Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You bleak pottle of sullied macaque turd
You frightful hogshead of smirched American quarter horse rumps
You ungainly wooden basket of unwholesome pig dribble
You exasperating coal scuttle of luetic dolphin droppings
You ill-made buffet of chlorotic ground squirrel flatulence
You unappealing oil can of beset Dandie Dinmont terrier extrusion
You uncomely Boston bag of destructive leopard cat vomition
You moving attache´ case of bilious pickerel frog smut
You excruciating tableware of soiled kookaburra dingleberry
You despicable potty of ulcerous nuthatch coprolith
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