Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You teasing sugar spoon of infective echidna spurt
You mournful trash can of besmirched avocet flatuosity
You pestering crock of toxic lake trout droppings
You sharp folio of unvirginal Surinam toad spout
You heartbreaking game bag of consumptive English springer spaniel extravasation
You atrocious piepan of innutritious Gila monster jet
You embarrassing gunny of harmful cotton worm spittle
You sad drinking horn of peccant Vizsla scraps
You disturbing garbage can of pathogenic cachalotXCaffre cat remains
You distressing bowl of scorbutic stone curlew tears
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