Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You despicable broiler of paralytic Old English sheep dog evacuation
You bitter palette of ravaged mockingbird diaphoresis
You shapeless moneybag of infective horned toad belch
You ill-proportioned crucible of gangrened flying squirrel ejecta
You depressive cyst of communicable ring-necked pheasant sialagogue
You nauseating cyathus of besmirched Shetland sheep dog spout
You crushing hatbox of poisonous chimney swift transudation
You unpleasing cigarette case of miasmatic cricket coprolite
You horrific matchbox of dyspeptic goose salts
You unhandsome teapot of mortified sprig gas
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