Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You detestable rush basket of encephalitic marmoset dingleberry
You hard-featured hope chest of scabietic steenbok semen
You heavy traveling bag of indecent horse manure
You discomforting hutch of variolar tortoise flowers
You unlikable crane of plagued Himalayan cat defecation
You touching bedroll of miasmic scup eccrisis
You moving davenport of gangrened saber-toothed tiger guano
You unbearable bin of pleuritic wallaby regurgitation
You unpalatable patella of sullied teredo transudation
You pestiferous paten of rheumatic chacma diaphoresis
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