Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dolorous vargueno of ulcerated soft-shelled turtle droppings
You pestilential sideboard of tainted constrictor chips
You tragic cyathus of diabetic fisher tears
You vexatious vat of poisoned swan goose piddle
You unspeakable jug of tabid squid saliva
You forbidding wineskin of infested large black chaff
You unsavory GI can of venomous civet cat gas
You disgusting purse of noisome Bantam relics
You base powder box of pathological mayfly jakes
You undelectable cellaret of septic rattlesnake eructation
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