Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unlovely tablespoon of insanitary fool duck scraps
You torturous valise of indecent Rocky Mountain goat slaver
You ignoble matchbox of tumorigenic mongoose piss
You distressful filing box of communicable Airedale puke
You horrific ditty bag of infective salmon trout parings
You repellent wire basket of deadly red grouse dejecta
You revolting paten of insalubrious beluga squirt
You ill-looking moneybag of podagric grison BO
You consuming rack of infectious myna flow
You intolerable vanity case of veneniferous skink relics
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