Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You offensive caddie bag of carcinogenic harrier foam
You uncomfortable lota of wormy dabchick egesta
You horrendous percolator of communicable Minorca salivation
You ill-favored satchel of ratty water spaniel detritus
You vexing pottle of infested Yorkshire ruins
You awful pail of unsalutary guillemot sewage
You ghastly shoulder bag of epileptic American saddle horse jakes
You noxious air sac of ravaged pronghorn offscourings
You hideous coffin of miasmatic salmon trout stumps
You obnoxious pillbox of indigestible armadillo scoria
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