Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You malformed cake pan of unwholesome deer fly slabber
You gross mazer of epileptic bunting excretes
You grisly drinking horn of unsanitary French Canadian fossils
You evil-looking dosser of edematous pipit scraps
You detestable sugar bowl of toxicant Saluki BO
You cheerless vanity case of apoplectic shovelhead catfish secretion
You loathsome shot glass of debauched tic-polonga discharge
You dismal brazier of diseased ortolan embers
You burdensome filing box of nephritic songbird jakes
You heartbreaking matchbox of harmful schipperke survivals
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