Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You consuming schooner of malarial carp dregs
You defaced washtub of contaminated hoopoe mucus
You hard-visaged pillbox of communicable bison sediment
You unbearable drum of envenomed wire-haired terrier foam
You unbeautiful bakepan of epileptic blue whale traces
You depressive ark of insalubrious dung beetle scum
You tragic sac of rachitic meadow lark hemorrhage
You hard-featured fifth of indecent rove beetle embers
You frightful jug of scabietic bedbug fart
You uncomely boiler of defiled Canada goose coprolith
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