Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You malformed boiler of neuralgic pine mouse sputum
You cheerless carboy of beset chow drool
You loathsome bandolier of polluted starling snot
You sorrowful Boston bag of mortified New Hampshire red eccrisis
You revolting dipper of incontinent cedar waxwing flops
You unendurable decanter of miasmatic skink froth
You exasperating box of venerate electric fish dregs
You base wok of pathogenic moor hen emesis
You repellent mug of unsalutary ape saliva
You insupportable dishpan of defiled Red Poll rheum
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