Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dysphemized flasket of wormy bluebottle flow
You unshapely labis [eccl] of veneniferous electric fish draff
You dire mail pouch of miasmic Scottish terrier jet
You woebegone chifforobe of insalubrious flying squirrel defecation
You clumsy buffet of grubby Lippizaner eruption
You troubling hot-water bottle of epileptic skink extravasation
You unattractive glass of tumorigenic honker chips
You cacogenic buck basket of foul Durham ruins
You detestable coffee urn of rachitic harrier egestion
You dismaying tray of pneumonic passenger pigeon chaff
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