Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You uglified pack sack of miasmatic electric ray excretion
You dire sack of toxiferous Charbray effusion
You ignoble coffee cup of hydropic puffer moraine
You shapeless urn of variolar inchworm disgorgement
You exhausting flagon of pneumonic collie slobber
You gargoylish money box of infective thoroughbred rumps
You humiliating GI can of chlorotic harlequin snake debris
You woebegone coffin of laryngitic shovel-nose piddle
You uncomfortable trough of defiled adder dung
You grim-faced skep of unhealthful ring-necked pheasant spurt
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