Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unlikable flower basket of colicky white Leghorn slobber
You unpleasing beaker of deadly trout elimination
You heartsickening packing box of scorbutic bream ptyalism
You sorrowful cream pitcher of gangrened Syrian bear ejection
You repugnant trunk of toxiferous pocket mouse sweepings
You plaguing scrotum of polluted beaver pats
You ill-made cyst of debauched Brittany spaniel flatulence
You distressful boot of gouty woodcock chips
You undelicious bladder of teeming gnu salts
You grisly pipe of nephritic goatsucker embers
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