Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You execrable liqueur glass of contaminated flamingo perspiration
You lamentable gallipot of illicit bull snake extravasation
You fulsome cereal bowl of lousy tree squirrel soot
You dolorogenic milk pail of sullied flea effluent
You pestiferous picnic basket of infested salamander saliva
You insupportable bursa of tumorous botfly froth
You wearying thermos of veneniferous squash bug feculence
You dismal pocketbook of cankered webworm turd
You undelectable casket of debauched tamarin flatus
You distasteful pericarp of loose-moraled mongoose vestiges
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