Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrific double boiler of infected pocket gopher scraps
You evil-looking shelves of syphilitic cankerworm stumps
You pathetic broiler of malignant standardbred lacrimation
You shocking kibble of pocky pouched rat autacoid
You ghastly picnic basket of gangrenous prairie fox egesta
You spoiled till of tabid gazelle silt
You defaced drinking horn of ravaged cheetah chips
You depressing sac of poisonous flying marmot depositions
You homely pod of injurious Wensleydale flux
You annoying pocket flask of polluted scarlet tanager remainders
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