Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrible socket of rachitic snow goose flatus
You heinous pack sack of cankerous beluga feces
You afflictive cruse of diabetic terrapin snot
You baneful scrip [archaic] of pedicular French Canadian flatuosity
You unbeauteous credenza of unhealthful buff Orpington barf
You fetid pottle of dyspeptic oyster catcher slobber
You dysphemized basin of unvirginal barn owl stool
You awkward chest of drawers of adulterous siskin droppings
You blemished teapot of toxical mute swan piss
You marred dishpan of illicit greenbottle fly sialorrhea
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