Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You offensive pillbox of palsied addax fossils
You unattractive gourd of morbid muskrat sialagogue
You crushing casserole of malignant flicker detritus
You evil-favored dustpan of unhygenic English toy spaniel night soil
You horrendous sack of rheumatic okapi coprolith
You unbeautiful demitasse of tumorigenic cotton rat snot
You harrowing cuspidor of rachitic margay rubbish
You ill-looking sea bag of tainted vulture excreta
You bleak vargueno of insalubrious bobolink egesta
You mortifying porringer of dyspeptic wildebeest pats
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