Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ungainly trowel of diseased oont [India] remains
You awful piggin of colicky walkingstick excretes
You gargoylish washbasin of ulcerous siren debris
You undesirable traveling bag of pathogenic fox squirrel chaff
You torturous pericarp of beset Irish water spaniel sialorrhea
You dolorous saccule of sullied anthropoid ape autacoid
You pestilential pottinger of venerate rabbit sweepings
You misbegotten hod of laryngitic walrus burp
You consuming flask of ulcerated sparrow hawk scraps
You unpleasing loculus of contaminated gnatcatcher belch
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