Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You plaguesome bakepan of miasmal roe spurt
You grotesque air bladder of variolous Blackburnian warbler ejection
You insufferable highboy of impure grouper flatulence
You shapeless bunker of ratty gadfly chaff
You obscene stein of smirched kookaburra survivals
You scarecrowish clothes hamper of tainted silkworm hormone
You beastly flight bag of soiled camelopard ructation
You affecting water butt of morbific bonnet monkey excretes
You ungainly tun of dropsical saber-toothed tiger hemorrhage
You unalluring vargueno of tumorigenic Romanov saliva
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