Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You crude drawer of deadly panda dejecta
You dolorous vargueno of pathological bull terrier hormone
You dysphemized locker box of insanitary tope perspiration
You harsh tyg of pediculous Welsh rumps
You worrisome horn of diseased Shetland wind
You hard-favored scrip [archaic] of miasmatic firefly guano
You touching marsupium of toxical French coach horse egesta
You unpleasing cuspidor of polluted racer ca-ca
You disagreeable carton of neuralgic cutthroat trout dung
You heartrending trencher of unsanitary fly-catching warbler mucus
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