Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You plaguesome stomach of noisome mealybug salivation
You ungraced trunk of pestiferous toad vestiges
You gross crock of toxiferous stinkbug stubble
You discomforting hutch of diabetic bobcat stool
You desolating musette bag of morbid pike vomit
You unpretty chiffonier of scorbutic shellfish sewage
You nauseating washtub of virulent hummingbird extravasation
You oppressive glass of peccant rat terrier diaphoresis
You hateful saccus of infective barn owl sediment
You uncomely sac of variolar cocker spaniel exudate
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