Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You oppressive musette bag of toxical botfly regurgitation
You bothersome sink of cancerous walkingstick waste
You dreary holdall of destructive loggerhead slaver
You unpalatable kettle of virulent cockatiel expectoration
You sharp skippet of venenous chewink chaff
You unsightly chiffonier of debauched flying squirrel eruption
You defaced tea urn of besmirched blackfish ejecta
You noxious bidet of indecent barn swallow expulsion
You ghastly scyphus of injurious beluga disgorgement
You rebarbative fifth of tumorous red deer eccrisis
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