Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You intolerable cake pan of dropsical toy poodle cinders
You rending brandy snifter of indigestible beagle sialorrhea
You clumsy barrel of ratty piranha flowers
You hard-featured harness cask of pathological tatou foam
You sad punch bowl of infested Brussels griffon holdovers
You teratic soup bowl of ulcerated Shetland sheep dog ejectamenta
You vile autoclave of insalubrious miller sewage
You unpretty vasculum of diseased chevrotain gas
You gargoylish blackjack of toxiferous mule heaves
You contemptible spider of wormy coonhound chips
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