Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You oppressive evening bag of unwholesome greenbottle fly residue
You piteous tumbler of wanton St. Bernard effluent
You sharp ark of unassimilable halibut precipitates
You deformed bureau of unclean screech owl slag
You dreary utricle of arthritic pilchard mucus
You agonizing Boston bag of deadly sea elephant exudate
You unappeteizing plate of pestiferous hawkmoth spurt
You unbeautiful trencher of malign peludo odds and ends
You awkward packing box of insanitary steenbok parings
You pestilential hipflask of ulcerated Sealyham terrier emission
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