Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrifying grip of infective Bantam excreta
You grievous plate of cankered sergeant fish secretion
You distressful trowel of teeming jumping mouse settlings
You forbidding creel of incontinent cutlass fish hemorrhage
You tiresome hot-water bottle of smirched bustard spittle
You grisly fifth of laryngitic black Sumatra vestiges
You unengaging ashtray of noisome crane fly ends
You dysphemized ashcan of unsanitary wildebeest leavings
You crude beaker of unhealthy bass butts
You consuming glass of variolar King Charles spaniel husks
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