Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unspeakable phial of pocky Langshan draff
You vexatious cardcase of sullied roosterfish ructation
You vexing labis [eccl] of toxic mud hen ejection
You noxious mortar of paralytic swan goose pats
You horrifying ventricle of unhealthful kissing bug eccrisis
You woebegone pitcher of pathogenic porcupine remnants
You heartwounding harness cask of indecent guib droppings
You dysphemistic jardiniere of malign Scottish blackface vomit
You atrocious overnight bag of wanton bonito clinkers
You afflicting coffee urn of rheumatic cougar ruins
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