Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You monstrous jigger of allergic sucker disgorgement
You ill-favored shoulder bag of envenomed harlequin snake coprolite
You awkward hot-water bottle of mortified tobacco worm evacuation
You terrible brandy snifter of poisoned saber-toothed tiger residue
You horrid caddie bag of teeming catamount grounds
You base fruit basket of venenous giant bass residuua
You fetid canteen of unhygenic thunder snake pus
You pathetic tote bag of neuralgic alewife flux
You wearing sugar spoon of toxical jennet rags
You displeasing jeroboam of pneumonic coypu exudate
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