Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You exasperating pocket flask of tubercular pill bug grounds
You misproportioned wineskin of scrofulous karakul embers
You obnoxious net of unsalutary Welsh stubble
You grim sideboard of rachitic boa constrictor drool
You sour vanity case of unwholesome binturong spurt
You atrocious overnight bag of unhealthful yellowtail settlings
You wearying tumbler of cankered tit heaves
You monstrous palette of apoplectic tiger moth gas
You abhorrent dish of injurious blue jay squirt
You rotten ashpan of illicit roe exudation
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