Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hideous stomach of unassimilable bear emesis
You heartbreaking water butt of palsied Wyandotte eructation
You touching washbasket of variolar Hereford odds and ends
You hard-visaged flask of gouty matamata flowers
You beautiless boot of tainted zeuglodon elimination
You dreadful flagon of plagued tobacco worm flatulence
You evil-looking watering can of toxicant snowshoe rabbit waste
You nasty shelf of wormy Canada goose belch
You appalling wooden basket of unsanitary ant bear stool
You poignant mazer of edematous musk deer slabber
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