Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unbeautiful caster of unhealthy Hereford shavings
You unhandsome catchall of palsied Panama scraps
You desolating horn of toxical gazelle detritus
You unbeauteous hipflask of poisoned English sparrow slobber
You disturbing cruse of destructive Chester White sialagogue
You vexing hip bath of gangrenous mandrill settlings
You deplorable highboy of miasmic gallinule extravasation
You awkward pericarp of indigestible aardwolf ejection
You ungraced dosser of unassimilable raven spittle
You deformed scabbard of malarial miniature pinscher sialorrhea
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