Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You bothering coffee urn of scorbutic zebra pats
You depressive stein of variolous puff adder guano
You sore pocket of tumorigenic caecilian rubbish
You distasteful caster of mortified tatou peba rags
You unbearable pillbox of ulcerated peccary dribble
You pestilential sugar bowl of cancerous Irish setter thyroxin
You malformed knapsack of impure mudfish remainders
You dysphemistic eggcup of colicky Turkish cat froth
You beautiless thermos of pathological lacewing scourings
You disturbing garbage can of innutritious croaker remains
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