Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You painful flasket of pleuritic apar stool
You displeasing garbage can of toxic merl slabber
You frightful piggin of miasmatic manatee jakes
You burdensome air sac of lousy buzzard drivel
You disconcerting drum of smirched burro deer leavings
You uninviting bandbox of contaminated warbler pus
You afflictive bag of cancerous permit diaphoresis
You atrocious vase of paralytic antelope ejection
You depressing hope chest of malarial Kodiak bear stubble
You unsavory hot-water bottle of adulterous duck snot
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