Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You afflictive jigger of gouty sea gull pee
You odious mortarboard of scorbutic giant schnauzer sialorrhea
You aggravating matchbox of freeloving redfin holdovers
You ungraceful caldron of adulterous thunder snake salts
You appalling ewer of communicable tree shrew secretion
You despicable scrip [archaic] of dropsical American water spaniel ejaculation
You grim money box of venenous gemsbok night soil
You horrid e´tui of pathological barn door skate vestiges
You afflicting slop pail of laryngitic giraffe droppings
You gargoylish dinner plate of ulcerated Havana brown cat ptyalism
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