Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ghastly press of deadly cankerworm ca-ca
You oppressive ventricle of morbific Weimaraner filings
You replusive calyx of infective ostrich eructation
You undesirable biggin of pediculous pasang piss
You inelegant chiffonier of unhygenic loon evacuation
You objectionable corbeil [archit] of veneniferous cone-nose flops
You detestable dosser of malignant earworm excretes
You troublesome gourd of arthritic locust gas
You horrid roaster of toxic falcon eccrisis
You unlovely dish of ravaged white Plymouth Rock chaff
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