Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You troublesome bud vase of unclean phalarope turd
You uncomely pottle of edematous Rock vestiges
You unappealing liqueur glass of incontinent Great Pyrenees transudation
You thankless hamper of neuritic water spaniel spew
You pestilential kettle of diabetic teal waste
You repugnant poke of gangrened chimaera rubbish
You detestable bursa of ratty bloodhound spout
You consuming kitchen cabinet of infective globefish tears
You dismaying drinking cup of cankerous drum scum
You depressive platter of morbific tope holdovers
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