Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You disagreeable clothesbasket of plagued jackal evacuation
You ill-shaped secretary of harmful glass snake sperm
You dreadful piepan of tabetic King Charles spaniel vestiges
You plaguesome handbag of lousy sulfur-bottom whale excrement
You ghastly cistern of infectious sea dog rubbish
You shapeless drinking cup of pocky colobus remainders
You ill-featured bin of hydropic gourami exudate
You abhorrent sauce boat of dropsical cockroach drivel
You affecting gourd of beset rock squirrel smut
You cacophonic hutch of laryngitic okapi shavings
https://cheswick.com/insult