Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You contemptible tallboy of infected Irish terrier gas
You tiresome vanity case of bilious chigetai ordure
You heavy musette bag of scabietic stone curlew emission
You misshapen ventricle of destructive giant bass crap
You touching spider of pathological chipping sparrow smut
You dysphemistic duffel bag of plagued Welsh collie butts
You unendurable wineglass of miasmatic Belgian sheep dog shavings
You mournful bladder of dropsical beagle flops
You ill-shaped ostensorium of pneumonic otter coprolite
You graceless pillbox of unvirginal warthog dejecta
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