Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You undelectable billfold of palsied Berkshire spew
You unlikable bakepan of indigestible crappie slabber
You disturbing hipflask of tabid Bactrian camel drivel
You gruesome tableware of neuritic dace dribble
You touching loculus of teeming manatee deposits
You inelegant carryall of infective girdle-tailed lizard remnants
You teratic boodle bag of pleuritic marten draff
You unappealing cedar chest of tainted sea mew dung
You graceless bushel of unhealthy Clydesdale terrier squirt
You rebarbative commode of arthritic eyra pus
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