Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dreadful paten of neuritic terrier flops
You afflictive cruet of infectious aardvark spew
You stinking cardcase of pneumonic anteater rheum
You cacophonous clothes hamper of unhealthy Cape buffalo residuua
You horrific watering can of pleuritic takin pats
You troubling powder horn of indigestible bleak sewerage
You consuming game bag of smirched black bass pee
You harassing tea chest of rachitic Chinook salmon turd
You rebarbative wicker basket of epileptic wood tick shit
You baneful packing box of miasmic grasshopper mouse silt
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