Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unpretty cist of palsied shovelhead catfish orts
You shapeless mussuk of gangrened carabao thyroxin
You despicable hot-water bottle of pathological greylag goose eructation
You unalluring keg of malign grunt remainders
You repulsive labis [eccl] of syphilitic burbot dingleberry
You malodorous shelves of innutritious Landrace spittle
You defaced chest of drawers of toxical Rock crap
You horrendous vitrine of infected chickaree vomition
You horrifying spoon of miasmal nilgai relics
You uncomfortable sewing basket of sullied Romney flowers
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