Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sickening pericarp of infective steelhead ejectment
You vile davenport of teeming sawfish flatuosity
You deplorable vasculum of rachitic lyrebird salts
You mournful caddie bag of cankered zoril rheum
You heartbreaking trencher of ratty skate squirt
You dismaying catchall of peccant ruffed grouse precipitations
You unaesthetic honeypot of morbific water snake deposits
You objectionable stewpan of phthisic ant draff
You grim-faced coaster of luetic potato bug snot
You dolorogenic washbasket of anemic buffalo bug odds and ends
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