Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You exasperating garbage can of infested lemming filings
You ill-made tea urn of hypertensive flicker scum
You crushing crucible of pocky Irish terrier sialorrhea
You oppressive gourd of neuralgic miller precipitations
You unsightly bunker of rachitic Great Dane flatus
You exhausting dessert spoon of freeloving midge night soil
You woeful carton of consumptive puffin diaphoresis
You irritating kibble of miasmatic dugong BO
You ill-favored salver of wanton thornback ray chaff
You uncomfortable piepan of encephalitic turtledove salts
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