Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unalluring boll of diseased crow clinkers
You repugnant lowboy of maculate owl vomit
You unaesthetic bunker of poisonous crustacean feculence
You ungraced highball glass of incontinent cachalot jakes
You uncomely clothesbasket of measly towhee ejectment
You bothersome boodle bag of freeloving rat terrier flatus
You shocking vesicle of mortified meadow lark offscourings
You beautiless trug of scabietic hyrax dribble
You unsightly bin of contaminated horse ca-ca
You baneful cone of infected cottontail rabbit exudate
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