Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You exasperating skippet of dropsical parakeet pus
You irking bladder of unclean Sealyham terrier stool
You evil-favored pocketbook of pestiferous West Highland voidance
You gross puncheon of morbid borer pee
You unsightly file folder of loose redstart rags
You distressing tankard of toxic avocet precipitations
You pitiable folio of foul rhesus survivals
You monstrous dishpan of toxicant langur puke
You dreadful clothesbasket of abandoned tuna excreta
You execrable barrel of besmirched creeper belch
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