Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You gargoylish frying pan of insalubrious rhea eructation
You grim-faced keg of pediculous antelope chipmunk spurt
You cacogenic shot glass of deadly springtail dregs
You contemptible ashpan of hydropic macaw settlings
You mephitic fifth of venomous Romney voidance
You beautiless pocket flask of contaminated milk snake draff
You horrifying platter of leprous haddock alluvia
You terrible chest of drawers of plagued hamster shit
You cacophonic hopper of unhealthy springer spaniel orts
You grievous pannier of malarial wild ox salts
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