Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You noisome drinking horn of pestiferous ounce spittle
You ungraced tub of cancerous eland extravasation
You saddening till of poisoned grosbeak dross
You cacophonic rundlet of miasmatic coypu pee
You shapeless calyx of pocky Alaskan malamute survivals
You grim-faced tinderbox of unassimilable black face Highland dung
You harassing cake pan of gouty pronghorn clinkers
You uglified pan broiler of miasmic electric fish spurt
You plaguing hamper of pathogenic camelopard smut
You dislikable highball glass of miasmal reindeer sewerage
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