Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You distasteful bread pan of noxious Dorking flatulence
You joyless compote of foul hake fart
You repelling mazer of hydropic buzzard holdovers
You stinking bidet of toxic wallaby voidance
You mephitic stein of neuralgic blue Orpington piddle
You ungainly billfold of scorbutic muskellunge semen
You embarrassing tea chest of podagric langur drool
You heartsickening milk pail of arthritic ringtail hemorrhage
You malodorous spider of venenous ibis spurt
You bothersome pocketbook of unsalutary redhead flatus
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