Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You saddening keg of morbid Syrian bear perspiration
You nauseating coffin of scorbutic bonnet monkey clinkers
You fetid corbeil [archit] of impure tarpan crap
You disagreeable Boston bag of beset garter snake jet
You tyrannous flower bowl of nephritic American lion ordure
You provoking can of injurious shepherd dog belch
You sad hope chest of carcinogenic bat gas
You unalluring cruse of hydropic thrush sweepings
You unengaging pocket flask of morbific bustard rubbish
You irksome shelf of soiled myna dingleberry
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