Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You inelegant hutch of loose-moraled pollack regurgitation
You afflicting mortarboard of leprous mourning dove cinders
You pesky spoon of arthritic caracal rheum
You wearisome envelope of neuralgic goldeneye jet
You ill-featured ashpan of measly Africander ptyalism
You saddening bushel of injurious imperial mammoth emesis
You troublesome teacup of lousy Andalusian silt
You awful cist of diseased angwantibo perspiration
You distasteful posnet of morbific Siamese cat residuua
You appalling blackjack of septic whitefish sediment
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