Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You despicable cereal bowl of polluted ring-necked pheasant filings
You humiliating butt of carcinogenic aye-aye jakes
You mournful canteen of hypertensive narwhal deposits
You tragic spoon of smirched black bass exudation
You baneful scrip [archaic] of syphilitic termite purulence
You teasing teacup of cancerous wood owl perspiration
You unbearable hamper of innutritious grass frog transudation
You undelectable spittoon of debauched widgeon emesis
You miasmic casket of unwholesome stork leavings
You foul jardiniere of pediculous grayling emission
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