Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You irritating liqueur glass of miasmic Briard feculence
You crude bushel of besmirched saiga vestiges
You dislikable rack of neuritic menhaden settlings
You dysphemized tassie [Brit] of unsanitary wildebeest scourings
You joyless wok of diseased teal spurt
You untasteful reticule of epileptic blackcap holdovers
You hateful powder box of veneniferous kinglet dingleberry
You ill-shaped patella of plagued fer-de-lance barf
You harsh autoclave of septic chigoe spit
You vile bleb of scrofulous goldfinch odds and ends
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