Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You vexing evening bag of deadly chameleon flowers
You dreary fruit basket of tumorous scorpion fly sinter
You ungraceful bud vase of epileptic poodle pats
You affecting carboy of destructive affenpinscher flatuosity
You piteous rack of loose-moraled horse mackerel emesis
You dolorous satchel of podagric sea dog squirt
You ill-made highboy of rachitic blackfish mucus
You rotten backpack of hypertensive fulmar scoria
You unhandsome hatbox of variolous coelacanth feces
You grievous billfold of carcinogenic jackdaw coprolith
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