Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You onerous reliquary of insalubrious turtledove stumps
You rotten pipe of consumptive lynx detritus
You sickening stomach of dyspeptic chicken hawk drool
You beautiless fruit basket of wormy bonefish butts
You nauseating poke of sullied grain beetle feces
You miasmal sugar bowl of venenous ephemerid deposits
You execrable bindle of venerate water buffalo dribble
You woeful bin of rheumatic chub expectoration
You unenjoyable hatbox of freeloving elkhound exudation
You defaced locker box of cankered rat terrier burp
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