Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hard-favored tassie [Brit] of phthisic tsetse fly excrement
You cacophonic rundlet of palsied cassowary detritus
You dolorific closet of carcinogenic peccary ends
You insupportable spoon of peccant blindworm depositions
You ill-proportioned wastepaper basket of dropsical polar bear jet
You gross tea urn of diseased eel sperm
You repulsive creamer of infective Ancona rumps
You scarecrowish dishpan of miasmatic griffon egestion
You contemptible vanity case of consumptive Santa Gertrudis feculence
You foul mug of unclean Samoyed ejectment
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