Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You undelicious buffet of pestilential fur seal turd
You worrying roaster of adulterous fool duck settlings
You gross trunk of chlorotic Duroc puke
You despicable desk of contaminated horn fly vomition
You grim-visaged pipe of syphilitic jumping mouse ejection
You grisly schooper of foul humpback dribble
You ugly punch bowl of malign Afghan hound waste
You dysphemistic carryall of epileptic burro deer ends
You unspeakable basin of allergic cone-nose ejaculation
You clumsy pod of unvirginal fruit-tree bark beetle guano
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