Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ugly vase of cancerous Persian cat ructation
You clumsy vesicle of dyspeptic pike perch tears
You repulsive Canterbury of ratty pigeon ptyalism
You cacophonous breaker of pediculous caracara spittle
You obscene portfolio of contagious miniature schnauzer feces
You unshapely frying pan of deadly hermit thrush flux
You awful picnic basket of bilious hawk owl fart
You grim cream pitcher of soiled kaama [Africa] froth
You aggravating coal scuttle of infective cassowary flatuosity
You afflictive scrip [archaic] of destructive shovelhead shark excretion
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