Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You scarecrowish footlocker of infectious sergeant fish exudation
You fetid caisson of loose hound leavings
You horrible canteen of unhealthy whistler emission
You hard-featured eggcup of hypertensive Berkshire extravasation
You sickening bassinet of scorbutic hornet froth
You grim-faced chest of pocky lamprey ordure
You graceless folio of septic dogfish flowers
You plaguing tucker bag [Austral] of pestiferous shipworm rubbish
You nauseating tobacco pouch of tabid English sparrow ejectamenta
You execrable poke of morbid grackle feces
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