Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You gross spatula of communicable goby silt
You cacophonous till of allergic gnu goat turd
You unlikable GI can of toxiferous camel voidance
You undelicious tun of consumptive Japanese beetle exudate
You dreary portfolio of freeloving bonnet monkey hemorrhage
You homely sugar spoon of mortified Labrador retriever survivals
You bothering cabinet of colicky sea trout extravasation
You evil-favored tumbler of loose-moraled potato bug coprolith
You miasmic coffer of venenous Doberman pinscher traces
You hard-visaged sacculus of injurious kuvasz rubbish
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