Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You obnoxious reliquary of neuritic wood duck salts
You detestable cannikin of bilious crappie spew
You revolting highboy of sullied tench piddle
You tragic pocketcase of variolar Siberian husky defecation
You repugnant sugar bowl of syphilitic Africander mucus
You heartwounding packing box of consumptive panda feculence
You teasing cereal bowl of malignant sea dog discharge
You miasmal locker of paralytic jackal barf
You unenjoyable finger bowl of teeming titlark expulsion
You sorrowful gallbladder of apoplectic cheetah tears
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