Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You depressing pail of beset nutcracker refuse
You mournful sauce boat of paralytic capelin cinders
You ill-featured percolator of podagric horned screamer sialagogue
You forbidding packing box of pestiferous bluebottle squirt
You misproportioned socket of septic water spaniel scoria
You burdensome pocket flask of tabid horned owl ejectamenta
You ill-looking air sac of mortified bush wren slabber
You malformed snuffbox of toxiferous speckled trout egestion
You ill-proportioned powder horn of infested Maltese fart
You lamentable wooden basket of palsied meadow lark froth
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