Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrid wineskin of loose greylag goose stool
You ill-favored hopper of pathological firebrat squirt
You pestilent pail of podagric mayfly excreta
You baneful Saratoga trunk of dropsical bullfinch spout
You hard-favored shoulder bag of pediculous Hereford purulence
You sour tucker bag [Austral] of unhealthy springer spaniel rubbish
You cacogenic silique of tubercular sting ray residue
You deformed scrotum of wanton termite clinkers
You burdensome ewer of rickety lark pee
You hard-visaged pocketbook of venerate green turtle cinders
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