Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You worrisome gallipot of debauched alligator droppings
You obnoxious caldron of lousy tsetse fly eccrisis
You foul shelves of scabietic katydid urine
You contemptible jardiniere of tabetic Maltese piss
You harsh bag of mortified alligator gar scoria
You exasperating money box of unassimilable pilchard ruins
You evil-looking wastebasket of pleuritic peregrine falcon soot
You stinking clothes hamper of rachitic Irish setter salts
You saddening spade of unclean horned screamer stubble
You distressing china of impure perch husks
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