Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ill-looking boiler of pneumonic weevil stubble
You bitter bandbox of scabietic Eskimo dog pus
You oppressive glass of contaminated wheatear mucus
You unspeakable tun of virulent spectacled cobra guano
You obnoxious oil can of malarial Barred Plymouth Rock piss
You uninviting tub of unvirginal mountain goat embers
You distressing pannier of rachitic ling thyroxin
You horrific Canterbury of impure wryneck scoria
You evil-looking cuspidor of poisonous wren-tit sialagogue
You irritating rack of noxious sole scraps
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