Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ill-made skillet of bilious wildcat shit
You frightful traveling bag of luetic hoot owl drool
You nasty chamber pot of pleuritic borer ash
You dismal clothespress of smirched dark Cornish offscourings
You disconcerting vase of leprous Italian greyhound expulsion
You vile goblet of poisonous Old English sheep dog shavings
You unenjoyable hope chest of venerate affenpinscher guano
You woebegone pocket flask of dyspeptic chaffinch ordure
You dolorific flowerpot of pocky sambar survivals
You blemished can of indecent smelt turd
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