Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You disfigured noggin of plagued warthog odds and ends
You plaguing bowl of tabid mugger remnants
You desolating sleeping bag of ulcerous wheatear flops
You dismal musette bag of malarial buffalo fish guano
You disgusting trough of foul lizard precipitations
You unbearable pocketbook of miasmal Pallas's cat rumps
You obnoxious kit bag of peccant mavis extravasation
You unlikable beer glass of poisoned Bedlington terrier urine
You unalluring puncheon of hydropic Colorado beetle hemorrhage
You uninviting posnet of poisonous yellow jacket residue
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