Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You homely spoon of adulterous bullfrog sinter
You sorrowful garbage can of laryngitic moa expulsion
You worrying punnet of unclean jay feces
You pestilent bakepan of rachitic burro deer dingleberry
You undelectable finger bowl of ratty anthropoid ape sialorrhea
You abominable breadbasket of malign dipper fart
You appalling sideboard of variolar redwing ructation
You malodorous credenza of podagric horned toad clinkers
You undelicious bureau of anemic gazelle urine
You hard-favored caisson of toxicant bustard stool
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