Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rotten barrel of miasmic swordfish rheum
You forbidding splint basket of venenous fisher debris
You atrocious noggin of injurious caddis fly spittle
You disagreeable chiffonier of cancerous Southdown transudation
You heinous pottinger of cankerous sawfly coprolite
You affecting finger bowl of variolar German short-haired pointer emesis
You ill-shaped quiver of toxicant Charbray sinter
You unbeauteous traveling bag of paralytic banteng salts
You repugnant tray of deadly chub effusion
You evil-looking boot of noxious crocodile detritus
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