Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You teratic waiter of plagued bear manure
You afflictive compote of soiled dromedary husks
You cacophonous bowl of laryngitic merganser refuse
You disgusting pitcher of diabetic chow excretion
You grinding wineskin of poisonous steenbok dejecta
You defaced GI can of venerate baboon flatulence
You unsavory harness cask of pathogenic West Highland turd
You dolorous utricle of communicable gaur draff
You unpretty Boston bag of poisoned gnu thyroxin
You depressing cabinet of neuralgic jackal expulsion
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