Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You woebegone sewing basket of morbific Pekingese sewage
You woeful sugar spoon of encephalitic swan goose rags
You contemptible closet of cankered asp sweepings
You vile kilderkin of allergic orangutan flux
You teasing flagon of epileptic Waler spit
You shocking backpack of deadly Italian greyhound ends
You mournful vat of diseased gnu ejectamenta
You repugnant lota of apoplectic German wire-haired pointer residue
You obnoxious pannier of phthisic woodpecker coprolite
You cheerless tureen of malignant dobson fly ejaculation
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