Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pitiable pocket flask of tabid boxer butts
You horrendous amnion of ravaged song sparrow dregs
You grim jar of unsalutary girdle-tailed lizard rumps
You exhausting shelf of miasmic cassowary thyroxin
You heartsickening caldron of apoplectic sulfur-bottom whale rheum
You provoking garbage can of syphilitic gannet smut
You detestable stomach of communicable botfly foam
You abominable bushel of smirched spider monkey evacuation
You blotted cyst of soiled crossbill draff
You execrable kettle of peccant kit fox expulsion
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