Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You worrying decanter of impure Sumatra ptyalism
You abominable capsule of phthisic black bear draff
You dysphemistic holster of carcinogenic teju salts
You excruciating shell of dropsical American water spaniel spew
You desolating watering can of consumptive wood frog spurt
You revolting Canterbury of contaminated fitch clinkers
You unbeautiful bassinet of unclean wood duck spittle
You affecting messkit of variolous barbel discharge
You hard-visaged piepan of pneumonic yak cinders
You unenjoyable game bag of freeloving badger dog detritus
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