Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You oppressive drawer of pathogenic auklet eccrisis
You ugly schooner of neuralgic white Leghorn odds and ends
You odious liqueur glass of debauched fish hawk squirt
You distasteful bud vase of measly horned viper crap
You ill-featured pottinger of tubercular baboon evacuation
You woebegone jerrican of noisome black sheep flops
You dolorific hatbox of bilious finback sweepings
You ill-proportioned davenport of teeming gopher slag
You desolating shot glass of indecent torpedo fish hormone
You ill-made musk bag of unsanitary wild duck embers
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