Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pestilential wallet of scabietic speckled trout jakes
You cacophonic percolator of dropsical kingbird flatulence
You dolorific dispatch box of epileptic St. Bernard lacrimation
You oppressive marsupium of beset dinosaur rheum
You dire pan broiler of grubby crake froth
You dolorogenic coffin of unwholesome grunt dross
You pathetic tub of sullied jerboa thyroxin
You pestilent glass of insanitary stickleback ejecta
You foul chamber pot of freeloving mandrill debris
You undelectable cuspidor of morbific Waler snot
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