Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dreadful cedar chest of paralytic spaniel leavings
You ill-proportioned spider of peccant Belgian hare thyroxin
You vile spoon of toxiferous horned screamer flatulence
You uglified traveling bag of unsanitary terrapin pus
You crude vasculum of soiled walleye flops
You teratic pottle of loose rose beetle droppings
You undelicious thermos of scorbutic lemur saliva
You scarecrowish canteen of wanton Groenendael draff
You unenjoyable splint basket of neuritic toad salivation
You excruciating letter file of colicky Turk filings
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