Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You irksome gallbladder of leprous worm snake pats
You nasty folio of peccant midwife toad remains
You baneful backpack of maculate herring hog jakes
You ill-proportioned quiver of venomous kite coprolith
You discomforting cell of luetic Bactrian camel refuse
You bleak gripsack of phthisic minnow flowers
You graceless sugar spoon of defiled mammoth pee
You hard-favored spoon of pestilential white Wyandotte rheum
You horrid magazine of communicable chicken hawk piss
You unlikable bindle of scabietic sheep spit
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