Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rueful tun of epileptic cisco flatus
You noxious tote bag of gouty goat detritus
You hateful splint basket of variolar bee fly ejecta
You unsightly cage of venenous jackass urine
You plaguey clothesbasket of foul spectacled cobra survivals
You weighty lota of wanton chamois dejecta
You contemptible patella of unhealthful tench soot
You sad tea chest of podagric walrus slag
You homely dish of peccant chinchilla salts
You blemished teaspoon of septic sika slobber
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