Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You insufferable horn of maculate dingo extravasation
You evil-favored piepan of tabetic adjutant bird scum
You deplorable trowel of colicky goldfish ash
You pestiferous desk of noisome Sussex diaphoresis
You sore dispatch box of foul Belted Galloway pats
You agonizing kilderkin of podagric Pallas's cat egesta
You untasteful coffin of besmirched blue fish flowers
You crushing mussuk of ravaged horntail sewerage
You vile wineglass of infective newt flatuosity
You grinding bud vase of unhealthy lacewing spout
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