Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ill-looking pipe of scrofulous thunder snake precipitates
You pesky saucer of tumorigenic thornback ray ptyalism
You unlovely clothes hamper of ratty chamois diaphoresis
You undesirable tablespoon of toxic capuchin foam
You sickening rush basket of infested boxer emission
You evil-favored spittoon of injurious St. Bernard discharge
You miasmal bag of morbific cutlass fish ejection
You consuming portmanteau of morbid redpoll leftovers
You agonizing tumbler of pedicular mud puppy piss
You heavy cyathus of debauched Rocky Mountain goat puke
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