Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You troublesome chest of drawers of colicky tench purulence
You heartwounding chest of toxicant horned rattlesnake holdovers
You horrid vial of anemic crow flow
You unsavory kibble of injurious rat terrier pus
You hateful trencher of virulent vesper sparrow dingleberry
You unaesthetic pillbox of pocky sea bream flatulence
You objectionable marsupium of rheumatic pill bug coprolith
You dire water butt of illicit turtle leftovers
You mortifying coal scuttle of infected guib slabber
You distressing patella of ravaged green turtle clinkers
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