Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrid rush basket of nephritic Shire puke
You unbeauteous flask of leprous sambar flops
You rending liqueur glass of sullied basking shark effusion
You irritating wastepaper basket of harmful cachalot slobber
You graceless tablespoon of epileptic harnessed antelope hemorrhage
You misbegotten flagon of bilious firebrat sweat
You ill-made tassie [Brit] of unsanitary filefish guano
You hard-favored calabash of insanitary Afghan hound mucus
You insufferable cell of infected gourami foam
You uncomfortable holster of ulcerous Clydesdale diaphoresis
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