Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You comfortless carboy of rickety catamount leftovers
You sad cage of venenous cucumber flea beetle egesta
You heinous wicker basket of wanton egret spurt
You noxious moneybag of unchaste haddock sinter
You rending wineglass of beset Shropshire expectoration
You detestable mail pouch of luetic Romanov perspiration
You ghastly credenza of unhealthful pack rat flow
You burdensome net of envenomed Belgian hare dross
You rueful hogshead of unsanitary cattalo exudation
You unattractive bin of pestiferous English cocker spaniel moraine
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