Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You comfortless clothesbasket of pocky mountain gorilla discharge
You discomforting jeroboam of gouty Cape buffalo ejectamenta
You embarrassing kettle of arthritic walleye ejaculation
You nasty scuttle of plagued raccoon deposits
You dreary vitrine of besmirched pig tears
You unengaging powder horn of smirched horse mackerel pats
You afflictive bursa of contagious goshawk husks
You desolating stomach of destructive milk snake manure
You sour flower basket of veneniferous coyote ejectment
You bleak envelope of innutritious ant spurt
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