Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You humiliating spade of gouty basset transudation
You ill-proportioned pillbox of peccant Shetland sheep dog remnants
You gruesome overnight bag of insalubrious hellgrammite slobber
You misshapen kitchen cabinet of laryngitic Irish water spaniel detritus
You disconcerting cist of ulcerated blue whale regurgitation
You troubling rundlet of harmful Berkshire ejaculation
You monstrous cereal bowl of veneniferous gopher snake disgorgement
You irritating reed basket of pestiferous redfish expectoration
You heartwounding davenport of infective tumblebug extravasation
You noxious packet of infected rat excretes
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