Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You provoking drawer of polluted silky terrier dung
You mortifying packet of destructive midwife toad remnants
You affecting bucket of infective okapi lacrimation
You horrible sugar spoon of infectious Border terrier salivation
You heartsickening terrine of innutritious sulfur-bottom whale moraine
You horrific cruse of hydropic sea eagle crap
You cacophonous tassie [Brit] of incontinent vulture egestion
You weighty capsule of maculate fulmar secretion
You grinding sacculus of insalubrious coati rubbish
You replusive tankard of scrofulous bleak night soil
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