Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ghastly rush basket of grubby blackbird purulence
You unpleasing compote of ulcerous English setter flatulence
You ill-looking billy of unhealthy wolf evacuation
You vexing caddie bag of smirched flying squirrel guano
You uninviting udder of veneniferous mouflon ends
You unhandsome vial of infected Rambouillet sewerage
You plaguey trough of infectious Wyandotte regurgitation
You ill-featured drawer of venenous alligator spittle
You frightful cancelli of carcinogenic earworm secretion
You disagreeable loculus of unhealthful pilchard excrement
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