Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You wearisome flasket of sullied lion thyroxin
You sickening jug of tubercular panda turd
You embarrassing oil can of podagric tern effluent
You sharp roaster of variolous buffalo carpet beetle hormone
You unpretty caisson of edematous chamois eruption
You unlovely press of pocky pelican dribble
You unaesthetic haversack of peccant flea slobber
You cacogenic vat of measly booby moraine
You horrible pail of hypertensive karakul detritus
You dolorogenic pipe of dropsical grison silt
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