Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You tormenting flower bowl of infective Malinois emesis
You sore rundlet of leprous fulmar exudation
You painful goblet of edematous blue Andalusian vomit
You distasteful breadbasket of smirched Japanese beetle mucus
You grotesque seedcase of bilious Havana brown cat urine
You noisome traveling bag of grubby dove thyroxin
You vexatious clothespress of infectious sucker dross
You unshapely ewer of soiled teju rags
You bothering phial of ratty mole cricket remains
You rebarbative locker box of variolous wireworm pus
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