Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You evil-favored tyg of unvirginal hackney pony stumps
You discomforting caldron of nephritic Doberman pinscher scraps
You sharp breadbasket of wanton water bug pus
You awful carton of cankered mantis rubbish
You crude wastepaper basket of noisome monitor sputum
You gargoylish hamper of besmirched pewit hormone
You troublesome highball glass of cancerous snapping turtle ash
You unpleasing caster of smirched Rock Cornish flux
You sad reticule of pocky barbel night soil
You repelling sac of toxic New Hampshire rags
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