Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dreary schooner of poisonous rabbit bandicoot alluvia
You vexing compact of toxical basilisk soot
You graceless tin can of phthisic piranha excretion
You unsightly basin of hydropic goat ejection
You dolorous pony of venerate triggerfish perspiration
You sore footlocker of peccant chipmunk manure
You regrettable washbasket of morbific redbird sialagogue
You detestable marsupium of incontinent horned viper gas
You embarrassing cake pan of malignant pangolin waste
You disgusting hatbox of smirched cowbird leftovers
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