Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unlikable drawer of morbific sparrow embers
You ill-made caster of abandoned cat draff
You ill-favored schoolbag of variolous silver fox emesis
You irksome silique of tumorigenic elephant seal coprolite
You blemished plate of syphilitic nighthawk regurgitation
You annoying rucksack of innutritious zebra sialagogue
You odious ventricle of tubercular wild ass manure
You deplorable butt of diabetic mallard saliva
You thankless tray of contagious owl discharge
You vexing cereal bowl of sullied guib precipitates
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