Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrendous flowerpot of insanitary muskellunge leftovers
You agonizing caldron of loose Archangel cat precipitations
You disagreeable bleb of unhealthful okapi stumps
You woebegone hipflask of rheumatic mountain lion scoria
You tiresome breadbasket of tainted gray wolf alluvia
You disgusting tinderbox of noxious Burmese cat ash
You ghastly hip bath of polluted ruffed grouse hemorrhage
You misbegotten tankard of laryngitic cheetah piddle
You execrable water butt of abandoned beaded lizard pats
You crude housewife of infectious Spotted Poland China dross
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