Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You disturbing udder of abandoned coon cat [dial] feculence
You unhandsome spade of tubercular tope saliva
You agonizing blackjack of besmirched weasel heaves
You evil-favored closet of venerate Lepisma droppings
You importunate milk pail of septic tarpan pus
You hard-featured patella of infective tayra snot
You poignant clothesbasket of polluted wildcat butts
You intolerable punch bowl of adulterous saddle horse ejecta
You joyless carboy of indigestible coypu sediment
You heartwounding spoon of malignant Percheron odds and ends
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