Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sickening dish of plagued spider monkey parings
You hard-favored urn of variolar sika salivation
You unpretty china of sullied white Wyandotte piddle
You malodorous tyg of scorbutic porcupine excretion
You unwelcome tallboy of pedicular garter snake scourings
You torturous soupspoon of illicit blackhead Persian ruins
You undelicious hope chest of tabid guenon barf
You bothersome Toby-jug of ravaged elkhound survivals
You importunate pocket of foul fly rheum
You troubling oil can of insalubrious hermit thrush gas
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