Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unshapely calyx of wormy sapsucker excreta
You stinking snuffbox of ulcerated pollack spurt
You heartbreaking wire basket of morbid bison stumps
You crushing bladder of morbific Indian buffalo eruption
You foul ark of hypertensive ice bear spit
You exhausting bushel of insanitary coon eccrisis
You humiliating spoon of unhygenic merganser coprolite
You unsightly bidet of lousy poodle drool
You crude shelf of scorbutic white Plymouth Rock detritus
You pestilential hogshead of allergic pilchard deposits
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