Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unengaging ashtray of sullied wharf rat settlings
You harsh gripsack of beset butterfish spittle
You embarrassing pocket flask of soiled brant voidance
You unwelcome trencher of nephritic walrus fossils
You defaced rucksack of epileptic barn swallow filings
You cacogenic wineskin of poisonous constrictor detritus
You mephitic honeypot of ravaged woodchuck expectoration
You deplorable folio of diseased finch rags
You stinking flasket of apoplectic King Charles spaniel egesta
You thankless schooner of paralytic fruit fly piddle
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