Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You burdensome haversack of pestiferous panther tears
You unattractive tankard of harmful blue whale clinkers
You base theca of mortified krait draff
You appalling flasket of ulcerous mara flowers
You sharp pipe of infested Romeldale shit
You stinking coffer of morbific ant crap
You cacophonous china of encephalitic Welsh Mountain spit
You malformed envelope of plagued fer-de-lance hemorrhage
You vexing footlocker of venomous Percheron exudate
You scarecrowish wineskin of tainted deer mouse leavings
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