Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You disfigured paten of diseased snapping turtle discharge
You abhorrent sheath of tabetic waterbuck scoria
You deformed tinderbox of apoplectic sea lion rheum
You ill-proportioned bud vase of envenomed Blackburnian warbler shavings
You disconcerting rucksack of scorbutic yellowhammer excrement
You vile ostensorium of septic fly-catching warbler puke
You monstrous dish of infested Yorkshire sewerage
You teasing net of morbific osprey ash
You harsh spade of hydropic tree swallow vomition
You rending kilderkin of miasmal mew detritus
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