Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unbearable puncheon of smirched Rambouillet dribble
You crushing Toby-jug of beset ring-tailed cat dingleberry
You pestilent rummer of morbific Rhodesian ridgeback slobber
You rebarbative flask of pestiferous bobwhite elimination
You irksome locker box of epileptic bull mastiff ca-ca
You gross gravy boat of ratty bluebill sediment
You moving scrotum of innutritious swamp rabbit evacuation
You spoiled coal scuttle of variolar Russian owtchar sialorrhea
You scarecrowish utricle of tumorigenic catfish exudation
You foul bindle of defiled sergeant fish survivals
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