Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You contemptible flower basket of unsanitary turtledove guano
You disconcerting net of injurious flat-coated retriever cinders
You disagreeable tea chest of pestiferous python burp
You hard-visaged finger bowl of freeloving Merino flow
You abhorrent labis [eccl] of tubercular capelin remains
You repelling whatnot of tabid jackass sewage
You bothersome cist of pedicular crustacean flux
You horrible trencher of communicable Cape buffalo barf
You plaguey vat of toxical Russian blue cat urine
You unbeauteous teacup of plagued char ejectment
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