Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You gross coffer of destructive lion-tailed monkey grounds
You disgusting marsupium of gouty sparrow hawk flatus
You burdensome cedar chest of tabetic blue jay spittle
You rotten brandy snifter of bilious garter snake manure
You deformed scrotum of unhealthful eft remainders
You heartwounding mortarboard of injurious tobacco worm extravasation
You rending wastepaper basket of allergic catfish ejaculation
You beastly wardrobe of scrofulous elm leaf beetle precipitations
You fulsome till of maculate harlequin snake defecation
You forbidding casket of tainted Scottish deerhound feces
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