Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You irksome bunker of wanton puffin effluent
You grim-faced schooner of besmirched Narragansett pacer tears
You malodorous clothes hamper of encephalitic coonhound jakes
You afflictive vanity bag of indecent horn fly eccrisis
You gargoylish keg of illicit shad fly puke
You bitter reed basket of phthisic egret wind
You piteous hipflask of infective boll weevil flops
You marred rundlet of paralytic mountain goat ejection
You vile crate of scorbutic blue fox spit
You galling glass of grubby papagallo silt
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