Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You consuming beer glass of ravaged Leicester ruins
You untasteful tote bag of venomous thresher cinders
You galling pail of unsanitary flying gurnard spit
You oppressive hutch of unchaste roadrunner scoria
You mortifying billy of loose-moraled gibbon coprolith
You unlovely bathtub of diabetic razorbill flatulence
You repugnant piepan of gouty auklet vestiges
You misproportioned davenport of unassimilable archerfish secretion
You mephitic kitchen boiler of peccant tautog chips
You worrisome palette of venenous Virginia deer drool
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