Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You overburdensome ashcan of unwholesome gadfly excreta
You execrable hopper of neuralgic papagallo fart
You fulsome coffin of gangrenous St. Mark's fly dross
You dreary shovel of tainted stickleback rheum
You abominable carboy of pleuritic capelin ruins
You atrocious gunny of measly grain beetle coprolite
You hateful cuspidor of toxicant water dog vomit
You pestering trencher of noisome locust ash
You misproportioned salad bowl of encephalitic guenon regurgitation
You grinding patella of pediculous schipperke drool
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