Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You monstrous barrel of luetic Cecropia moth dung
You unshapely biggin of arthritic wood duck regurgitation
You tyrannous kettle of phthisic willet semen
You provoking reticule of poisonous panda disgorgement
You pestilential blister of unchaste grasshopper mouse turd
You gross terrine of encephalitic chickadee detritus
You plaguey quiver of mortified glowworm drool
You abominable file folder of infective reedbird egesta
You mephitic saccule of debauched tit flowers
You regrettable dustpan of pediculous musk deer mucus
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