Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You inelegant haversack of chlorotic bullfinch jakes
You piteous teapot of contaminated Norwich terrier thyroxin
You grim-faced boiler of infested cow autacoid
You dysphemized pocket flask of toxiferous white giant feculence
You distressful breaker of luetic griffon extrusion
You harassing punnet of innutritious hawk owl saliva
You disfigured blister of infectious scup belch
You provoking posnet of scorbutic fruit fly flux
You bothersome overnight bag of unwholesome Devon snot
You unlikable bedroll of bilious Yorkshire terrier odds and ends
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