Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unappealing caisson of cancerous Angora goat smut
You rueful GI can of ulcerated musk-ox dribble
You shapeless pottle of malarial yellowtail emission
You unengaging trunk of harmful rorqual leavings
You heartbreaking locker of dropsical English setter spit
You blemished overnight bag of pestilential tatouay egestion
You unpretty tyg of malign stoat excretes
You dolorogenic bathtub of phthisic harbor seal froth
You uninviting bindle of neuralgic crow grounds
You vexing tin can of deadly cinnamon bear odds and ends
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