Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dire caldron of anemic wood tick jakes
You pitiable matchbox of insalubrious horned toad settlings
You teasing duffel bag of miasmatic fox coprolith
You pesky messkit of scabietic kingfisher filings
You racking seedcase of contaminated giant schnauzer slobber
You ill-made wardrobe of infected yellow jacket pats
You sharp wire basket of chlorotic lemming flatuosity
You depressive autoclave of wormy antelope chipmunk draff
You hard-visaged ark of phthisic karakul flatus
You inelegant snuffbox of pneumonic jaguarundi sialagogue
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