Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You troubling snuffbox of plagued baleen whale jakes
You desolating caster of septic cavy sweat
You ill-featured potty of polluted malamute excrement
You foul pocketbook of smirched cobra slaver
You insufferable ditty bag of maculate filefish feculence
You affecting musette bag of phthisic trout hormone
You sharp reliquary of tainted pickerel frog residuua
You joyless pitcher of pathogenic mollusk piss
You fulsome jeroboam of impure Welsh pony defecation
You plaguing mug of cankerous curculio vestiges
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