Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You woebegone cistern of malarial pine snake drivel
You misproportioned saccule of polluted bollworm evacuation
You beastly kit of tainted Maltese orts
You dysphemistic cell of envenomed ant snot
You dreary labis [eccl] of hydropic bobwhite purulence
You displeasing bail of pedicular shovel-nose ejectamenta
You ungraced legume of communicable drosophila ruins
You nasty chamber pot of incontinent midwife toad saliva
You cacophonous mail pouch of infested swordfish emesis
You lamentable pan broiler of toxiferous Angora goat autacoid
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