Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You malformed nose bag of unsanitary wild ass precipitations
You embarrassing kitchen boiler of noxious brush wolf stumps
You unpleasant vial of pneumonic sapsucker scoria
You miasmic portmanteau of unhealthy blue jay flatuosity
You hard-featured trunk of veneniferous redfin voidance
You excruciating loculus of lousy pewit holdovers
You regrettable utricle of luetic Waler slobber
You loathsome gourd of malign Andalusian chips
You unalluring stave basket of pestiferous pigeon hawk rumps
You hideous cigarette case of ratty redshank dejecta
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