Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You awkward cannikin of miasmic bobwhite clinkers
You aggravating nose bag of teeming Bantam gas
You disgusting hatbox of luetic Brittany spaniel residue
You horrible commode of diseased chamois regurgitation
You malodorous chifforobe of deadly Hereford depositions
You excruciating moneybag of consumptive chinchilla droppings
You beastly vanity bag of malignant bluebottle lacrimation
You grim-visaged coffer of smirched Welsh corgi refuse
You pitiable plate of wormy Tamworth burp
You pesky calabash of septic goldeneye flatuosity
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