Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You miasmic cancelli of ratty aye-aye slag
You evil-favored gallbladder of scabietic chimaera expulsion
You unalluring sea bag of debauched swine elimination
You consuming folio of podagric ounce embers
You sickening shot glass of plagued falcon sewerage
You dreary dishpan of epileptic jaguarundi droppings
You obnoxious rush basket of unassimilable waterbuck sperm
You dysphemized whatnot of septic tench ejecta
You hard-favored rucksack of phthisic Irish terrier rubbish
You heartrending cabinet of unvirginal sprat pus
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