Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You obscene boll of measly tsetse fly stool
You gargoylish crucible of beset phoebe hemorrhage
You affecting bladder of unhealthy stag beetle coprolite
You unpalatable brandy snifter of edematous jaguar sewerage
You tyrannous washtub of insanitary shipworm filings
You hateful bleb of pneumonic Lincoln Red spit
You uninviting wallet of chlorotic pine snake rags
You sorrowful watering can of debauched Manchester terrier sweepings
You horrific lota of deadly Spotted Poland China scoria
You dislikable cake pan of luetic bull snake eccrisis
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