Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You poignant sheath of cankered redfish drivel
You disagreeable bidet of rickety Orpington effluent
You torturous chiffonier of apoplectic miniature poodle spout
You revolting thermos of ratty linnet drool
You evil-favored wallet of septic gnu goat grounds
You pitiable biggin of beset zoril alluvia
You unhandsome phial of insalubrious menhaden husks
You ill-featured reticule of impure sole sweepings
You mephitic pod of cankerous hammerhead shark leavings
You sore crock of phthisic gazelle hound scraps
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