Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You painful jug of luetic prairie wolf excreta
You deformed housewife of insanitary tarpan heaves
You ill-made basin of toxicant skunk flux
You undelectable Saratoga trunk of wanton krait ash
You vexatious silique of pocky bandicoot urine
You odious magazine of diabetic tit survivals
You grim-visaged labis [eccl] of infective speckled trout jet
You hateful glass of miasmal crustacean foam
You unsavory pericarp of venerate billbug spew
You tormenting crane of polluted tern ructation
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