Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You gross Saratoga trunk of mortified Hambletonian thyroxin
You cheerless blackjack of scrofulous sable antelope offscourings
You evil-looking slop pail of peccant nutcracker feculence
You importunate roaster of pleuritic gray wolf emesis
You obscene magazine of morbific water dog snot
You onerous hatbox of podagric blue fox flatuosity
You pesky rundlet of pathological jumping mouse coprolite
You rending trunk of hypertensive manatee piddle
You plaguesome tun of miasmatic robin belch
You hard-featured hopper of infested titlark soot
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