Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You undelicious washbasin of variolar perch ructation
You ungainly frying pan of encephalitic scarab survivals
You nasty jardiniere of freeloving hellgrammite ejection
You disturbing spatula of cankered tic-polonga droppings
You unlovely silique of ratty racer heaves
You cacogenic gripsack of unassimilable Shetland excretion
You dysphemistic marsupium of scrofulous Persian cat dejecta
You weighty Toby-jug of miasmal groundhog filings
You uglified harness cask of pathogenic plover transudation
You grim-faced wastebasket of injurious dipper ash
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