Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You moving teacup of pathological deer residue
You afflictive goblet of variolar codling moth ejectamenta
You deplorable thermos of mortified St. Mark's fly urine
You bleak pod of cankerous harlequin snake clinkers
You abhorrent gallipot of toxical Marco Polo's sheep emission
You mephitic cedar chest of pneumonic willet wind
You ghastly salver of communicable kiang egesta
You dysphemistic demitasse of poisoned myna sialorrhea
You unpretty davenport of destructive Lincoln pee
You obscene vacuum bottle of insanitary paddlefish ejection
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