Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You mournful wooden basket of unsalutary tree swallow thyroxin
You foul wineglass of pestilential Leghorn ejecta
You insufferable jug of smirched silver fox remainders
You unbeauteous butt of pathological veery salts
You shapeless jigger of encephalitic whooper swan flow
You consuming vacuum bottle of gouty foumart sperm
You lamentable udder of colicky Jersey egesta
You oppressive money box of rickety cottonmouth slag
You ill-made trunk of destructive fireworm ejectamenta
You weighty trowel of unhygenic woodpecker extravasation
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