Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You obscene punch bowl of laryngitic anthropoid ape egestion
You wearing haversack of communicable buffalo purulence
You spoiled bucket of peccant Tamworth chips
You exhausting Toby-jug of scorbutic brown thrasher stumps
You dolorous china of ravaged milk snake slabber
You malformed portmanteau of gangrened kite diaphoresis
You noxious tankard of infectious snowshoe rabbit moraine
You ill-favored reticule of contaminated cachalotXCaffre cat secretion
You distasteful fruit basket of nephritic water spaniel piss
You unlovely firkin of contagious jerboa dingleberry
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