Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You replusive carton of unhealthful Bouvier des Flandres guano
You wearisome cake pan of gangrened cayman sputum
You woeful biggin of beset schnauzer sewerage
You heinous coal scuttle of contagious Wyandotte squirt
You bitter shovel of adulterous gnat alluvia
You disturbing bassinet of unsanitary flickertail egesta
You grim tyg of mortified walleye waste
You exasperating tableware of encephalitic goby precipitations
You shapeless piepan of noisome wood rat rumps
You unpretty pouch of infested squirrel orts
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