Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You poignant beer glass of cankerous albacore sialorrhea
You disturbing schooner of unwholesome herring excreta
You shapeless teapot of indecent kite hemorrhage
You noisome casserole of palsied grunt deposits
You uncomfortable phial of dyspeptic Polled Durham salivation
You dreary cream pitcher of poisoned marmoset turd
You ill-shaped pan broiler of infested sucker settlings
You pitiable scuttle of illicit siskin salts
You hard-visaged washbasket of phthisic lapin moraine
You uncomely horn of venenous blackhead Persian scraps
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