Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You discomforting canister of loose puli slabber
You ignoble kilderkin of miasmal doctor fish clinkers
You shocking bag of unchaste grizzly bear odds and ends
You deformed bundle of infested Plymouth feculence
You woeful watering can of toxic woodcock vomition
You grim coffin of cankered zoril parings
You dismal bandolier of pneumonic Welsh pony flux
You hard-featured catchall of abandoned tarpon jet
You depressive fruit basket of miasmic lemming embers
You piteous ark of incontinent retriever spew
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