Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grotesque tumbler of maculate horned toad spurt
You unappealing hogshead of bilious katydid silt
You gargoylish ashcan of syphilitic wood wasp odds and ends
You foul finger bowl of toxical shrew hemorrhage
You grisly cigarette case of nephritic caecilian stool
You agonizing haversack of podagric giant bass BO
You comfortless boodle bag of pestiferous croaker ruins
You troublesome hatbox of insalubrious torpedo fish evacuation
You obscene scyphus of tubercular shrike relics
You offensive purse of poisonous bass wind
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