Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dreary whatnot of maculate muskellunge mucus
You intolerable dinner pail of venerate kittiwake vomition
You ghastly quiver of noisome indigo bunting thyroxin
You vile watering can of indecent goatsucker fossils
You horrifying cedar chest of dyspeptic hound eructation
You insufferable trough of scorbutic turnspit flatuosity
You homely hope chest of unvirginal starling orts
You wearying diplomatic pouch of beset Shropshire rubbish
You obnoxious vanity bag of wormy barnacle goose shavings
You ill-shaped loculus of toxicant walkingstick hormone
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