Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dire file folder of phthisic cayman chips
You crude sinus of abandoned angel fish ruins
You uglified drinking horn of incontinent stilt manure
You noxious caldron of encephalitic box turtle lacrimation
You comfortless jar of envenomed devilfish egestion
You disfigured salver of rickety musk-ox ejectamenta
You hard-featured highball glass of noxious sika barf
You bothersome bedroll of toxic Romney alluvia
You scarecrowish vargueno of anemic siren cinders
You plaguing cist of unhealthful affenpinscher ordure
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