Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You clumsy closet of soiled pike perch stubble
You unappeteizing schoolbag of poisonous congo snake eruption
You malformed bedroll of infective wolfhound clinkers
You afflictive Boston bag of miasmic Minorca burp
You rending carton of indigestible goat antelope transudation
You horrific boiler of pediculous mouse diaphoresis
You dysphemistic scabbard of toxic hawkmoth flux
You unlikable gallipot of laryngitic dunlin debris
You undesirable sauce boat of scabietic pewit scourings
You abhorrent calyx of miasmal Dorset Down flatuosity
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