Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You teasing wok of pathogenic Malinois extrusion
You galling vacuum bottle of toxicant ant lion holdovers
You grim-faced hope chest of bilious water snake odds and ends
You graceless corbeil [archit] of septic skink filings
You joyless pipkin of wormy hummingbird debris
You touching bud vase of unhygenic cobia dross
You replusive evening bag of poisonous Bouvier des Flandres thyroxin
You unsavory powder box of variolous kiwi fart
You horrendous chifforobe of colicky roadrunner piddle
You uncomfortable satchel of impure cachalotXCaffre cat disgorgement
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