Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grim-visaged shot glass of pocky onager shavings
You dolorific highball glass of bilious moray eel belch
You graceless pocketbook of neuritic ox sialagogue
You grisly casserole of freeloving Groenendael flowers
You vile pan broiler of beset alligator snapper dross
You regrettable net of unsalutary screech owl flow
You cacogenic kibble of consumptive sucker pee
You dislikable reliquary of indecent golden retriever puke
You base monstrance of malign anaconda offscourings
You hard-featured hipflask of insanitary Indian buffalo stool
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