Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unpalatable golf bag of grubby middle white saliva
You sharp packing box of noisome guib exudate
You misproportioned marsupium of loose Narragansett pacer dregs
You wearying stewpan of ulcerated glass snake sewage
You hard-favored harness cask of variolar secretary bird relics
You clumsy bureau of morbid cayman excrement
You troublesome stein of unhygenic sable antelope residue
You ugly pony of unhealthy kea perspiration
You dysphemistic piggin of ulcerous antelope chipmunk heaves
You malformed hatbox of contaminated pug thyroxin
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