Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You harrowing wicker basket of adulterous Targhee semen
You consuming sauce boat of pathogenic bush wren expectoration
You vile rack of miasmic redpoll eruption
You pestilential crock of ulcerated grasshopper mouse feculence
You sickening satchel of contagious siamang debris
You evil-favored lowboy of envenomed owl pus
You repugnant powder box of tabid Landrace flatulence
You harassing kit of pestiferous standardbred spew
You bleak sitzbath of dyspeptic lemming scourings
You nauseating pocket flask of communicable Dutch Belted residue
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