Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You miasmal scabbard of rachitic cat squirrel slobber
You frightful coal scuttle of venerate deer mouse scraps
You grim-faced horn of infective bustard sialagogue
You rebarbative bud vase of rickety chow ash
You bothering kit of luetic Kerry blue terrier barf
You horrendous tablespoon of variolous whistler manure
You unlikable watering can of poisonous cavy thyroxin
You heartrending glasses of apoplectic English springer spaniel elimination
You foul coffeepot of tabid phoebe piss
You unbeauteous sugar bowl of pedicular barn swallow dross
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