Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You despicable bud vase of envenomed brown thrasher disgorgement
You evil-looking commode of neuritic electric fish spout
You horrible tureen of injurious tarpon grounds
You wearying cyathus of chlorotic roadrunner ends
You uncomely mortar of unsalutary green turtle excretes
You joyless hopper of infested agama dejecta
You distressful monstrance of cankerous walkingstick offscourings
You mortifying dish of venerate large white sputum
You repulsive trash can of plagued wood wasp semen
You unappealing valise of paralytic prairie dog precipitates
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