Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hard-featured coffer of insanitary Weimaraner discharge
You uglified kit bag of sullied guereza effusion
You saddening cist of nephritic Russian blue cat ejection
You pesky vasculum of unsanitary chinch fossils
You agonizing sleeping bag of venenous Rhodesian ridgeback husks
You comfortless cistern of luetic eel debris
You ignoble ditty bag of anemic puff adder squirt
You dire beer glass of pocky deer mouse pus
You provoking coffin of infected myna stool
You disconcerting legume of dyspeptic Siamese cat detritus
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