Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You obnoxious reliquary of allergic Turkish cat exudation
You misbegotten skep of venomous boarhound ejecta
You worrying glasses of foul bobolink expulsion
You depressing traveling bag of ratty Bactrian camel excretes
You teratic bakepan of pathological Cleveland Bay soot
You afflictive calyx of veneniferous filefish piddle
You offensive trough of communicable gnat orts
You woeful paten of malignant wild ass burp
You poignant dustpan of measly sulfur-bottom whale vomit
You ill-made washbasket of miasmal buzzard sperm
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