Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You torturous pod of dyspeptic Afghan hound sinter
You disagreeable moneybag of neuritic tiger moth froth
You sore lota of toxiferous walkingstick orts
You sour holdall of rachitic German short-haired pointer ejectamenta
You hard-favored bail of pathogenic tobacco worm slaver
You obscene saucepan of laryngitic chipmunk residuua
You misbegotten rundlet of plagued ostrich scoria
You appalling cabinet of dropsical guinea pig sediment
You horrid billy of venenous cottonmouth sewage
You unappeteizing whatnot of loose Suffolk jakes
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