Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rebarbative chifforobe of foul lapwing semen
You importunate quiver of ulcerated Gordon setter sperm
You abominable shot glass of besmirched gazelle hound rags
You frightful powder horn of indecent basilisk drivel
You horrible clothes hamper of palsied mealworm disgorgement
You painful backpack of toxiferous firefly scum
You deformed plate of destructive chimaera ejectment
You unattractive cell of scorbutic sparrow vomit
You hard-featured sea bag of paralytic Angora cat smut
You gruesome scrotum of rheumatic blind snake ca-ca
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