Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dreary valise of veneniferous Russian blue cat chips
You piteous cereal bowl of ulcerous deer tiger residue
You awkward cardcase of wormy butterfly coprolith
You abhorrent bidet of pestilential curculio odds and ends
You noxious gallbladder of indecent black cat precipitations
You unshapely coffin of pocky wryneck flatus
You ungainly mazer of adulterous Maltese exudate
You miasmal stewpan of plagued Lippizaner ejectamenta
You uncomely compote of tumorigenic Audubon's warbler ejection
You abominable scoop of venenous green frog squirt
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