Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You saddening coffeepot of scorbutic auk turd
You torturous matchbox of hypertensive piranha ejecta
You forbidding brazier of syphilitic bush wren regurgitation
You painful cake pan of poisonous Durham sperm
You harsh powder horn of malarial black Spanish hemorrhage
You uninviting wineskin of ravaged dove pats
You nauseating sleeping bag of toxiferous Houdan fart
You ignoble davenport of wanton horsefly elimination
You unbeautiful cereal bowl of tainted podura ructation
You affecting wineglass of tumorous Barred Plymouth Rock scoria
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