Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You intolerable sideboard of communicable oquassa crap
You harsh tankard of rickety brant dingleberry
You unengaging hod of dyspeptic devilfish fossils
You fulsome chest of miasmic brush wolf wind
You ill-featured knapsack of pocky newt ordure
You mournful drum of abandoned panther ejaculation
You comfortless creamer of insalubrious trumpeter vomit
You sore Saratoga trunk of colicky albacore transudation
You unlovely money box of pneumonic spoonbill flux
You terrible socket of toxical giant schnauzer shavings
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