Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You provoking powder horn of malignant rove beetle spout
You grim-visaged basin of neuritic tuatara purulence
You mephitic hod of morbific nutria detritus
You teratic dishpan of pleuritic Samoyed sialagogue
You pestilent clothespress of unchaste box turtle shit
You burdensome dinner pail of noxious Groenendael effluent
You unlikable wooden basket of hydropic lamprey piddle
You bleak fifth of grubby leopard frog scourings
You heartrending vase of syphilitic Havana brown cat exudate
You rebarbative palette of arthritic peewee ejectamenta
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