Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You woeful overnight bag of miasmatic siamang vestiges
You bleak quiver of unsalutary harlequin snake flatuosity
You irritating file of defiled mealworm remnants
You disconcerting sitzbath of rachitic German shepherd ordure
You forbidding pottinger of carcinogenic weaverbird crap
You inelegant mussuk of loose-moraled weevil gas
You regrettable kettle of allergic butterfish piddle
You ill-shaped bandolier of diseased cedar waxwing ejection
You poignant air sac of smirched Mangalitza emesis
You wearing cedar chest of unsanitary Shih Tzu slag
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