Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sickening flower bowl of mortified tapeworm grounds
You scarecrowish beer glass of miasmal cockchafer disgorgement
You awkward noggin of unassimilable pilchard ejection
You disagreeable matchbox of insalubrious hawkmoth ruins
You ill-looking bathtub of paralytic channel bass wind
You overburdensome hamper of infectious chevrotain dingleberry
You gross stave basket of variolar flying fox egesta
You execrable backpack of ratty kiang drivel
You sad pericarp of edematous pug sewage
You repellent dinner pail of adulterous ocelot refuse
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