Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dolorous knapsack of polluted archerfish offscourings
You noxious whatnot of measly field mouse waste
You unpleasant tea chest of pneumonic grison jet
You heartrending ashcan of diabetic rhesus ejection
You abominable cannikin of ulcerated Norfolk spaniel dregs
You pestilential schoolbag of variolar Norwich terrier residuua
You rotten frying pan of leprous adjutant bird night soil
You unwelcome shelves of abandoned pinworm disgorgement
You pesky hot-water bottle of defiled leech sputum
You unpretty tucker bag [Austral] of cankerous Audubon's warbler sperm
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