Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You joyless carpetbag of poisonous sting ray expectoration
You foul wineglass of morbific burro excretion
You unattractive double boiler of miasmic house finch wind
You insufferable traveling bag of podagric beetle effluent
You unbeauteous compact of miasmal French coach horse sewage
You terrible decanter of innutritious gazelle secretion
You harrowing phial of loose-moraled dung beetle thyroxin
You malformed stewpan of pedicular Old English sheep dog orts
You tormenting labis [eccl] of apoplectic white Orpington flatulence
You depressive sea bag of harmful whalebone whale heaves
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