Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You awkward schooper of malign robber fly leavings
You ill-proportioned seedcase of anemic rhinoceros ejaculation
You unspeakable Saratoga trunk of polluted field mouse sweat
You galling tea chest of beset shovelhead catfish effluent
You gross reticule of edematous ox flatus
You pestiferous locker box of rheumatic clumber spaniel holdovers
You sore paten of communicable aphid ca-ca
You wearisome jerrican of nephritic mountain goat ordure
You uglified vacuum bottle of unsalutary housefly spit
You abominable Boston bag of unwholesome elkhound dejecta
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