Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rending cell of unwholesome argusfish rumps
You untasteful firkin of wanton albacore traces
You wearying seedcase of destructive Pomeranian crap
You heartwounding ashcan of encephalitic horse mackerel rubbish
You forbidding billfold of smirched bandicoot slobber
You miasmal tin can of ulcerated dog ejectamenta
You heinous valise of loose mavis dung
You shocking air sac of gouty fluke waste
You ill-featured beer glass of soiled auk slag
You woeful pocketcase of besmirched gourami flowers
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