Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You bleak slop pail of noisome basset ejectment
You disagreeable washbasket of unsalutary squid semen
You provoking bowl of rheumatic tuna exudation
You plaguey beer glass of wormy eelpout draff
You nasty plate of communicable beetle urine
You tyrannous canister of toxic Japanese spaniel eructation
You exhausting warming pan of grubby aberdevine orts
You malformed shelf of cancerous collie droppings
You undesirable sea bag of virulent jackrabbit thyroxin
You ill-featured cone of indigestible St. Bernard diaphoresis
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