Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You bothersome palette of hypertensive bear defecation
You shocking brandy snifter of phthisic flying marmot debris
You unalluring piggin of unsanitary setter ejecta
You baneful goblet of venenous stickleback ca-ca
You irritating kitchen cabinet of contagious haddock orts
You cacogenic roaster of apoplectic horned owl drool
You poignant pack sack of deadly lantern fly parings
You uninviting coffeepot of poisonous American trotter emesis
You misproportioned cabinet of arthritic aoudad effusion
You vile coal scuttle of pedicular fitch deposits
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