Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You obnoxious moneybag of dropsical pigeon sputum
You galling skippet of defiled schipperke deposits
You shapeless spittoon of apoplectic wildebeest scourings
You ill-made duffel bag of unsalutary red grouse extrusion
You ungainly coffee urn of miasmatic pinworm chaff
You depressive udder of colicky Marco Polo's sheep evacuation
You cacogenic punnet of cankerous storm petrel diaphoresis
You evil-looking clothespress of hydropic waterbuck ejection
You rueful saccus of poisonous tiger moth depositions
You consuming cancelli of tabid jumping mouse traces
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