Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You irking cell of toxiferous miller's-thumb ca-ca
You disfigured stoup of dyspeptic ortolan emission
You thankless capsule of rachitic Blackburnian warbler eructation
You unendurable kit bag of epileptic Wensleydale spew
You uninviting thermos of pneumonic horse mackerel chips
You troublesome oil can of polluted Chinook salmon piddle
You tiresome chamber pot of poisoned plover flatus
You dreary crane of scorbutic perch ejection
You pestilent coffeepot of ratty French Canadian remainders
You unappealing bidet of pediculous flying gurnard slag
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