Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You distasteful sinus of impure horse mackerel excretes
You loathsome scoop of cankered Merino emesis
You grim-faced bladder of pedicular dragonfly precipitations
You ungraced vase of colicky silver fox grounds
You grim-visaged saccus of ulcerous sapsucker puke
You grinding drum of injurious shovelhead catfish shit
You frightful sauce boat of pathogenic guanaco dross
You hard-visaged jorum of communicable tic-polonga foam
You defaced caddie bag of incontinent cucumber flea beetle piss
You irksome vesicle of miasmatic spring frog thyroxin
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