Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unalluring ammunition box of unwholesome baboon precipitations
You hateful evening bag of foul peba sinter
You misbegotten sideboard of teeming Guernsey ejectamenta
You obscene tureen of poisonous Bantam jet
You beastly skippet of indecent porgy flops
You ungainly caisson of loose-moraled Devon autacoid
You unappeteizing glasses of epileptic cone-nose slabber
You torturous fifth of carcinogenic buffalo wolf fossils
You unsightly trug of anemic chewink sewage
You tormenting corbeil [archit] of noisome Chester White saliva
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