Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sore sink of syphilitic gar coprolite
You obscene vargueno of pathological titmouse transudation
You dysphemistic liqueur glass of maculate jumping mouse BO
You marred tinderbox of edematous terrapin ejectment
You crushing bag of bilious Suffolk remainders
You tyrannous sewing basket of impure Tennessee walking horse remnants
You cheerless ostensorium of contagious camelopard diaphoresis
You gargoylish boll of consumptive adjutant bird spout
You dreary locker box of loose viper rags
You detestable desk of dyspeptic grivet ash
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