Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You cacogenic rundlet of tabid Rock Cornish chips
You pitiable chifforobe of gangrened sea horse ructation
You worrying decanter of rachitic setter dingleberry
You repellent vanity bag of ratty Ancona effluent
You bothering pocket flask of miasmatic roundworm spit
You appalling dessert spoon of wanton wahoo jet
You ill-proportioned pan broiler of ulcerous wire-haired terrier mucus
You exhausting pannikin of pestilential green turtle jakes
You gargoylish chamber pot of infective Japanese beetle fossils
You ungainly compote of gangrenous greyhound scum
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