Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrifying calabash of neuritic Rhode Island white hormone
You disfigured cigarette case of harmful black Minorca emission
You odious chest of drawers of variolous spectacled cobra squirt
You abominable can of veneniferous Barbary horse rubbish
You gruesome phial of pocky bull mastiff expectoration
You ill-shaped gunny of loose blue fish spurt
You execrable vanity bag of sullied broadtail dung
You pathetic sleeping bag of diabetic Santa Gertrudis grounds
You foul bassinet of luetic porcupine flatulence
You grim caldron of cancerous white giant embers
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