Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sad ditty bag of morbid mantis drool
You pesky ammunition box of indecent mute swan grounds
You annoying udder of ratty blowfly flux
You saddening portmanteau of allergic albacore rumps
You heartsickening bursa of chlorotic indigo bunting evacuation
You inelegant plate of colicky ant lion sialorrhea
You woebegone file of anemic antelope chipmunk stumps
You unappeteizing cannikin of scorbutic raven flowers
You disgusting tyg of cankered American lion coprolite
You unenjoyable vacuum bottle of bilious wren-tit expectoration
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