Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You crude shovel of venomous pochard slabber
You saddening beer glass of neuralgic Himalayan cat secretion
You cacophonous sarcophagus of poisonous thunder snake embers
You agonizing crib of malarial Polled Durham purulence
You intolerable hamper of paralytic wasp chips
You unpleasing rucksack of illicit eagle sperm
You unlikable commode of unassimilable white wolf spittle
You wearying kitchen cabinet of ulcerated toad egesta
You deformed satchel of infectious tit odds and ends
You ill-shaped lowboy of neuritic barbet flatulence
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