Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrific locker box of wanton viper piddle
You hard-visaged seedcase of morbific buzzard butts
You harrowing coffin of allergic Mexican hairless belch
You pestilential vacuum bottle of plagued Yorkshire scraps
You dysphemistic sea bag of carcinogenic silky terrier shavings
You blotted urn of virulent rose beetle coprolite
You sorrowful bidet of infected miller's-thumb alluvia
You rotten legume of peccant peewee transudation
You graceless scoop of polluted wolfhound rumps
You distressing holdall of toxiferous sable antelope dejecta
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