Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You moving flowerpot of besmirched earthworm guano
You unpretty butt of morbific hammerhead shark ejectamenta
You provoking honeypot of edematous Chinook salmon chips
You sad budget [dial] of pestiferous burro effusion
You agonizing bowl of palsied manta puke
You crude sauce boat of ulcerated coati extrusion
You unlovely hip bath of unsalutary hobby disgorgement
You plaguesome locker box of scorbutic Tennessee walking horse ruins
You sour haversack of unclean gazelle precipitates
You rueful net of scabietic whippoorwill salivation
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