Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You spoiled golf bag of communicable manta belch
You marred flight bag of contaminated wapiti exudate
You unpleasant mail pouch of ulcerous Turk eruption
You mephitic spatula of sullied mole cricket coprolite
You tyrannous wineglass of phthisic slow-worm settlings
You replusive tobacco pouch of rheumatic bobolink crap
You dreadful ostensorium of dyspeptic grayling pee
You touching traveling bag of virulent fox squirrel night soil
You uninviting porringer of noisome bulldog offscourings
You tiresome billy of wormy robber fly holdovers
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