Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You uglified trough of podagric goldfinch deposits
You hard-favored bundle of mortified miniature schnauzer chaff
You desolating carafe of lousy elkhound cinders
You tormenting canteen of infested Irish setter defecation
You unlovely dinner pail of septic pintail tears
You defaced sleeping bag of venenous squid stool
You unhandsome highboy of grubby curlew dross
You burdensome shovel of luetic hermit thrush draff
You dreadful bail of colicky toad feces
You clumsy GI can of gouty crane depositions
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