Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You afflicting sugar bowl of neuralgic bearded lizard ptyalism
You unbearable platter of mortified octopus elimination
You unappeteizing legume of noisome sapsucker salivation
You nauseating calabash of encephalitic widgeon sweat
You hideous socket of wormy Ryeland pus
You bitter wardrobe of unvirginal miniature poodle butts
You scarecrowish creamer of rachitic Shropshire effluent
You bothersome boodle bag of chlorotic godwit dung
You irking jeroboam of indecent manatee slobber
You saddening pod of loose Rex cat night soil
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