Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unpleasant cigarette case of tubercular ruddy duck sialorrhea
You gruesome cake pan of injurious albatross remainders
You misproportioned chest of noxious mountain goat scraps
You unengaging pottinger of dropsical dragonfly scourings
You joyless haversack of indigestible potto deposits
You dreary milk pail of luetic cachalot flops
You baneful platter of pocky polecat settlings
You abhorrent shell of indecent Yorkshire fossils
You unbeauteous schooner of teeming wryneck emesis
You dysphemized amnion of nephritic yak expectoration
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