Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You afflicting rummer of neuritic ring-tailed cat extrusion
You mephitic duffel bag of wanton bald eagle effusion
You unpalatable pottle of venomous char dejecta
You unenjoyable hamper of miasmal pine mouse excreta
You rending wooden basket of scabietic herring disgorgement
You horrible cistern of septic silky terrier drivel
You cacophonic powder box of infective gavial remnants
You undelectable pocket of unhygenic crappie spit
You pathetic splint basket of measly dachshund grounds
You dire mug of dyspeptic jay vomition
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