Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You tragic drinking horn of freeloving warthog flow
You sour sink of tabetic mealworm spout
You blemished caddie bag of abandoned blue fish moraine
You ungraceful holster of septic Santa Gertrudis fart
You woebegone cyathus of dyspeptic wren-tit sperm
You uncomely coffee urn of beset sand cat ejecta
You deformed finger bowl of neuritic brook trout gas
You grinding utricle of wanton spoonbill rumps
You defaced honeypot of pediculous pocket rat drivel
You crushing pottinger of envenomed nilgai urine
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