Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You homely matchbox of toxicant dogfish slobber
You fetid pony of ulcerated wren relics
You odious dessert spoon of insalubrious Red Poll fart
You crude vesicle of venerate mule deer excreta
You harassing mussuk of toxical pilchard dribble
You sharp chalice of variolous English setter sweat
You comfortless dispatch box of innutritious orangutan jet
You dysphemized kilderkin of pathological pocket gopher flatulence
You hard-featured bureau of rachitic brook trout dung
You undelicious stoup of harmful flame tetra excrement
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