Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You worrisome rush basket of toxic monitor stubble
You horrible schooner of unwholesome kingfisher vomition
You foul crane of noisome chimney swift precipitations
You agonizing desk of indigestible water moccasin gas
You disfigured utricle of rheumatic spectacled cobra moraine
You poignant davenport of maculate macaque exudate
You loathsome boot of foul marten coprolith
You intolerable eggcup of hypertensive marmot evacuation
You tiresome vial of unsanitary ass guano
You awful loving cup of freeloving duck excretion
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