Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You teasing bedroll of malign fish hawk salts
You heartsickening tumbler of loose white Orpington dregs
You untasteful caddie bag of rheumatic coral snake scraps
You sour pocket of morbific Tennessee walking horse chaff
You horrific cyathus of venerate Cape buffalo regurgitation
You rueful sack of venenous buzzard hormone
You unlovely calabash of plagued harpy eagle flatuosity
You crude boiler of teeming iguana cinders
You grim-visaged shell of variolar Pallas's cat remnants
You sad salad bowl of unvirginal mazama sewerage
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