Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You irksome moneybag of venenous Barbary ape disgorgement
You distressing coaster of mortified cottontail rabbit egestion
You inelegant kibble of indecent jennet cinders
You joyless trash can of malign peba clinkers
You plaguing eggcup of infested Romanov ejaculation
You dismal shoulder bag of anemic orangutan spurt
You pestering portmanteau of unhealthy carp rumps
You teratic canteen of poisoned canary sweat
You unpretty saucer of gouty kea fart
You annoying vat of venomous bird of paradise odds and ends
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