Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rebarbative tassie [Brit] of ulcerated macaw extrusion
You crude washtub of morbific bluebottle moraine
You execrable billfold of consumptive garter snake grounds
You uncomely fistula of syphilitic canvasback secretion
You ill-favored cage of rheumatic sparrow excretes
You unlikable cake pan of miasmal gnu goat crap
You unshapely blackjack of incontinent flying fox droppings
You awful locker of podagric Siberian husky chips
You graceless caisson of injurious jennet rags
You tormenting jardiniere of infected catfish piss
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