Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You fulsome flower bowl of bilious planarian eccrisis
You frightful chest of communicable barbet gas
You distressful carton of venenous tarpon purulence
You horrific haversack of gangrenous blackhead Persian crap
You despicable cruet of impure hackney pony draff
You tyrannous diplomatic pouch of tainted drum precipitates
You provoking sitzbath of toxicant teal foam
You base pack sack of infective Thian Shan sheep sweepings
You excruciating teacup of cankered hartebeest sialagogue
You wearing pocketcase of mortified water snake chips
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