Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You marred powder horn of apoplectic razorbill dregs
You comfortless cereal bowl of chlorotic lacewing relics
You plaguesome trug of foul aberdevine scourings
You unsavory harness cask of pneumonic tragopan leavings
You crude wallet of diseased capuchin manure
You disgusting glasses of debauched electric fish deposits
You atrocious bindle of tainted Orpington thyroxin
You unpleasant nose bag of septic damselfly slaver
You mournful jigger of scrofulous ferret remains
You unbeautiful Toby-jug of poisoned eft squirt
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