Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sour frail of communicable water bug odds and ends
You woebegone trunk of pocky boxer residue
You unsightly coal scuttle of toxiferous American water spaniel dross
You beastly cannikin of toxic Yorkshire urine
You dire can of unchaste Hereford purulence
You repelling chalice of ulcerous borer night soil
You horrendous desk of morbific sage grouse feces
You piteous whatnot of scorbutic rhinoceros saliva
You afflicting bakepan of mortified Morgan sewage
You miasmal bundle of miasmatic Angora cat settlings
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