Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ungraced crate of venomous blowfly eruption
You vile cancelli of virulent earworm salts
You lamentable calabash of pestiferous pickerel jakes
You afflicting puncheon of soiled lamprey sewage
You beastly bandolier of indecent yellowlegs guano
You unappeteizing drinking horn of pediculous sage grouse autacoid
You ungraceful cruet of dyspeptic spoonbill excretes
You mephitic paten of pneumonic phoebe residuua
You disconcerting reticule of carcinogenic leafhopper dejecta
You discomforting tucker bag [Austral] of miasmic blowfish residue
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