Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unspeakable ammunition box of communicable field mouse expectoration
You ill-looking flight bag of paralytic reindeer crap
You uninviting pocketbook of abandoned donkey residuua
You frightful flacon of beset black Orpington flatulence
You tiresome flower basket of wormy mountain lion traces
You fulsome ditty bag of poisonous chameleon sperm
You horrifying grip of peccant tatouay extravasation
You unpleasing trunk of morbid capuchin turd
You ill-proportioned scoop of rheumatic shellfish feces
You hard-visaged posnet of tainted coon cat [dial] flowers
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