Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dreadful coffee cup of toxiferous flickertail feculence
You insufferable cruse of noxious weakfish foam
You excruciating hope chest of toxic ruffed grouse transudation
You horrifying loving cup of pestilential caribou spittle
You cacophonous autoclave of poisoned tuna husks
You stinking trunk of pocky bookworm extravasation
You appalling file of toxicant wasp burp
You unpleasing stewpan of podagric capuchin dregs
You misshapen scyphus of ulcerous langur waste
You troubling sac of tabid tapeworm vomition
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