Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You misshapen net of tumorous cobra de capello hormone
You crude wooden basket of variolous peewee burp
You provoking cardcase of diabetic prairie dog extravasation
You blemished mortarboard of teeming keeshond excretion
You unappealing cigarette case of miasmic blue fish dross
You shapeless bureau of unvirginal cushat [Scot] spurt
You unalluring satchel of wormy Shetland diaphoresis
You cacophonic cist of gouty pine mouse excretes
You repellent pottinger of abandoned fireworm moraine
You pathetic wastepaper basket of noxious swan grounds
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