Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ill-featured blister of teeming orangutan remnants
You homely cuspidor of besmirched Burmese cat husks
You repulsive duffel bag of tumorigenic bat egesta
You horrific backpack of dyspeptic chameleon scourings
You hideous platter of diseased pack rat autacoid
You sickening tinderbox of contagious butterfly ca-ca
You hard-featured crib of noxious jigger salts
You despicable flacon of abandoned Hampshire chaff
You unwelcome pocket of pneumonic bettong dung
You grinding pitcher of venomous otterhound scraps
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