Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ill-made tinderbox of morbid goldfinch piss
You bitter wicker basket of noxious lyrebird sewage
You homely tucker bag [Austral] of anemic chub fart
You shapeless water butt of laryngitic mole rubbish
You cacophonic wineglass of contagious boxer flux
You moving spittoon of rheumatic deer mouse semen
You uglified bunker of diseased Brahman extrusion
You plaguey filing box of unvirginal magpie night soil
You ghastly liqueur glass of miasmatic malamute ejaculation
You fetid money box of poisoned blindworm discharge
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