Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You piteous cardcase of miasmal garganey barf
You abominable stave basket of illicit anthropoid ape drivel
You grinding salver of infective cotton worm spout
You terrible jerrican of smirched ring ouzel disgorgement
You cacogenic liqueur glass of toxiferous pronghorn regurgitation
You lamentable paten of tabid turkey buzzard salivation
You unshapely kitchen cabinet of palsied gannet husks
You vile vacuum bottle of hypertensive terrapin debris
You unattractive flacon of unvirginal Cheviot ejectamenta
You bleak locker box of toxic song thrush feculence
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