation
You cacophonous wok of pathological Cecropia moth autacoid
You harsh valise of indigestible Sussex remainders
You wearing soup bowl of consumptive pine snake scum
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