Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hideous carton of variolar Rottweiler egestion
You fulsome carafe of freeloving rose beetle excrement
You harrowing moneybag of podagric mara soot
You defaced spatula of toxic teal refuse
You insufferable bassinet of bilious hoot owl flops
You abhorrent scrip [archaic] of septic manul smut
You awkward tinderbox of smirched right whale stubble
You aggravating vesicle of innutritious gavial survivals
You obscene pottinger of hydropic louse traces
You embarrassing fifth of malign pochard silt
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