Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unhandsome bleb of cankered syrphus fly spit
You oppressive bin of debauched mako shark salivation
You ill-shaped wastebasket of grubby jackrabbit ruins
You evil-looking breaker of dyspeptic ox stool
You dire sack of allergic deer tiger effluent
You unshapely hatbox of ulcerated pasang voidance
You wearisome cream pitcher of morbific leech flops
You atrocious vanity bag of unsanitary salamander egestion
You misshapen soup bowl of anemic spring frog rheum
You teasing tobacco pouch of communicable duck gas
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