Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You agonizing slop pail of dropsical kiwi residue
You painful saccus of noxious flying gurnard debris
You poignant golf bag of noisome mastiff clinkers
You plaguing pocketbook of foul auklet guano
You humiliating coal scuttle of contaminated German shepherd pats
You frightful posnet of maculate Dexter ejectamenta
You hard-featured cyathus of tainted wood mouse slabber
You dire urn of bilious Australorp cinders
You unaesthetic tureen of malarial beetle flux
You unpleasing patella of chlorotic Kerry blue terrier excrement
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