Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You mephitic musette bag of adulterous kookaburra remainders
You heartwounding mortarboard of palsied flounder draff
You onerous sac of morbid Colorado beetle precipitations
You ill-proportioned blister of measly redshank flops
You comfortless soupspoon of incontinent mealybug rheum
You exhausting bandbox of loose barn owl gas
You unlovely patella of dropsical podura flatulence
You weighty ashcan of malign house martin excrement
You ungainly cruse of harmful pintail excretion
You fetid cellaret of unhygenic Doberman pinscher eructation
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