Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You shapeless marsupium of neuralgic field spaniel heaves
You unbeauteous jeroboam of grubby Cornish slabber
You galling letter file of cankered porcupine wind
You miasmic file folder of pleuritic onager snot
You sour bucket of encephalitic bison embers
You sharp money box of malignant shad fly settlings
You horrific powder box of abandoned wood rat mucus
You dolorific cistern of infested Scottish deerhound eccrisis
You ungraceful ventricle of dropsical condor smut
You noxious coffeepot of wormy glass snake crap
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