Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You awkward highboy of malign Malinois spittle
You intolerable hot-water bottle of debauched whooper swan egestion
You galling urn of tabid miller autacoid
You plaguing carboy of leprous baronduki chips
You scarecrowish Canterbury of ratty mayfly smut
You provoking tote bag of gangrenous ice bear grounds
You gruesome air bladder of carcinogenic man-o'-war bird scourings
You unappeteizing follicle of rheumatic blue Andalusian barf
You unlikable bunker of morbid buffalo fish depositions
You heartrending sac of malarial retriever rags
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