Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pathetic jardiniere of apoplectic black bass sewage
You ill-made air bladder of unsanitary Sunapee trout eructation
You uninviting rummer of lousy aoudad traces
You plaguey tablespoon of pestiferous Appaloosa urine
You unbearable frail of allergic gnatcatcher heaves
You mournful teakettle of teeming kuvasz sialagogue
You cheerless creamer of sullied shovelhead shark rags
You fetid Toby-jug of scrofulous milk snake drivel
You hideous goblet of adulterous hornet silt
You bitter musk bag of noxious basset exudate
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