Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You distressing flower bowl of indigestible stickleback clinkers
You awkward box of unwholesome schnauzer flatulence
You tormenting coal scuttle of pedicular hake sewage
You unwelcome spade of foul anaconda chips
You nasty gravy boat of allergic pack rat spurt
You unlovely autoclave of adulterous Surinam toad scoria
You tyrannous desk of insalubrious teredo sediment
You displeasing compact of hypertensive willet excretes
You provoking bread pan of edematous balloonfish flatuosity
You hideous keg of infective water spaniel autacoid
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