Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unpleasant carboy of adulterous water snake slobber
You grotesque spade of tabid chimpanzee droppings
You plaguey coal scuttle of anemic armadillo belch
You bothersome piggin of gouty codling moth ejaculation
You afflicting boiler of communicable Siberian husky sperm
You tyrannous scrip [archaic] of sullied barbel fart
You marred pitcher of toxic swan urine
You distasteful cyst of scrofulous vesper sparrow deposits
You ill-proportioned schoolbag of rachitic Rottweiler rags
You unengaging GI can of venerate koodoo fossils
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