Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You foul dispatch box of smirched aye-aye flops
You forbidding spittoon of infected kea debris
You unlovely chamber pot of maculate warbler orts
You grinding gourd of unhealthful gnat effluent
You woeful tureen of indecent mute swan disgorgement
You ungainly ashpan of defiled trout chaff
You uglified cell of envenomed takin scum
You joyless keg of rachitic Shire emission
You cacophonic double boiler of infectious cicada rumps
You abominable chalice of deadly cowbird spittle
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