Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unpleasant bandbox of cankerous marabou semen
You atrocious commode of scabietic giant schnauzer dross
You blemished flasket of measly eyra chips
You baneful dustpan of colicky beaded lizard egesta
You homely briefcase of smirched white Leghorn perspiration
You unspeakable ashtray of harmful musk deer stumps
You heartwounding ewer of toxiferous Mangalitza manure
You heartsickening cell of encephalitic borer eructation
You pestering canteen of peccant monitor relics
You pitiable ammunition box of adulterous skate disgorgement
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