Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dislikable hogshead of infective hippopotamus offscourings
You vexatious crib of infected nematode shavings
You grotesque sac of ravaged solan goose spurt
You unsavory trough of diseased sika hemorrhage
You dysphemized blackjack of variolous caddis fly rubbish
You terrible chalice of chlorotic gerbil residuua
You oppressive flask of cancerous kangaroo mouse defecation
You evil-looking tea chest of luetic Rhode Island white coprolite
You heartbreaking thermos of paralytic cachalotXCaffre cat spout
You grisly billfold of infested paddlefish spittle
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