Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You joyless pocket flask of venerate otterhound jakes
You awkward bud vase of injurious Pallas's cat piddle
You unattractive sleeping bag of dropsical lion-tailed monkey burp
You painful waiter of miasmal cutthroat trout sweepings
You nasty closet of ratty West Highland white terrier parings
You dysphemized attache´ case of toxic tree frog ejecta
You loathsome highball glass of indecent opossum excreta
You heartsickening musk bag of noisome bookworm saliva
You dismaying kit of tabid chimney swift discharge
You terrible breaker of infectious Plymouth spittle
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