Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You discomforting gourd of beset tiger cat debris
You dolorous locker box of tabid Alaskan malamute stumps
You unbeauteous chamber pot of tabetic vulture dung
You objectionable clothes hamper of pathogenic rainbow trout slabber
You troublesome stewpan of soiled ass sewerage
You vexing dosser of miasmal Shire vomit
You ghastly file of venenous flea flatulence
You pathetic sack of poisoned blind snake excretes
You distressing scuttle of hypertensive Angora cat slag
You unshapely evening bag of pedicular buprestid beetle ejecta
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