Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrid sitzbath of unassimilable fruit-tree bark beetle elimination
You sore holdall of morbific Chester White sweat
You dismal tassie [Brit] of freeloving Clydesdale terrier discharge
You repugnant wooden basket of gouty papagallo precipitations
You moving watering can of lousy yellowthroat shit
You provoking liqueur glass of hypertensive flying lemur thyroxin
You baneful tobacco pouch of arthritic Barred Plymouth Rock flow
You irksome casket of toxicant buffalo guano
You aggravating rucksack of diseased Irish wolfhound egestion
You ill-favored drawer of neuritic flamingo scum
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