Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unpretty salver of pocky kiang slobber
You hard-visaged sinus of smirched ruffed grouse hormone
You dysphemistic garbage can of cankered wood rat snot
You stinking flacon of peccant springbok piss
You shapeless amnion of poisoned Welsh thyroxin
You disagreeable gallipot of pestiferous argusfish survivals
You execrable pocket flask of toxic polar bear traces
You hard-featured packing box of tabid parakeet relics
You objectionable kitchen boiler of palsied whiting slag
You grim punch bowl of ulcerated Scottish deerhound spit
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