Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You monstrous scyphus of laryngitic tope dribble
You bitter pillbox of destructive asp burp
You racking mail pouch of pathogenic Belgian hare dregs
You heartsickening pocketbook of debauched Ayrshire leftovers
You worrying overnight bag of toxic fruit fly jakes
You teasing ashpan of rachitic oyster catcher egestion
You bothersome posnet of impure Tamworth rumps
You insufferable gunny of luetic Rock Cornish sputum
You wearisome urn of pocky ibis fossils
You piteous backpack of cancerous opossum clinkers
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