Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hideous ewer of destructive Cairn terrier evacuation
You horrible bleb of encephalitic kit fox sperm
You deformed clothesbasket of morbid podura piss
You unwelcome budget [dial] of rheumatic tamarin refuse
You sour davenport of variolous leatherback rags
You beautiless chest of wanton drill shit
You untasteful crock of hypertensive baldpate settlings
You cheerless chamber pot of pneumonic fox depositions
You unsavory caddy of beset torpedo fish wind
You pitiable jar of paralytic horn fly extrusion
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