Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You revolting goblet of infective bear ends
You dysphemistic sarcophagus of tubercular sow bug tears
You afflictive scuttle of unsalutary Rhode Island red fart
You uncomely duffel bag of poisoned pigeon deposits
You mortifying flagon of scabietic tomato worm ejection
You harrowing pillbox of besmirched horn fly spit
You gruesome tinderbox of beset white wolf detritus
You piteous filing box of ravaged leech excrement
You dismal gunny of unclean cliff swallow shit
You unhandsome attache´ case of unassimilable deer tiger dung
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