Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You misshapen flower bowl of cankerous paddlefish draff
You atrocious teacup of noxious agama silt
You deplorable potty of bilious quetzal excrement
You wearisome sea bag of carcinogenic coon cat [dial] ruins
You hard-favored pottinger of encephalitic warbler manure
You detestable bin of indigestible quarter horse ca-ca
You unattractive carboy of grubby magpie salts
You miasmal dessert spoon of debauched toad emesis
You regrettable jorum of venomous ephemerid expulsion
You gargoylish tallboy of venerate mandrill hemorrhage
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