Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unpretty chest of drawers of colicky zeuglodon piss
You noisome pouch of syphilitic hackee husks
You scarecrowish teakettle of unhealthful cockchafer urine
You bitter carboy of morbid springbok saliva
You vexatious wallet of defiled English springer spaniel alluvia
You heartrending catch basin of arthritic thrasher salivation
You troubling marsupium of miasmic Dorking ptyalism
You rebarbative secretary of freeloving myna soot
You unspeakable gourd of harmful stork night soil
You repelling wicker basket of impure catfish egesta
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