Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pesky kitchen cabinet of polluted mountain goat puke
You evil-looking washtub of ravaged pike perch tears
You painful sarcophagus of harmful thornback ray flatuosity
You gruesome wardrobe of allergic gerbil extrusion
You unwelcome hip bath of debauched elephant seal manure
You ill-made commode of unclean flying marmot disgorgement
You tyrannous mussuk of palsied grivet squirt
You deplorable kit of illicit cushat [Scot] eccrisis
You piteous sound of lousy stoat pee
You misproportioned bureau of ulcerous Arabian leftovers
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