Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You miasmal cedar chest of toxic red-headed woodpecker dross
You homely cake pan of laryngitic diamondback excreta
You miasmic wardrobe of infectious chipmunk spit
You insufferable amnion of harmful hogfish stool
You uncomely cist of unvirginal dung beetle droppings
You ghastly punch bowl of palsied flying fish exudate
You plaguesome tobacco pouch of tabetic mosquito hawk evacuation
You repulsive coal scuttle of venenous dobson fly settlings
You afflictive caster of neuritic grunt odds and ends
You vexatious shovel of poisoned guppy precipitations
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