Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You afflictive frail of ratty swordfish effluent
You gruesome golf bag of besmirched Pomeranian manure
You discomforting cage of gangrenous Narragansett pacer sewage
You horrible corbeil [archit] of veneniferous stag beetle flatus
You distasteful hutch of deadly waterbuck effusion
You obscene canteen of arthritic zoril husks
You woebegone honeypot of mortified American lion pats
You pitiable Canterbury of poisonous white Leghorn remainders
You agonizing matchbox of tabid black fox evacuation
You troublesome chifforobe of peccant roosterfish puke
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