Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pathetic bandbox of malign laughing jackass heaves
You miasmic closet of indigestible mink salts
You blotted teapot of rickety walleye dingleberry
You undelectable boodle bag of paralytic dugong leftovers
You harrowing holster of tainted matamata effusion
You dismal punnet of colicky bighorn sheep waste
You bitter tin can of dropsical walrus flatulence
You dolorogenic skep of scorbutic wood pigeon sinter
You dolorous cruet of hypertensive New Hampshire deposits
You heinous pocketcase of carcinogenic mosquito clinkers
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