Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You awkward casket of pestilential harbor seal piddle
You depressive basin of consumptive sandpiper chips
You miasmal pottinger of harmful Leghorn evacuation
You foul tun of poisonous eland purulence
You abhorrent coal scuttle of ulcerated komondor holdovers
You malodorous liqueur glass of carcinogenic viper discharge
You unsavory bundle of rachitic Rottweiler guano
You beastly bleb of encephalitic dormouse secretion
You cacophonic poke of cankered shoveler remnants
You dismaying tinderbox of mortified horsefly deposits
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