Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dolorific Toby-jug of deadly sea bass vomit
You deformed cone of innutritious Marco Polo's sheep offscourings
You troublesome e´tui of encephalitic catbird husks
You contemptible golf bag of pathogenic bleak sweepings
You foul grip of illicit king snake cinders
You unappealing piggin of wormy goatfish guano
You uncomely crane of loose genet chaff
You horrific tray of variolous anaconda stool
You saddening vacuum bottle of podagric dace filings
You gross cruet of phthisic shovelhead shark chips
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