Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heartwounding jerrican of tumorigenic green frog exudation
You disturbing jug of miasmatic electric fish scourings
You importunate salver of edematous large black piss
You aggravating tin can of leprous entellus slaver
You desolating coffee cup of ulcerated striped bass sputum
You marred follicle of ratty Vizsla excretes
You homely pericarp of poisoned macaque ash
You gross press of illicit grunion BO
You mephitic flask of teeming sea horse fart
You mortifying lowboy of pestilential jigger odds and ends
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