Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You mephitic cuspidor of unsalutary shovelhead shark scraps
You ill-proportioned billy of adulterous sable antelope turd
You sad breaker of miasmic bush baby effusion
You sharp jug of unsanitary anole sinter
You hateful pocket of noisome trematode sewerage
You grievous cigarette case of unassimilable Belgian hare husks
You humiliating pouch of morbific ocelot soot
You unbeauteous slop pail of sullied black cat snot
You untasteful flower basket of consumptive chimpanzee extravasation
You wearisome creamer of tubercular muskrat droppings
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