Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You annoying cyst of carcinogenic widgeon fart
You horrid scoop of cancerous flamingo grounds
You hard-visaged tun of paralytic Lincoln orts
You crude gallipot of luetic rorqual husks
You repellent hip bath of infested Siberian husky ash
You affecting spoon of venenous greenbottle fly sialorrhea
You misshapen kit of foul Chesapeake Bay retriever exudation
You unspeakable e´tui of morbific box turtle slabber
You pestiferous spider of rickety bleak mucus
You homely holster of scrofulous salmon discharge
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