Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pitiable liqueur glass of ravaged cicala moraine
You grim-visaged piepan of noxious harvest mouse husks
You graceless wineskin of polluted koodoo residuua
You undesirable tyg of plagued black Sumatra exudation
You homely cannikin of foul pangolin rubbish
You ugly caisson of palsied musk deer expulsion
You ghastly amnion of hydropic saki flatulence
You irksome coffin of ulcerous shark vestiges
You woebegone Saratoga trunk of toxical parakeet urine
You heavy skippet of peccant cachalot grounds
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