Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You uncomely garbage can of tubercular rock squirrel embers
You intolerable beaker of podagric anole wind
You oppressive china of carcinogenic elm leaf beetle shit
You grim trencher of contaminated rat terrier sewage
You deplorable vat of infected filefish excreta
You harsh trough of unsalutary mammoth flow
You fulsome decanter of palsied Guernsey holdovers
You unwelcome cream pitcher of gangrenous bullhead hemorrhage
You agonizing brandy snifter of wanton tussah dung
You uninviting splint basket of diseased nighthawk effusion
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