Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You moving flowerpot of infected Wessex saddleback draff
You rebarbative chifforobe of teeming Brown Swiss dingleberry
You exhausting eggcup of arthritic dace detritus
You untasteful saddlebag of debauched Panama perspiration
You unengaging bag of infectious dromedary silt
You undelectable trunk of loose krait gas
You unhandsome warming pan of grubby peregrine falcon extravasation
You vexatious kit of wanton killdeer spurt
You plaguesome caisson of scrofulous red squirrel spittle
You plaguey boll of unhealthful cormorant precipitations
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