Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heartwounding goblet of infective viper sinter
You ignoble saucer of encephalitic Percheron evacuation
You unalluring pillbox of impure Belgian sheep dog voidance
You undelicious rack of envenomed clumber spaniel spittle
You plaguing letter file of ravaged Audubon's warbler transudation
You ill-featured carryall of miasmatic cougar piddle
You crushing pocketcase of indecent black fox flatulence
You uncomely tyg of plagued roe ends
You deplorable pericarp of malign mountain lion depositions
You sorrowful gourd of teeming genet thyroxin
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