Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You troublesome bag of noisome okapi excretes
You pestilent wicker basket of injurious tobacco worm turd
You tragic ostensorium of epileptic ass settlings
You afflictive shelf of ulcerated butcher bird dregs
You woebegone dinner plate of tabid cliff swallow remainders
You grievous tucker bag [Austral] of unassimilable Cotswold autacoid
You overburdensome buffet of smirched rat terrier sediment
You unalluring housewife of cancerous jaguarundi flatus
You disconcerting teaspoon of cankered deer tiger barf
You monstrous catchall of beset gadfly ejectment
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