Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ill-proportioned cardcase of gangrenous Faverolle ejectamenta
You undelicious saccule of malign striped bass dribble
You miasmal frying pan of ratty filefish sweepings
You unwelcome roaster of pestiferous buffalo bug autacoid
You cacophonic buffet of rickety towhee traces
You hideous patella of scorbutic Egyptian cat dingleberry
You monstrous tote bag of scrofulous clumber spaniel ash
You mortifying jar of pocky box turtle vomition
You bleak eggcup of communicable Saluki drool
You grim cyst of chlorotic ephemerid flux
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