Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You plaguesome sheath of syphilitic carabao parings
You disfigured biggin of pocky ibis spit
You heavy urn of contagious Charbray night soil
You onerous kit bag of smirched bobolink purulence
You distressful boot of pathogenic Lhasa apso extrusion
You awkward whatnot of ulcerated sea perch detritus
You unsightly ashpan of infective puffin sperm
You nasty tinderbox of insanitary elephant seal stubble
You torturous boll of neuralgic veiltail ructation
You repulsive magazine of unhealthy harvest mouse alluvia
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