Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You tragic kettle of apoplectic Angora cat stubble
You galling sewing basket of epileptic grayling rubbish
You spoiled harness cask of freeloving poorwill scum
You undelectable crucible of besmirched blowfly drivel
You cheerless golf bag of unsalutary wild sheep secretion
You deplorable hip bath of scabietic cedar waxwing ejection
You blotted gripsack of hydropic tit scoria
You bitter file folder of variolar iguana dross
You affecting holdall of neuralgic St. Mark's fly odds and ends
You mephitic gravy boat of laryngitic American lion diaphoresis
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