Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You miasmic washtub of ulcerous harlequin snake excrement
You noxious jorum of malignant chewink remainders
You torturous pottle of unchaste ringtail moraine
You pestilential sleeping bag of wormy aberdevine stool
You distressful hatbox of unsalutary bobwhite slag
You bitter teacup of scabietic bettong offscourings
You beastly sacculus of loose-moraled gull sperm
You troublesome tallboy of toxiferous pronghorn precipitates
You grinding thermos of abandoned Dutch Belted sweepings
You unbeautiful gravy boat of pathogenic Cornish exudate
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