Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You blemished chest of rheumatic brown bear night soil
You sharp cabinet of smirched red-headed woodpecker ejection
You gross roaster of podagric channel bass spittle
You dolorogenic cereal bowl of malignant greylag goose filings
You bothering kit bag of pediculous pocket mouse slaver
You woebegone double boiler of consumptive filefish perspiration
You graceless biggin of gangrenous argala scum
You racking keg of gangrened chickadee sediment
You dismaying tableware of innutritious whalebone whale flux
You cheerless packet of lousy staghound rubbish
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