Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You awful punch bowl of ratty bullhead evacuation
You ghastly satchel of destructive buffalo fish spit
You troublesome bandolier of pediculous lantern fish spew
You deformed Toby-jug of unwholesome titmouse sialagogue
You consuming cistern of rachitic brown bear purulence
You spoiled vitrine of malarial sea calf jet
You horrific can of apoplectic peafowl sweat
You wearisome file of illicit Basenji cinders
You unspeakable ashtray of tainted booby sialorrhea
You unpleasing rush basket of toxiferous iguana piss
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