Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You fetid schoolbag of insanitary wood rat flowers
You cacophonous teakettle of envenomed butterfish expectoration
You ungraced bandolier of harmful tiger moth slag
You undelectable shovel of rheumatic Siberian husky egestion
You uninviting wineglass of pleuritic guillemot burp
You heartrending drinking horn of mortified whistler sweat
You grinding game bag of ulcerous cliff swallow crap
You awkward sinus of anemic Siamese cat flatuosity
You misproportioned salver of pathological swordfish flatus
You unendurable labis [eccl] of incontinent water moccasin exudate
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