Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You affecting cabinet of miasmic Percheron gas
You bothering teapot of unwholesome okapi refuse
You atrocious nose bag of unhygenic anoa manure
You burdensome dipper of tabid lizard perspiration
You fulsome cruet of wormy yellowbird rubbish
You piteous highball glass of poisonous burbot feculence
You inelegant eggcup of colicky giraffe flatuosity
You wearying cruse of unhealthy pigeon hawk stubble
You unappeteizing skep of ravaged capelin slaver
You overburdensome escritoire of beset cutlass fish flowers
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