Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ill-shaped frying pan of scorbutic caribou foam
You troubling brandy snifter of infested Saluki sediment
You annoying milk pail of indigestible black bass relics
You ungraceful scrotum of gangrened carcajou pats
You repellent spade of chlorotic copperhead remains
You stinking saucepan of consumptive Welsh terrier jakes
You grim-faced portfolio of unhealthful miniature schnauzer excrement
You displeasing blackjack of poisonous sambar eructation
You onerous pan broiler of contaminated Siamese cat ptyalism
You comfortless noggin of defiled lemur sweat
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