Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You painful pack sack of miasmal margay coprolith
You exhausting duffel bag of debauched schipperke silt
You teasing coffee urn of lousy loon slag
You plaguey crib of pediculous Africander pats
You dolorous air bladder of measly Barbary horse depositions
You objectionable cardcase of podagric hawkmoth vomition
You dislikable gunny of tabid stoat puke
You hateful mortarboard of cancerous cat ca-ca
You offensive tassie [Brit] of ulcerous pocket mouse deposits
You beastly portmanteau of malarial kaama [Africa] spit
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