Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unwelcome coffin of dropsical brush deer salts
You dysphemistic bunker of gangrenous hornet grounds
You sore blackjack of pleuritic black game diaphoresis
You base splint basket of anemic garganey burp
You woebegone valise of phthisic rhesus residuua
You excruciating double boiler of miasmic billbug slobber
You horrifying kitchen boiler of podagric vireo droppings
You disagreeable till of unwholesome dove flux
You revolting reticule of insanitary Rambouillet sperm
You unalluring bathtub of measly hackee effluent
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