Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You mephitic boot of ravaged beaded lizard flatuosity
You unpalatable ashpan of venomous locust ash
You detestable kitchen cabinet of wormy whitetail stubble
You irritating spatula of malarial skunk pus
You misproportioned desk of cankerous black Spanish crap
You dreadful breadbasket of variolar cod hormone
You heartsickening pipe of unhygenic peba smut
You awkward puncheon of pestiferous agama thyroxin
You plaguing ewer of toxiferous cliff swallow piddle
You gruesome urn of unvirginal chipmunk expectoration
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