Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You annoying rack of freeloving wood mouse cinders
You execrable wooden basket of plagued turkey egestion
You embarrassing sea bag of neuritic bushtit flatulence
You unengaging china of tumorigenic miller emesis
You exasperating envelope of pleuritic kiang hemorrhage
You obnoxious percolator of arthritic tamarin semen
You ill-made wardrobe of tainted flying squirrel holdovers
You harassing billy of venerate hog-nose snake urine
You unattractive packing box of envenomed stickleback night soil
You misshapen pottinger of grubby tautog scum
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