Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You beastly paten of unvirginal mayfly manure
You plaguing credenza of unclean parakeet fart
You teasing bunker of ratty walkingstick exudate
You disconcerting tinderbox of phthisic wood mouse dung
You fulsome slop pail of grubby gnu goat evacuation
You monstrous casserole of gangrened right whale flatuosity
You clumsy pannier of unsalutary broadtail grounds
You disgusting scoop of unhygenic char sinter
You irksome noggin of venomous badger eructation
You sad drum of sullied parrot slabber
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