Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You desolating platter of toxical earwig ejaculation
You inelegant soupspoon of unhygenic balloonfish dejecta
You unlovely portmanteau of insanitary English springer spaniel draff
You unhandsome bail of infected sea bass feculence
You sour pan broiler of rheumatic walleye exudate
You ill-shaped backpack of adulterous Briard dribble
You saddening kit of foul grackle sweepings
You forbidding pannier of tainted junco excretion
You insufferable ashtray of unchaste widgeon cinders
You dolorous folio of toxiferous mantis transudation
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