Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You cacophonous tassie [Brit] of pathogenic lion crap
You awful ditty bag of abandoned coot piddle
You importunate bathtub of malign toy terrier flatuosity
You thankless calyx of diseased lion-tailed monkey dingleberry
You lamentable mail pouch of podagric Rocky Mountain goat voidance
You unbearable secretary of destructive erne discharge
You mournful salad bowl of leprous chimney swift dejecta
You heavy Toby-jug of tumorous veery extravasation
You ignoble scrotum of peccant chickadee ends
You graceless cake pan of polluted cockatiel ejectment
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