Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grim-faced rundlet of unsalutary flamingo waste
You ungainly compact of indecent mako shark gas
You grim-visaged ashcan of syphilitic Galloway excrement
You untasteful hot-water bottle of unchaste barn swallow deposits
You odious pillbox of innutritious gavial effusion
You hard-featured packing box of maculate rattlesnake remnants
You unspeakable Canterbury of colicky louse offscourings
You hard-visaged quiver of unhealthy musk deer egesta
You shocking watering can of infectious smelt slag
You exasperating demitasse of tumorigenic ruddy duck odds and ends
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