Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sad drawer of infested schnauzer slag
You teasing traveling bag of sullied woolly mammoth survivals
You tragic shovel of dropsical foumart ruins
You disgusting spade of pediculous willet extrusion
You terrible brandy snifter of unhealthful Devon scourings
You loathsome skillet of scorbutic pocket rat turd
You bothersome pod of pedicular baleen whale coprolite
You objectionable capsule of neuralgic garganey fart
You pestering gripsack of gangrened brush deer discharge
You hard-favored flower bowl of venomous buffalo bug rumps
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