Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You moving sugar spoon of morbific water spaniel stubble
You unhandsome housewife of dyspeptic Clydesdale emesis
You weighty frying pan of miasmic redhead sinter
You abhorrent platter of defiled jaguarundi ptyalism
You hateful blackjack of diabetic Hambletonian ructation
You unendurable vial of gangrened earthworm ejection
You undelicious chiffonier of pestilential blackcap excretion
You ghastly musk bag of syphilitic plaice voidance
You awkward carton of grubby swallow leftovers
You dysphemized pocket flask of incontinent Bactrian camel deposits
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