Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dolorous pan broiler of contagious ape saliva
You unlikable amnion of infected wild ox stumps
You malformed tallboy of contaminated jabalina heaves
You contemptible puncheon of scabietic horse ejectamenta
You appalling calabash of unsalutary cassowary egestion
You ungainly Boston bag of unwholesome greenbottle fly deposits
You dislikable butt of nephritic dugong filings
You despicable rucksack of phthisic blue jay expulsion
You grim-visaged purse of malarial box turtle shavings
You pesky vat of noxious bedbug ejaculation
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