Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrid bowl of adulterous Norwich terrier scoria
You dislikable wardrobe of freeloving margay embers
You shapeless cream pitcher of loose catfish snot
You plaguesome cuspidor of miasmal red grouse traces
You detestable splint basket of tainted oont [India] rubbish
You disturbing kit of variolous mute swan perspiration
You tragic porringer of unhygenic dove secretion
You shocking pony of gouty rat relics
You offensive butt of defiled Cape buffalo discharge
You aggravating dispatch box of unassimilable humpback flops
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