Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You depressing rucksack of malign zebra foam
You disagreeable scrotum of measly coon coprolite
You contemptible tumbler of chlorotic dobson fly crap
You rotten vial of unclean mammoth salts
You hard-featured dipper of scrofulous phalanger squirt
You repugnant coffer of venenous mako shark guano
You sickening bureau of besmirched karakul ordure
You pestilent finger bowl of nephritic Kodiak bear shavings
You unshapely bowl of infected groundhog sewage
You offensive cell of wanton shepherd dog moraine
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