Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You worrisome magnum of malign ant slag
You cacophonous saucepan of debauched Persian cat feculence
You offensive mussuk of noxious dove transudation
You bitter budget [dial] of pocky flicker coprolite
You unpleasing dispatch box of colicky tarpan jet
You ill-looking posnet of unchaste cachalot relics
You insufferable bidet of besmirched mute swan eccrisis
You harrowing basin of encephalitic wapiti residue
You odious pericarp of freeloving woodchuck excretion
You harassing tallboy of dyspeptic bream manure
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