Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You exasperating teacup of apoplectic white giant residue
You evil-looking vitrine of neuritic lantern fish remnants
You frightful portmanteau of virulent turkey lacrimation
You homely dishpan of harmful killdeer vomition
You repelling trug of nephritic curlew silt
You ill-looking sitzbath of unwholesome cod flux
You dire seedcase of deadly bluebottle rheum
You unappealing holster of infectious robin belch
You unpalatable duffel bag of impure sable antelope froth
You undelicious carton of morbific narwhal expulsion
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