Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unspeakable highball glass of illicit tsetse fly spittle
You stinking trough of scorbutic meadow mouse flux
You grim creel of measly scaup duck flatulence
You dislikable hipflask of pedicular peludo eructation
You mortifying tin can of variolous firebrat excretion
You plaguesome piepan of freeloving locust dregs
You ignoble scoop of besmirched Norfolk spaniel exudate
You replusive wire basket of mortified Langshan jet
You offensive cone of pathological catfish urine
You irritating tableware of pocky butterfly crap
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