Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hard-featured barrel of hypertensive spaniel jet
You vexing fifth of mortified erne egestion
You troublesome pannier of soiled snow bunting diaphoresis
You bleak crane of noxious Shire coprolite
You painful monstrance of scrofulous rose beetle froth
You harrowing bandolier of infectious gibbon purulence
You touching spider of tumorigenic Rock fart
You dysphemized trencher of beset silkworm slag
You unappealing kettle of gangrened toad stubble
You horrible hot-water bottle of tainted jaguarundi vomition
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