Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unwelcome secretary of pestiferous alligator debris
You misbegotten hamper of veneniferous gray fox traces
You sickening pony of freeloving blowfly ejecta
You hideous caldron of pleuritic mouflon detritus
You beastly boiler of leprous Groenendael sialorrhea
You unpleasing drawer of dropsical Weimaraner precipitates
You exasperating double boiler of insanitary leopard frog effluent
You foul bursa of pathogenic midge defecation
You onerous pocketbook of tainted kiang grounds
You distressful tun of pestilential electric ray refuse
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