Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pesky crate of unassimilable barn swallow spew
You awkward hutch of cankerous ring-necked pheasant saliva
You oppressive buck basket of harmful minnow drool
You unalluring scoop of venerate spectacled cobra holdovers
You rending buffet of peccant emu stumps
You dire saddlebag of malignant mud puppy droppings
You horrible horn of palsied gnatcatcher autacoid
You dolorific locker of gouty milk snake turd
You teasing musette bag of freeloving owl residuua
You graceless tableware of miasmal Brown Swiss dross
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