Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You irksome brandy snifter of palsied mosquito hawk dejecta
You poignant stoup of scorbutic swamp rabbit spurt
You cheerless tallboy of infective bobolink eruption
You bothersome stewpan of pestilential agouti holdovers
You exasperating coffin of rickety Shetland sweepings
You miasmic sacculus of unsanitary Groenendael residuua
You hateful ostensorium of mortified armadillo leavings
You pitiable scabbard of illicit Hamburg dung
You comfortless cell of unsalutary elephant seal ejection
You unalluring cereal bowl of deadly ostrich sewerage
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