Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrific bladder of apoplectic Labrador retriever remains
You irritating pipkin of destructive St. Bernard residue
You ugly whatnot of tumorigenic poodle barf
You terrible coffer of abandoned sea perch squirt
You detestable vesicle of poisonous iguana flatus
You untasteful coffin of pocky Rhode Island red vomit
You base hot-water bottle of hydropic Narragansett pacer night soil
You depressive boot of unclean blackcap pats
You plaguey housewife of pestilential fisher dregs
You oppressive follicle of pneumonic sea turtle perspiration
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