Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unpretty diplomatic pouch of pestiferous alewife moraine
You repelling shoulder bag of ulcerous indigo bunting drool
You frightful skep of variolous passenger pigeon manure
You ill-favored punch bowl of rheumatic cocker spaniel fart
You grisly net of measly terrier residuua
You woebegone jardiniere of gouty West Highland white terrier residue
You racking vasculum of malarial walkingstick vomit
You sore ostensorium of noisome Vizsla sewage
You ungainly reed basket of noxious locust shavings
You gruesome grip of veneniferous redfish excrement
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