Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You blemished washbasin of loose vole flatus
You hateful sideboard of communicable shad fly eructation
You gargoylish clothesbasket of unclean muskellunge slabber
You unbearable rummer of mortified pochard spout
You bothersome barracks bag of toxiferous koala purulence
You rotten soup bowl of virulent tautog dung
You contemptible utricle of tumorous Surinam toad spurt
You exhausting sarcophagus of poisonous Afghan hound depositions
You evil-favored ammunition box of foul squash bug ends
You grim boiler of laryngitic paddlefish sialorrhea
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