Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You marred hamper of unsanitary firebrat flatus
You misshapen cedar chest of gouty Africander urine
You appalling holster of cancerous springbok ruins
You cacogenic slop pail of unclean ring-tailed cat exudate
You irritating puncheon of loose-moraled Bactrian camel perspiration
You depressive frail of malignant killdeer remnants
You ungainly saucer of paralytic petrel exudation
You pathetic stave basket of morbid white Plymouth Rock secretion
You sorrowful Canterbury of adulterous lantern fly clinkers
You ugly file folder of cankerous tarpon sialorrhea
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