Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You wearisome brazier of debauched banteng perspiration
You pesky filing box of morbid giant ground sloth sperm
You disturbing trash can of miasmatic ring-tailed cat mucus
You odious saucepan of polluted English bulldog droppings
You nauseating matchbox of wormy porgy sputum
You fulsome snuffbox of cankered horned viper dung
You annoying ewer of consumptive hamadryad ptyalism
You baneful closet of pleuritic Duroc eccrisis
You pestiferous pipe of toxic Faverolle salivation
You pathetic sugar spoon of measly urial refuse
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