Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heavy musette bag of infective drill rumps
You hideous legume of paralytic jackdaw feces
You mortifying chiffonier of miasmal New Hampshire red slag
You distressful barrel of tabetic German wire-haired pointer belch
You repellent highball glass of lousy tree shrew spew
You ill-proportioned monstrance of ulcerous horntail emesis
You beastly soup bowl of carcinogenic skunk bear salts
You grotesque trough of smirched Cotswold ends
You obscene sink of rickety komondor ejecta
You plaguing tankard of veneniferous whippet extravasation
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