Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You spoiled tablespoon of phthisic polar fox sewerage
You overburdensome punch bowl of unclean glass snake alluvia
You disgusting pipe of infective teredo clinkers
You poignant flower basket of poisonous codling moth residue
You sour bindle of palsied Alsatian ructation
You plaguing coffee cup of morbific boar squirt
You afflictive commode of tumorigenic lemur wind
You foul holster of miasmatic filefish piss
You gruesome sea bag of deadly house martin pus
You unsightly brandy snifter of unvirginal Rock relics
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