Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You teratic flacon of insalubrious ground squirrel parings
You heartsickening follicle of scrofulous dung beetle excretion
You misproportioned pony of peccant silverfish scoria
You displeasing locker of communicable gemsbok flops
You ghastly punch bowl of freeloving laughing jackass spout
You irritating davenport of cankered goat grounds
You heartrending pipe of noxious white Plymouth Rock urine
You dysphemized reed basket of noisome Merino elimination
You dolorous butt of scabietic goshawk wind
You grotesque demijohn of abandoned French bulldog regurgitation
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