Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You uncomely follicle of ulcerous cocker spaniel alluvia
You intolerable tub of scrofulous grunion voidance
You misshapen carboy of phthisic pompano eccrisis
You undesirable commode of unclean sergeant fish manure
You abhorrent tureen of grubby puff adder autacoid
You poignant snuffbox of pediculous chow deposits
You saddening bedroll of pleuritic Sunapee trout spit
You disfigured closet of dyspeptic shrike rags
You pathetic stave basket of pathogenic wolverine jet
You nasty teaspoon of virulent bush baby clinkers
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