Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You blotted hod of unwholesome rove beetle deposits
You despicable desk of contagious striped bass expectoration
You execrable caldron of venomous chickaree spout
You teratic dessert spoon of toxical camelopard sialorrhea
You horrendous canteen of colicky bedbug butts
You horrific honeypot of poisoned Cheshire vestiges
You revolting shot glass of allergic whippoorwill salivation
You ungainly coal scuttle of pleuritic guillemot spit
You onerous washbasket of rachitic oriole slag
You forbidding sitzbath of pneumonic capuchin flatuosity
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