Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ungraceful skillet of wormy chamois slabber
You harrowing slop pail of variolar kinkajou ordure
You frightful vanity bag of sullied possum precipitates
You thankless caddy of wanton vulture sewage
You wearing waiter of venerate glass snake exudation
You tiresome hipflask of gangrened bush baby detritus
You unbearable fifth of ratty white Plymouth Rock flux
You piteous kitchen cabinet of nephritic cricket traces
You ugly boiler of pediculous koala snot
You beautiless ashtray of unchaste caecilian ejectment
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