Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unsightly packet of ratty slow-worm scum
You replusive messkit of chlorotic Chester White autacoid
You worrying Canterbury of lousy armyworm filings
You base tobacco pouch of pathogenic Belgian sheep dog parings
You uncomfortable cistern of tubercular eagle sweepings
You unhandsome billfold of contagious sambar sewerage
You tiresome drinking cup of envenomed harlequin snake coprolite
You marred wineglass of gouty woodcock egestion
You cheerless beer glass of infectious Gila monster crap
You untasteful flacon of tumorigenic milk snake excrement
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