Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You clumsy Canterbury of smirched greyhound sewage
You insupportable portfolio of harmful guenon cinders
You heartwounding wardrobe of colicky staghound crap
You frightful vase of unwholesome springtail butts
You piteous cannikin of hypertensive paddlefish rubbish
You wearisome creamer of tabid moth piddle
You spoiled posnet of gouty grosbeak voidance
You grinding seedcase of tabetic fluke sialorrhea
You dismal stoup of rickety beluga settlings
You ill-looking bathtub of scabietic springbok sinter
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