Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You fetid gunny of contaminated white Plymouth Rock flatus
You unappealing portfolio of sullied Japanese beetle sweat
You woeful game bag of envenomed beaver leftovers
You unspeakable vanity case of unclean Rex cat dribble
You heavy pocketcase of encephalitic coon stumps
You painful saccus of paralytic falcon dung
You atrocious cyst of gangrenous squash bug flow
You vile beer glass of infectious moose semen
You woebegone clothespress of phthisic titlark deposits
You racking flasket of pneumonic slow-worm perspiration
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