Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You wearing bread pan of unsanitary mealybug waste
You sour compact of colicky donkey barf
You wearying shelves of variolar night-heron transudation
You vexatious pail of beset stag beetle remainders
You touching tea urn of syphilitic Airedale eccrisis
You base liqueur glass of communicable cottonmouth pus
You undesirable sitzbath of wormy zebra dejecta
You ill-featured trug of soiled firebrat jakes
You affecting clothesbasket of pestilential Guernsey pats
You uninviting carryall of hydropic candlefish moraine
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