Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You fetid chalice of teeming mule traces
You spoiled soup bowl of besmirched toy poodle feculence
You unendurable money box of injurious macaw elimination
You ill-featured loculus of epileptic solan goose shavings
You uncomely jeroboam of sullied flickertail rumps
You beautiless cancelli of neuritic lyrebird refuse
You objectionable closet of innutritious scarlet tanager drool
You affecting jorum of scorbutic giant bass sperm
You excruciating silique of peccant guereza lacrimation
You misproportioned buffet of foul Alaskan malamute holdovers
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