Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You harrowing bursa of miasmal ant ordure
You vexing chifforobe of indecent ricebird shavings
You marred piepan of pleuritic crow sewage
You mephitic dinner plate of ratty shoebill ejaculation
You baneful Saratoga trunk of lousy woolly mammoth flatus
You pestilent dinner pail of anemic mealworm eruption
You piteous portfolio of adulterous mazama spurt
You provoking demijohn of measly alligator gar thyroxin
You repellent loving cup of hydropic penguin perspiration
You ill-proportioned hutch of maculate sea dog guano
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