Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You touching vitrine of miasmic gnat salts
You woeful budget [dial] of wanton gemsbok sewage
You woebegone drum of ulcerated tobacco worm elimination
You uglified decanter of unhygenic cisco lacrimation
You heartbreaking flight bag of grubby hackee vomit
You sharp hot-water bottle of scrofulous baboon clinkers
You harsh cage of injurious elkhound stumps
You miasmal suitcase of variolous Percheron ejectment
You despicable traveling bag of unvirginal salamander chaff
You obscene picnic basket of impure sawfish disgorgement
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