Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You stinking escritoire of pestiferous water snake spurt
You objectionable bucket of morbific wood rat flops
You hideous pouch of communicable goatsucker precipitations
You ghastly follicle of dropsical wood owl deposits
You poignant bunker of unsalutary keeshond ejecta
You dismal splint basket of podagric bee fly shavings
You awful china of venerate cobra de capello slabber
You unpretty rucksack of pestilential Appaloosa ruins
You deformed gallipot of luetic phoebe tears
You unbeautiful GI can of lousy jumping mouse excrement
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