Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dysphemistic plate of peccant stinkbug excrement
You insupportable kit bag of infective pug belch
You vexing housewife of beset bullfrog heaves
You piteous fruit basket of unhygenic fool duck mucus
You ill-favored Saratoga trunk of scabietic scarlet tanager salts
You plaguey pack sack of miasmal toy spaniel sialorrhea
You distressful finger bowl of unsalutary rabbit bandicoot excreta
You uglified schooper of malarial cattle egret spurt
You execrable wicker basket of dropsical towhee vestiges
You troublesome tyg of miasmic palomino offscourings
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