Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dismal drawer of leprous pigeon hawk flowers
You cacophonous finger bowl of unhealthy skunk bear offscourings
You torturous blister of rachitic moose regurgitation
You saddening warming pan of edematous Barred Plymouth Rock embers
You ill-featured pan broiler of infested rattlesnake relics
You mortifying coffee urn of virulent timber wolf hormone
You ill-proportioned backpack of tumorous Chesapeake Bay retriever ejecta
You gargoylish saddlebag of injurious eelpout manure
You dreary pocketcase of dropsical gerbil sialorrhea
You depressive matchbox of maculate horn fly piddle
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