Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ungraced crib of beset antelope deposits
You ill-looking carafe of indecent camel dregs
You sour sheath of venenous stoat tears
You desolating autoclave of consumptive dugong feculence
You unbeautiful splint basket of unchaste parakeet scraps
You bleak double boiler of impure robber fly sewerage
You revolting sack of grubby Lhasa apso vomit
You pestiferous file of neuralgic glass snake urine
You nauseating spittoon of miasmic musk-ox coprolite
You mephitic blackjack of envenomed Arctic hare rubbish
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