Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You blotted secretary of tabid jaguarundi remnants
You unenjoyable punnet of impure mud hen manure
You ill-made eggcup of unclean Cairn terrier lacrimation
You disfigured brazier of tabetic roadrunner exudation
You frightful vacuum bottle of unvirginal weaverbird mucus
You plaguing desk of insalubrious fruit fly barf
You unpalatable sarcophagus of lousy Virginia deer belch
You disagreeable knapsack of abandoned pig spew
You evil-looking caldron of communicable white fox butts
You horrifying brandy snifter of unhealthy Sunapee trout eruption
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