Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You disfigured scabbard of diseased ring ouzel hormone
You ill-featured vasculum of veneniferous suslik depositions
You grisly waiter of unsalutary alligator gar emission
You evil-favored credenza of dyspeptic fallow deer vestiges
You loathsome chamber pot of unclean grivet saliva
You unspeakable stave basket of epileptic weakfish jakes
You galling coaster of adulterous Faverolle flatuosity
You dire beer glass of abandoned auk debris
You overburdensome tinderbox of noxious walrus froth
You undelectable shot glass of ulcerous urial scourings
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