Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ill-featured rucksack of tabid mouflon stubble
You sad ashtray of scorbutic cutthroat trout fossils
You spoiled flower bowl of unhealthful Arctic fox dung
You woebegone wallet of miasmal redfin spout
You tiresome file folder of unhealthy Shetland sheep dog turd
You intolerable e´tui of toxical capuchin dribble
You deformed capsule of unvirginal weasel slabber
You afflictive dresser of tubercular Weimaraner hormone
You dreadful bowl of freeloving Japanese spaniel purulence
You sickening skippet of diseased hanuman lacrimation
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