Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sour crucible of grubby bulldog sialagogue
You insupportable cell of cankerous husky discharge
You pathetic wastebasket of apoplectic Norwegian elkhound leavings
You noisome casket of abandoned Himalayan cat survivals
You unendurable porringer of nephritic Rock Cornish flowers
You malformed teapot of beset kiang chips
You evil-looking harness cask of illicit billbug slabber
You agonizing vat of loose-moraled snipe rubbish
You exasperating barracks bag of variolar gyrfalcon expectoration
You sorrowful jorum of cankered hog-nose snake disgorgement
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