Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unpleasant punnet of ulcerous muntjac guano
You abhorrent oil can of poisoned beaver pus
You tyrannous pottinger of unhealthy egret stool
You vexatious schooper of unwholesome ruffed grouse lacrimation
You pestilent pericarp of injurious teredo slag
You plaguesome bandbox of debauched sea mew shit
You discomforting wooden basket of unchaste flame tetra effluent
You importunate bail of tabid borer holdovers
You unhandsome water butt of edematous saber-toothed tiger sperm
You evil-looking hod of luetic gnu chaff
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