Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You uninviting pitcher of ravaged Audubon's warbler draff
You tyrannous kitchen cabinet of scorbutic bandicoot flow
You unbeauteous overnight bag of ulcerous junco alluvia
You unbearable rucksack of wanton brown thrasher urine
You undelicious satchel of ulcerated dog hemorrhage
You sharp footlocker of unhealthy catfish sewerage
You evil-favored stein of besmirched Dorset Down thyroxin
You noisome sleeping bag of rickety tobacco worm froth
You repellent cell of diabetic auk dejecta
You uncomely seedcase of malign redbird detritus
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