Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You tragic cardcase of laryngitic Abyssinian cat sewerage
You unengaging crucible of foul shrew feces
You beastly air bladder of illicit canvasback smut
You unattractive finger bowl of loose-moraled horned viper puke
You shapeless ditty bag of envenomed miniature schnauzer belch
You contemptible drinking cup of venerate catamount sialorrhea
You execrable bail of cankerous apar slabber
You worrisome budget [dial] of miasmic coon cat [dial] salts
You onerous calyx of neuralgic shoveler waste
You revolting trug of variolous Syrian bear excrement
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