Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You graceless housewife of rheumatic wireworm crap
You hideous watering can of pocky wharf rat turd
You despicable beer glass of soiled Lincoln Red spittle
You aggravating ark of poisonous razorbill disgorgement
You misbegotten GI can of unvirginal oont [India] wind
You awkward cancelli of peccant Canada goose sweepings
You worrisome teacup of pedicular cockatiel depositions
You ignoble skep of virulent grampus droppings
You uninviting wire basket of scorbutic mammoth excretes
You ungraceful mug of rickety crustacean sinter
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