Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You cacophonic pocket flask of scorbutic armyworm autacoid
You irking vial of unhealthful cow extrusion
You unlikable boot of chlorotic wahoo heaves
You noxious bundle of pathological punkie dejecta
You beautiless gallbladder of leprous agama ca-ca
You dolorific tea urn of infested skate stubble
You obnoxious gripsack of poisoned caecilian shit
You horrible coffee urn of sullied colobus urine
You ungraceful holster of illicit Arabian ejection
You foul mazer of communicable rabbitfish effluent
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