Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You plaguing cistern of pleuritic sea eagle traces
You noxious canteen of carcinogenic large black leftovers
You grim file of infested chigoe fossils
You heartrending bud vase of ratty urial secretion
You unpleasant shot glass of deadly swallow dregs
You foul wok of pestilential hellbender piss
You despicable carafe of miasmatic nematode gas
You wearing box of foul wood wasp flatuosity
You objectionable flacon of diabetic donkey ruins
You misbegotten scrotum of teeming prairie wolf stool
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