Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You undelectable demijohn of abandoned housefly coprolite
You grisly ashcan of adulterous poyou exudation
You piteous pottle of plagued possum feces
You saddening salad bowl of tabid pewit ca-ca
You disgusting sheath of ulcerous octopus puke
You harrowing davenport of contaminated sea turtle disgorgement
You vexatious stein of malignant dark Cornish slabber
You repelling boodle bag of unchaste chimpanzee pats
You shocking pipkin of infected oont [India] offscourings
You blotted reliquary of allergic peafowl chaff
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