Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You deformed folio of pathological musk hog remnants
You contemptible rush basket of epileptic whooper swan vestiges
You ill-proportioned saccus of laryngitic woolly mammoth piddle
You depressing e´tui of foul boll weevil pus
You ill-shaped flagon of edematous Audubon's warbler rheum
You heartwounding udder of gouty katydid slaver
You spoiled tyg of pocky wild ox vomit
You graceless press of insanitary boxer jakes
You malformed ashtray of illicit jackass flowers
You pitiable casket of tainted cobra dross
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