Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You deformed ewer of unsalutary bullfrog ejaculation
You provoking bandbox of leprous peewee voidance
You racking catchall of poisonous coon cat [dial] alluvia
You noxious soupspoon of teeming suslik thyroxin
You rotten dosser of miasmatic monitor lacrimation
You dolorogenic wire basket of insalubrious gallinule droppings
You beastly coffee urn of rachitic water bug slobber
You vexatious knapsack of wormy Bernese mountain dog rags
You cacogenic mussuk of beset albacore mucus
You ill-featured sugar spoon of soiled oont [India] traces
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