Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unaesthetic tin can of cankered ounce ejection
You heavy sugar bowl of rheumatic prairie fox fossils
You grievous wardrobe of miasmal bonito coprolite
You sorrowful nose bag of abandoned pinworm dung
You sore calabash of unhealthy chimpanzee alluvia
You base budget [dial] of mortified lantern fish belch
You discomforting caddie bag of epileptic parakeet rubbish
You ugly scoop of noxious guinea pig sewerage
You torturous jar of tainted silver salmon hormone
You cacophonic air bladder of wormy miller scoria
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