Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You marred saucepan of septic whitetail dribble
You dolorous briefcase of incontinent Lippizaner lacrimation
You dysphemistic spatula of venenous Russian owtchar dregs
You unhandsome crib of unvirginal redbird alluvia
You racking tun of rickety towhee feculence
You unpleasant overnight bag of toxical cottontail rabbit smut
You unwelcome satchel of soiled fallow deer jakes
You woeful basin of insalubrious woodworm regurgitation
You plaguey portmanteau of lousy bollworm shavings
You touching purse of miasmic python flowers
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