Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You cacogenic kit bag of destructive staghound froth
You mortifying jigger of tainted hoot owl night soil
You dreadful chamber pot of malarial large black sialagogue
You ignoble sack of communicable standardbred drool
You heartbreaking drawer of unhealthful toy terrier dross
You horrendous blister of impure squirrel butts
You teratic horn of infested reindeer excretion
You disturbing coffee cup of defiled Gila monster flatuosity
You distressful ditty bag of pleuritic chigoe silt
You dolorogenic sewing basket of unchaste Wyandotte deposits
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