Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You piteous salver of venenous guinea pig sialagogue
You ugly bakepan of epileptic English setter ejection
You gruesome cist of virulent coon remains
You galling dinner pail of teeming coon cat snot
You uncomfortable teacup of venomous zeuglodon wind
You horrid tyg of septic lion-tailed monkey ash
You dolorogenic suitcase of grubby gopher snake piddle
You dismaying ashpan of contaminated chaffinch embers
You untasteful fistula of toxicant cicada thyroxin
You distressful schooner of chlorotic deer sweat
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