Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You insufferable highball glass of phthisic hummingbird evacuation
You dolorous seedcase of unchaste frigate bird heaves
You execrable wardrobe of infective roundworm saliva
You unappeteizing crane of septic triggerfish mucus
You replusive rucksack of infested weaverbird fart
You unendurable brazier of tabid bear extravasation
You heavy portfolio of unwholesome chevrotain spew
You weighty cigarette case of apoplectic Narragansett pacer vestiges
You ghastly file of pestiferous cheetah filings
You heartsickening sugar bowl of teeming camelopard dingleberry
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