Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You moving kitchen cabinet of arthritic llama vomit
You harsh glasses of phthisic lion-tailed monkey remnants
You terrible bucket of loose turnspit exudate
You wearing fruit basket of gangrenous booby spew
You poignant eggcup of innutritious hyena flatulence
You harrowing duffel bag of pestilential foxhound hemorrhage
You pestiferous cruse of anemic Rocky Mountain goat effluent
You horrific letter file of leprous caracal BO
You mournful traveling bag of debauched goby residue
You ghastly dispatch box of venerate redshank eccrisis
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