Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You fetid folio of toxical codling moth stubble
You depressive scrip [archaic] of unvirginal lark stumps
You unappealing vacuum bottle of poisoned rabbit remainders
You bothersome calyx of pediculous tsetse fly flowers
You pitiable clothespress of tabid mealworm coprolite
You ill-favored coffer of unsanitary pine mouse saliva
You dysphemized vitrine of smirched nighthawk sinter
You dire magnum of contaminated fox terrier puke
You heinous flacon of contagious baldpate sputum
You unbearable billy of malign cat squirrel hemorrhage
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