Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You plaguesome carton of infected Weimaraner flow
You execrable hope chest of defiled avocet spew
You unsightly pod of morbific Welsh terrier husks
You displeasing canteen of infectious horned rattlesnake scraps
You teasing palette of soiled rhesus saliva
You shocking coffeepot of unwholesome Shetland sheep dog lacrimation
You pathetic carboy of pathological wild pig regurgitation
You nasty wok of besmirched blue Orpington chaff
You wearying platter of plagued marmot manure
You shapeless sugar spoon of diabetic black Sumatra ruins
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