Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You disgusting pan broiler of teeming miller scraps
You moving porringer of laryngitic chicken hawk dribble
You unsightly splint basket of allergic gazelle hound diaphoresis
You appalling folio of noisome boar eructation
You disagreeable keg of ravaged canary husks
You evil-favored tray of incontinent catamount hemorrhage
You gargoylish tinderbox of peccant wood tick urine
You worrying desk of poisonous Russian owtchar jakes
You abhorrent gunny of gangrened mule regurgitation
You horrible potty of diseased redstart clinkers
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