Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unbeauteous drum of dyspeptic haddock vestiges
You wearing locker box of epileptic bushtit eruption
You undelicious chamber pot of incontinent crane barf
You atrocious catchall of tabetic darter fossils
You revolting portfolio of malign grunt alluvia
You homely liqueur glass of gangrened redwing spout
You scarecrowish glasses of syphilitic permit effluent
You horrible barracks bag of miasmal nighthawk pee
You pestilential canteen of pedicular puma ructation
You grim stewpan of destructive flycatcher coprolite
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