Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You worrisome decanter of debauched mountain gorilla ash
You plaguey demijohn of abandoned sable antelope effluent
You hideous boodle bag of pocky spectacled cobra ordure
You misbegotten drinking cup of tainted gazelle hound guano
You ugly percolator of tabid Berkshire piddle
You teasing reticule of diseased laughing jackass husks
You disfigured pipkin of maculate blue whale regurgitation
You heinous shoulder bag of rheumatic waxwing ca-ca
You cacophonic crucible of rachitic grayling settlings
You troublesome washbasin of variolar chinch pee
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