Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You affecting watering can of loose-moraled crossbill ejectamenta
You teasing bursa of morbid langur flow
You defaced honeypot of peccant red-headed woodpecker foam
You mortifying tub of smirched horned owl droppings
You unsavory boiler of toxic English springer spaniel discharge
You disturbing skep of scrofulous black Sumatra dross
You harsh autoclave of wanton whitefish flux
You malodorous washtub of unsalutary conger ash
You dolorific dinner pail of infective horse mackerel silt
You baneful hutch of maculate hartebeest dung
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