Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You oppressive spoon of edematous turnspit sputum
You overburdensome gourd of cancerous banteng sinter
You wearing snuffbox of unsalutary fox ructation
You insufferable soup bowl of malignant cone-nose drivel
You ill-proportioned stewpan of chlorotic mudfish leavings
You homely garbage can of tumorigenic ox rubbish
You sharp suitcase of harmful filefish butts
You mortifying caddy of tumorous boar offscourings
You agonizing sarcophagus of infected earworm extrusion
You uglified saucer of freeloving bobolink barf
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