Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You mortifying tea chest of loose Norwich terrier leavings
You disturbing gravy boat of pathological shovelhead shark night soil
You pathetic schooper of unchaste nighthawk squirt
You sharp waiter of diseased flour moth ejaculation
You afflicting pod of incontinent cockchafer eructation
You consuming sea bag of wormy Bouvier des Flandres dribble
You unwelcome vesicle of dyspeptic tayra ca-ca
You touching coffin of bilious katydid rags
You unbeauteous rack of lousy Shetland sheep dog effluent
You comfortless bedroll of pedicular Dolly Varden trout tears
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