Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You evil-favored spider of miasmatic panda ends
You tormenting carton of indigestible wood tick detritus
You sour wardrobe of pestilential black bear scoria
You repugnant gunny of ulcerous finback debris
You dysphemized bursa of scabietic fer-de-lance spit
You evil-looking kilderkin of rachitic cedarbird moraine
You depressing chest of injurious petrel leftovers
You uglified bail of foul bristletail pats
You horrendous pipkin of tabid jumping mouse vomit
You racking pouch of anemic prairie fox ordure
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