Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You monstrous catchall of peccant iguana silt
You ill-made crib of phthisic caribou piddle
You odious tinderbox of pestiferous sidewinder clinkers
You dolorogenic stomach of unwholesome mute swan leftovers
You saddening highball glass of epileptic German short-haired pointer burp
You despicable clothesbasket of contagious black Sumatra hemorrhage
You horrible hipflask of illicit songbird scourings
You afflictive carton of unchaste Pekingese eructation
You beautiless carafe of venomous dace evacuation
You ill-proportioned theca of ravaged curculio vestiges
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