Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You gross soup bowl of edematous rook ejaculation
You grim canister of gouty carp shavings
You afflicting bushel of scrofulous pine mouse scourings
You heartwounding basin of measly mandrill spout
You sad sideboard of besmirched sand martin dingleberry
You galling rummer of ulcerous kingfisher remainders
You revolting urn of carcinogenic magpie stubble
You uncomely sac of soiled bulldog mucus
You miasmal ashpan of insalubrious trumpeter sweepings
You repulsive calyx of destructive swan goose dejecta
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