Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heartbreaking bakepan of destructive Hereford salivation
You excruciating cellaret of teeming drill coprolith
You piteous carafe of malign snowbird odds and ends
You horrid bud vase of rheumatic jumping mouse disgorgement
You disgusting powder horn of toxicant Scottish terrier clinkers
You unpleasing clothesbasket of anemic Shih Tzu dejecta
You clumsy money box of maculate sable sialorrhea
You heartrending demitasse of hydropic domestic shorthair cat offscourings
You distressful cruet of infective black buck fossils
You sorrowful cistern of poisoned slow-worm flatuosity
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