Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unpleasant schooper of miasmatic binturong ash
You noxious pocketbook of arthritic solan goose expulsion
You frightful saucepan of rachitic gorilla precipitates
You obnoxious clothes hamper of tubercular kiwi extravasation
You grievous tureen of foul English springer spaniel scourings
You distressful bleb of noxious urus ptyalism
You unbeautiful trencher of neuritic Cape buffalo scraps
You tormenting jeroboam of paralytic smelt disgorgement
You depressing trunk of leprous sable antelope rubbish
You repulsive golf bag of peccant wood frog chips
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