Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You disgusting tableware of gouty racer ejection
You grim magnum of toxical mongoose remains
You hard-featured pocket flask of debauched mountain gorilla emesis
You affecting tote bag of rickety macaque jakes
You clumsy mussuk of podagric flamingo scraps
You horrifying sacculus of consumptive grosbeak thyroxin
You unshapely sarcophagus of malignant Morgan holdovers
You horrid vanity bag of teeming hamster grounds
You vexatious soup bowl of venenous rat flatulence
You mournful tallboy of grubby waxwing stubble
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