Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dislikable backpack of phthisic woodcock effluent
You ill-looking crate of peccant loggerhead drivel
You unsavory sac of beset Galloway exudate
You stinking e´tui of gouty cardinal filings
You nasty chalice of pestilential rainbow trout feces
You unenjoyable soupspoon of debauched herring hog scum
You dolorous kettle of miasmal Merino expulsion
You bothersome scoop of tainted hermit thrush dregs
You unpleasant kitchen boiler of wanton flying marmot ejecta
You abominable double boiler of harmful ray debris
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