Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You touching flowerpot of veneniferous Sussex spaniel manure
You humiliating beer glass of podagric dromedary spew
You unbearable teaspoon of cancerous viper regurgitation
You grotesque sea bag of sullied gemsbok slag
You disagreeable dipper of rachitic pug slaver
You saddening musk bag of cankerous dragon droppings
You uglified carboy of ravaged New Hampshire red cinders
You dismaying air bladder of poisonous stone curlew spittle
You sad eggcup of anemic water dog smut
You nauseating coffin of rickety triggerfish feces
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