Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You abominable hope chest of loose horned viper thyroxin
You oppressive sideboard of unhealthy falcon scraps
You mournful bladder of peccant Saluki defecation
You vexing highboy of unhygenic Romney drivel
You revolting whatnot of pestilential tope offscourings
You burdensome ammunition box of pedicular stump-tailed lizard sialorrhea
You disturbing traveling bag of chlorotic red fox guano
You odious golf bag of besmirched carancho detritus
You nasty ark of illicit toy poodle slobber
You objectionable theca of neuralgic gopher flux
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