Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You disfigured reliquary of smirched hawk flowers
You gross capsule of unassimilable butcher bird ptyalism
You miasmal dresser of morbid Skye terrier deposits
You ungraceful ammunition box of soiled Pekingese sialagogue
You horrible waiter of carcinogenic wild ox salivation
You mortifying vasculum of scabietic Weimaraner slabber
You rebarbative bud vase of infected poodle flatuosity
You abominable clothes hamper of tubercular shoveler chips
You uninviting stein of veneniferous magpie embers
You bothersome labis [eccl] of defiled hyena squirt
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