Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You mortifying compact of allergic gyrfalcon burp
You blotted sound of unsanitary redfish fossils
You rebarbative filing box of malign guinea fowl exudation
You ill-featured till of contagious Lincoln Red sweepings
You cacogenic wastepaper basket of toxical chamois dejecta
You pestilential clothespress of impure water buffalo eructation
You cacophonous carafe of nephritic field spaniel odds and ends
You discomforting barrel of plagued Border terrier urine
You teasing hot-water bottle of pestiferous kittiwake flops
You dolorous caddy of arthritic white Wyandotte vomit
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