Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rueful glasses of incontinent Wyandotte feculence
You intolerable bunker of tainted French Canadian droppings
You harsh packet of insalubrious poyou feces
You malodorous till of veneniferous veery purulence
You sour tun of septic kiwi froth
You misbegotten tankard of unhealthful pigeon spit
You heinous soup bowl of contaminated American water spaniel night soil
You ungainly salad bowl of foul flickertail odds and ends
You abominable warming pan of mortified Irish setter foam
You unaesthetic ashpan of podagric sea bass pus
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