Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sour duffel bag of epileptic aye-aye shavings
You revolting patella of bilious dinosaur leftovers
You burdensome punnet of harmful gallinule holdovers
You unshapely scuttle of teeming tarpon excretes
You malodorous soupspoon of veneniferous krait ejaculation
You noisome vargueno of peccant housefly eruption
You harsh teapot of malarial octopus turd
You sad jar of measly mayfly ptyalism
You afflicting capsule of lousy stump-tailed lizard effusion
You deformed billy of edematous zebra residue
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