Insult code by Ron Hardin.
Each entry has about 42 bits of randomness. Queries are not recorded. Randomness is probably as good as the random resource in the operating system.
You undesirable brandy snifter of malignant miniature schnauzer excreta
You hard-favored tobacco pouch of impure puma autacoid
You evil-favored oil can of unclean sea trout elimination
You overburdensome bunker of carcinogenic mountain sheep salivation
You deformed basin of podagric golden trout residue
You exhausting vitrine of syphilitic sea bream offscourings
You importunate crucible of infested bookworm spittle
You dreadful follicle of unhealthful bollworm defecation
You painful hutch of toxic Plantation walking horse soot
You desolating jardiniere of wanton partridge diaphoresis
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