Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You cacogenic jeroboam of unhealthful shepherd dog traces
You nauseating tyg of scrofulous worm snake spurt
You awkward boot of ravaged basilisk shavings
You cacophonic air bladder of miasmal sea gull tears
You unspeakable pack sack of septic Airedale urine
You troubling wooden basket of envenomed booby rumps
You deplorable sarcophagus of pleuritic guitarfish sediment
You fulsome wire basket of venerate macaque scoria
You obscene trencher of contaminated terrier flatulence
You dismaying escritoire of carcinogenic setter eruption
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