Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You nasty tub of malign king snake gas
You abhorrent socket of infective Angora goat spurt
You vile caster of envenomed nutria ejection
You unengaging dish of scrofulous Russell's viper rumps
You lamentable vase of insalubrious hog silt
You unappealing trough of ulcerated kangaroo mouse evacuation
You painful brazier of malignant Groenendael emission
You troubling ammunition box of malarial Marco Polo's sheep jakes
You sickening sink of poisoned buzzard sialagogue
You dolorous press of toxiferous Welsh corgi salivation
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