Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You weighty chest of drawers of tubercular cedarbird waste
You unalluring wineskin of rheumatic garganey flops
You foul skippet of insanitary scorpion fly vestiges
You tyrannous spade of incontinent German shepherd sinter
You miasmal scyphus of cankerous tortoise refuse
You ungraced e´tui of cancerous Targhee orts
You ill-looking cyst of arthritic cotton mouse dejecta
You disgusting cell of pestiferous sailfish slobber
You tragic satchel of unwholesome Kerry blue terrier debris
You woeful crock of deadly Sumatra silt
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