Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You homely harness cask of consumptive koala dregs
You malformed flagon of polluted imperial mammoth clinkers
You objectionable tureen of wormy kingfisher coprolite
You unappeteizing piepan of ratty walrus parings
You frightful warming pan of malign tree shrew discharge
You miasmal tyg of tabid Samoyed draff
You dismaying pouch of sullied nightjar refuse
You horrible sitzbath of pestilential lark expulsion
You dolorogenic duffel bag of beset racer heaves
You bothering garbage can of diseased fitch extravasation
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