Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You joyless caisson of abandoned grivet night soil
You depressing locker box of venerate globefish purulence
You horrific tray of variolar cayman expectoration
You teratic butt of tabetic Shetland sheep dog excreta
You hard-favored platter of besmirched black sheep slag
You unpretty folio of unassimilable tamarin flatulence
You wearing hopper of edematous skink sewage
You gruesome keg of chlorotic Australorp spittle
You forbidding washbasin of malarial darter relics
You intolerable Saratoga trunk of neuritic cobra de capello diaphoresis
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