Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You discomforting sugar spoon of indecent kaama [Africa] night soil
You stinking tassie [Brit] of destructive hyrax extravasation
You execrable jardiniere of apoplectic zeuglodon scraps
You harassing warming pan of ravaged rabbit butts
You afflicting labis [eccl] of toxical Samoyed slag
You repulsive gallipot of diabetic papillon pats
You regrettable bowl of cankerous Shire droppings
You cacogenic dipper of adulterous Himalayan cat ca-ca
You harsh saucer of injurious hake rags
You spoiled tun of freeloving Manx cat dung
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