Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unwelcome vat of malign cobia sewage
You rueful demijohn of deadly snout beetle barf
You ill-proportioned bunker of tumorigenic German shepherd dribble
You cacophonous billy of chlorotic canvasback autacoid
You uncomfortable credenza of pneumonic sea dog manure
You heartbreaking money box of septic nighthawk parings
You repulsive musette bag of gangrened kingbird draff
You bothering dispatch box of contaminated Arctic hare BO
You mournful flower basket of cankered jackass fossils
You miasmic coffee urn of dropsical chigoe feculence
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