Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrible dishpan of infective Surinam toad thyroxin
You heavy snuffbox of innutritious black snake scraps
You evil-looking cereal bowl of morbid echidna eccrisis
You ill-made kettle of tabetic sand martin wind
You misbegotten teakettle of defiled midge shit
You replusive boot of malign spoonbill disgorgement
You uglified vial of septic Andalusian droppings
You tyrannous ashpan of phthisic genet purulence
You affecting sideboard of deadly pollack spit
You wearisome air sac of infected rock squirrel excretes
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