Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ugly drum of noxious hippopotamus excreta
You unshapely closet of rachitic mallard urine
You irksome soup bowl of virulent fruit-tree bark beetle stumps
You fetid cereal bowl of unsanitary antelope stubble
You grotesque cake pan of diseased mole precipitations
You tiresome liqueur glass of poisoned coon autacoid
You hard-visaged evening bag of tumorigenic tobacco worm spittle
You pestiferous pocket of cancerous muntjac effusion
You misbegotten catchall of teeming monitor purulence
You frightful musk bag of epileptic elkhound belch
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