Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dysphemistic finger bowl of pedicular cutworm salts
You plaguesome pillbox of tainted anole slag
You offensive boodle bag of deadly addax scoria
You cacophonous flacon of abandoned Wensleydale stool
You distasteful messkit of loose-moraled dragonfly feculence
You grotesque sac of wanton butterfly agama scum
You unbeauteous cardcase of tubercular hake ash
You dreadful tobacco pouch of pathogenic Rock Cornish residue
You rueful rucksack of gangrened suslik jet
You grim punnet of scorbutic boll weevil evacuation
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