Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You overburdensome scyphus of colicky thresher pats
You mournful tinderbox of pathogenic dogfish thyroxin
You deplorable desk of maculate cavy ordure
You pestilent carryall of morbific thunder snake remainders
You teratic soupspoon of unclean greenbottle fly husks
You worrying shovel of hydropic bassarisk refuse
You baneful suitcase of consumptive American water spaniel sweepings
You abhorrent chalice of unsanitary Lincoln rubbish
You ugly billfold of measly June bug fossils
You marred vasculum of laryngitic hedgehog alluvia
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