Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You uninviting pannier of wormy snapper stubble
You execrable file folder of unsalutary monitor slag
You comfortless shelves of encephalitic katydid semen
You unlovely glasses of pocky lung fish rheum
You inelegant autoclave of beset duckbill purulence
You unpleasing jorum of plagued cricket hormone
You mortifying ashcan of besmirched triggerfish spit
You horrific folio of mortified Durham smut
You noisome hod of tubercular Persian cat vomit
You crushing bureau of poisonous linnet leavings
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