Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sharp caldron of malignant Angora goat ejaculation
You ill-shaped washbasket of defiled mosquito scraps
You beastly jug of consumptive tern BO
You weighty wastepaper basket of unchaste Gordon setter spit
You unenjoyable dipper of syphilitic plaice flatus
You disconcerting cereal bowl of contaminated Russian blue cat stumps
You afflicting net of nephritic redfin piddle
You deplorable canteen of toxic Ryeland dingleberry
You blemished boodle bag of malign bank swallow flatuosity
You horrendous phial of destructive shrew tears
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