Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grim-visaged gravy boat of unhealthy albacore flatus
You dislikable kit of gangrened sand lizard detritus
You crude saccule of morbid polecat clinkers
You gruesome fruit basket of noxious komondor rubbish
You overburdensome dessert spoon of besmirched mule sweat
You repulsive clothesbasket of bilious terrapin dung
You replusive pony of cancerous reindeer cinders
You beastly posnet of tainted West Highland white terrier parings
You pestering tureen of envenomed chigetai remains
You fetid biggin of encephalitic Berkshire holdovers
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