Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You crude portfolio of noxious Havana brown cat ordure
You distressful folio of ulcerous silverfish shit
You desolating backpack of phthisic wood tick pats
You dysphemistic drum of rachitic genet dung
You untasteful thermos of destructive horse mackerel parings
You baneful sacculus of plagued cat squirrel salts
You malodorous capsule of diabetic songbird odds and ends
You heartsickening chiffonier of defiled parakeet piss
You unappeteizing hipflask of unsanitary water bug belch
You marred sound of harmful kaama [Africa] autacoid
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