Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrible scyphus of injurious Turkish cat feces
You loathsome till of pediculous Gila monster spit
You grisly tablespoon of indecent thoroughbred smut
You teasing briefcase of abandoned flickertail sinter
You awful snuffbox of pestilential shark ptyalism
You malodorous harness cask of noxious foxhound flatuosity
You wearying sink of venomous pocket gopher drivel
You sorrowful cist of colicky kestrel tears
You unattractive vat of pleuritic aurochs turd
You pestilent hod of malignant flour moth filings
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