Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ill-featured GI can of diseased lizard gas
You ill-proportioned saddlebag of apoplectic hawk snot
You dismaying palette of malignant urutu heaves
You pestiferous decanter of peccant sea urchin spew
You ungraceful press of grubby Russian wolfhound urine
You noxious dresser of unassimilable moccasin disgorgement
You tormenting stewpan of harmful cheetah ordure
You odious drinking cup of pestilential snout beetle drool
You crushing trash can of toxicant groundhog waste
You heavy bail of unchaste kiwi precipitates
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