Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You awful briefcase of edematous eel debris
You obscene dipper of poisoned octopus belch
You cacogenic coaster of illicit barn swallow voidance
You blemished trash can of neuralgic snapping turtle expectoration
You evil-looking fruit basket of poisonous hippopotamus spew
You ill-featured legume of plagued fallow deer excrement
You abhorrent tumbler of gangrened American foxhound emission
You horrible vanity case of hydropic wild sheep effluent
You disfigured money box of ulcerated hoot owl slobber
You pestering pottinger of pathogenic capercaillie autacoid
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