Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You deformed bursa of poisonous adjutant bird soot
You dysphemistic canteen of virulent basking shark ejection
You obnoxious spittoon of adulterous pheasant crap
You unaesthetic reliquary of toxical jungle fowl ructation
You hard-featured overnight bag of indigestible syrphus fly saliva
You execrable sauce boat of infested water dog dejecta
You teratic finger bowl of infective mudfish rags
You fetid credenza of besmirched jaguar spittle
You ill-proportioned blister of rheumatic mole cricket vomit
You shapeless pannier of insanitary grackle debris
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