Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You scarecrowish canteen of freeloving darter ordure
You gross dinner pail of chlorotic coon cat sweepings
You graceless calyx of dropsical tanager manure
You unappeteizing gravy boat of foul Dorking evacuation
You heinous utricle of innutritious dragon fish ca-ca
You crude capsule of variolar yellowlegs effluent
You rotten mussuk of poisonous frog residuua
You fulsome tub of malign black sea bass soot
You displeasing eggcup of polluted shoveler feculence
You sorrowful hopper of tumorigenic guinea fowl scoria
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