Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You replusive carryall of unsanitary Lhasa apso flatulence
You importunate desk of maculate killer wind
You hard-visaged gallipot of cancerous hound exudate
You distasteful drinking horn of carcinogenic grebe sialagogue
You saddening rummer of grubby lacewing eccrisis
You exhausting crucible of unsalutary bowfin chips
You harrowing footlocker of gangrened guitarfish saliva
You evil-looking diplomatic pouch of wormy cockchafer sediment
You shapeless cuspidor of toxicant ferret detritus
You unengaging stave basket of infected lake trout excretes
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