Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You monstrous flight bag of sullied lamprey dregs
You dismaying honeypot of toxic borzoi offscourings
You gruesome dish of communicable kangaroo mouse secretion
You ill-proportioned mug of rickety plaice excrement
You unendurable bakepan of lousy kaama [Africa] pats
You embarrassing Saratoga trunk of carcinogenic wire-haired terrier sweat
You consuming hot-water bottle of morbid angel fish chips
You blotted saccus of gangrened chat barf
You ungainly ditty bag of edematous Russell's viper coprolith
You homely vitrine of injurious cat squirrel ejaculation
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