Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You uncomely letter file of loose-moraled Eskimo dog ejectamenta
You desolating hot-water bottle of cankerous asp vomition
You ill-proportioned canister of luetic moccasin sewerage
You harrowing salver of unhealthful hobby scoria
You torturous milk pail of diseased cuckoo remains
You unlovely salad bowl of morbid pigeon hawk excretion
You misproportioned creamer of abandoned squid BO
You hateful drinking cup of beset blind snake burp
You bothering mazer of besmirched lantern fish precipitations
You evil-favored traveling bag of poisoned Rex cat vestiges
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