Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You beautiless can of abandoned Arctic fox froth
You intolerable mug of infectious mayfly sputum
You unbeauteous cyathus of tubercular albacore flux
You despicable cist of destructive guinea fowl hormone
You nauseating tableware of plagued sea bass sweat
You dislikable escritoire of peccant pheasant clinkers
You exhausting tun of adulterous honker vomition
You grim-faced bakepan of tabid chinchilla holdovers
You mournful stewpan of infected Belgian hare tears
You galling billfold of loose-moraled seal soot
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