Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You nasty spatula of pestiferous viper leavings
You cacogenic scrip [archaic] of morbid Dexter flatus
You deplorable cardcase of tumorigenic pike diaphoresis
You unhandsome flacon of carcinogenic pilchard emission
You blotted canteen of neuralgic nilgai dejecta
You vile hipflask of unclean sea urchin leftovers
You consuming watering can of grubby seal slaver
You wearying puncheon of variolar perch flatulence
You lamentable pericarp of variolous Rhodesian ridgeback salts
You ill-featured magnum of communicable earworm sediment
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