Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hard-visaged jug of plagued wild goat salts
You agonizing warming pan of ulcerous Irish setter slag
You depressive flowerpot of pestiferous marmot flatulence
You plaguesome tankard of loose-moraled lantern fly traces
You excruciating blister of deadly gourami clinkers
You gross udder of septic spoonbill residue
You misproportioned piepan of dropsical shovelhead shark dejecta
You troublesome stewpan of infested albatross silt
You unpleasant labis [eccl] of measly Australian terrier leavings
You unendurable kilderkin of envenomed rorqual shit
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