Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You gross dessert spoon of scrofulous starling spurt
You unpleasing magazine of veneniferous fruit fly barf
You awful locker of foul earthworm froth
You atrocious loving cup of unhealthy brant clinkers
You discomforting pocket of ulcerated pilot fish semen
You gargoylish jug of toxicant grasshopper mouse orts
You unshapely ditty bag of consumptive Russell's viper embers
You obscene evening bag of miasmic prairie dog scraps
You exhausting scyphus of measly harpy eagle salts
You importunate saccus of malignant Bernese mountain dog waste
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