Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You saddening hopper of freeloving ground squirrel ptyalism
You awful sea bag of pestilential hound thyroxin
You tyrannous flower bowl of palsied Scottish blackface diaphoresis
You harassing secretary of diabetic coati flatus
You racking flight bag of tainted gourami egestion
You untasteful tote bag of foul caddis fly ca-ca
You troublesome cruet of envenomed cottontail rabbit purulence
You insufferable carboy of miasmal congo snake depositions
You cacogenic sac of indigestible myna guano
You oppressive Canterbury of dropsical crustacean coprolith
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