Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You comfortless bin of virulent wood rat stumps
You desolating kilderkin of toxical white Wyandotte scoria
You atrocious mussuk of beset tree shrew night soil
You stinking reed basket of miasmatic yellowtail sweepings
You ill-proportioned jeroboam of wormy Ryeland coprolith
You grim-faced scoop of toxiferous bass discharge
You tiresome musk bag of lousy dugong defecation
You loathsome skep of malign Panama debris
You pestilential saccus of destructive dung beetle remainders
You noxious cake pan of rachitic Havana brown cat ends
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