Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You bitter loculus of podagric webworm dung
You unbeauteous pocket of apoplectic crustacean guano
You inelegant drinking cup of incontinent black buck leftovers
You pestiferous casket of envenomed alligator lizard embers
You graceless bureau of maculate cockatiel scum
You pitiable punnet of adulterous mouse deer husks
You uncomfortable billy of allergic sow bug soot
You foul posnet of diseased tree frog dingleberry
You gruesome salad bowl of loose imperial mammoth smut
You cheerless jerrican of foul gourami dregs
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