Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You malformed escritoire of virulent blackbird remnants
You misshapen pottle of toxicant murre grounds
You graceless scabbard of unwholesome Lippizaner ordure
You base trunk of wormy tobacco worm leavings
You mournful waiter of tainted matamata coprolith
You harrowing cedar chest of indecent porpoise drool
You disgusting bursa of communicable cucumber flea beetle salivation
You galling scrip [archaic] of hydropic spitz ruins
You obscene kitchen cabinet of neuritic meadow lark burp
You shapeless bedroll of destructive springer spaniel emission
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