Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pathetic duffel bag of unvirginal bluebird dribble
You plaguey splint basket of malign skunk ejectamenta
You ill-looking bandbox of miasmic shovelhead catfish rheum
You annoying follicle of hypertensive Rhode Island red coprolite
You deformed pericarp of cancerous anthropoid ape spittle
You despicable picnic basket of veneniferous Langshan secretion
You unbearable puncheon of septic cottonmouth salts
You repellent secretary of foul kangaroo dregs
You undelicious gourd of infected mourning dove excretion
You unwelcome dinner plate of hydropic Rambouillet moraine
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