Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You humiliating roaster of bilious badger night soil
You crude powder box of pneumonic malamute depositions
You unspeakable boiler of infective alligator ejaculation
You disagreeable bowl of maculate ricebird expulsion
You gargoylish tucker bag [Austral] of wanton Scottish blackface jakes
You execrable knapsack of encephalitic gnu goat flowers
You tyrannous basin of dyspeptic hanuman ca-ca
You terrible mussuk of innutritious thresher droppings
You ill-proportioned clothesbasket of ratty lion-tailed monkey discharge
You horrid dosser of leprous lapwing guano
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