Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pestering messkit of neuralgic robin turd
You pestilential cage of gangrenous anteater urine
You unbeautiful vial of luetic chat depositions
You horrible handbag of toxiferous owl spurt
You unwelcome soup bowl of gouty dugong fossils
You repulsive tallboy of edematous deerhound eruption
You awful dresser of podagric redbird manure
You grim hogshead of arthritic fallow deer evacuation
You tiresome corbeil [archit] of miasmal panda soot
You desolating wardrobe of morbid tuna chaff
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