Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You disgusting pipe of tumorous bushmaster fart
You nasty shovel of edematous mealybug precipitations
You worrisome roaster of harmful Rottweiler detritus
You grievous pericarp of malarial ibex night soil
You unenjoyable tankard of epileptic wood wasp rags
You cheerless ostensorium of pestiferous Manchester terrier ejectment
You ungraceful purse of incontinent polecat dregs
You abominable pocketbook of wormy Jersey snot
You horrendous wicker basket of apoplectic kangaroo rat vomit
You revolting file of foul bandicoot remains
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