Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You troubling packet of colicky flamingo coprolith
You malformed musette bag of beset beaver stubble
You uninviting follicle of neuralgic brush turkey ends
You ill-proportioned caldron of hypertensive llama lacrimation
You deplorable portfolio of besmirched cone-nose relics
You blemished scabbard of pathogenic boa constrictor chaff
You depressing bud vase of wanton stork vestiges
You despicable pocket of diabetic fruit fly butts
You exhausting teapot of unwholesome globefish slaver
You intolerable bundle of scrofulous moa remains
https://cheswick.com/insult