Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grisly blister of rachitic Canada goose foam
You miasmic shot glass of gangrened steenbok fossils
You horrible mail pouch of diabetic pilchard vestiges
You mephitic crock of communicable Belgian eructation
You stinking cellaret of virulent burro deer debris
You pestering salver of morbid ricebird pats
You clumsy clothesbasket of contagious hackee sialorrhea
You forbidding bathtub of edematous gannet pus
You plaguey billfold of ravaged Briard flatuosity
You harassing hatbox of nephritic whippet mucus
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