Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You afflicting pouch of communicable loris foam
You misbegotten caddie bag of infested zeuglodon scoria
You irking marsupium of ulcerated saber-toothed tiger sewerage
You grim air sac of measly hawksbill turtle precipitates
You unengaging tray of dropsical black Sumatra filings
You bothering kilderkin of unclean polar bear slaver
You disagreeable pocket of paralytic sandpiper pats
You disgusting spider of bilious cat grounds
You defaced beer glass of edematous tautog effusion
You atrocious desk of plagued West Highland spit
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