Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You bleak ashcan of dropsical hogfish ends
You sharp locker of cankerous Scottish terrier ca-ca
You sickening tankard of encephalitic miller's-thumb remainders
You ill-featured carpetbag of unhealthful Doberman pinscher excrement
You odious labis [eccl] of miasmal saiga remains
You oppressive mussuk of anemic Irish water spaniel effluent
You woebegone cyst of rachitic bushtit dung
You unattractive rummer of cankered bedbug feculence
You heavy portmanteau of apoplectic mavis fart
You cacogenic follicle of laryngitic sunfish rheum
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