Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You loathsome terrine of plagued woolly mammoth depositions
You poignant dresser of unchaste English bulldog scum
You unattractive buffet of toxicant osprey excretes
You provoking punch bowl of sullied spitz egesta
You importunate fruit basket of podagric rose beetle barf
You beautiless boot of teeming miniature schnauzer butts
You dreary dipper of illicit Bedlington terrier alluvia
You evil-favored potty of toxiferous swan goose manure
You malformed sacculus of hypertensive mute swan excreta
You distressful beer glass of ulcerated daboia extrusion
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