Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You vexatious bundle of ulcerated spectacled cobra autacoid
You depressing scrotum of miasmatic cottontail rabbit remainders
You tiresome coffer of allergic Alsatian defecation
You ill-favored chest of abandoned wood rat piddle
You dismaying magazine of unsalutary seal offscourings
You undelicious sugar bowl of neuralgic argali rubbish
You mournful kitchen cabinet of morbific brown thrasher ejectment
You monstrous teaspoon of hydropic mantis elimination
You obscene bandbox of poisonous jackrabbit purulence
You awful corbeil [archit] of anemic harlequin snake burp
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