Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rueful water butt of septic housefly relics
You saddening bedroll of polluted gull flatus
You spoiled splint basket of pleuritic Cairn terrier precipitations
You piteous vargueno of grubby langur dung
You sharp noggin of pathological Brown Swiss smut
You gargoylish chifforobe of pocky tit effluent
You undesirable waiter of rachitic dolphin leavings
You depressing holster of wormy grasshopper mouse soot
You shapeless bindle of dyspeptic baronduki flow
You unenjoyable bushel of anemic walleye secretion
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