Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unpleasing coffee urn of morbid syrphus fly eccrisis
You sorrowful mazer of venomous chafer residuua
You wearing kilderkin of tainted blue Andalusian silt
You hateful Boston bag of venerate Longhorn draff
You harrowing trough of bilious burro deer salts
You burdensome hipflask of paralytic bristletail flow
You piteous bunker of unhealthy humpback clinkers
You evil-favored lota of unhygenic passenger pigeon puke
You woebegone butt of tumorigenic antelope chipmunk ordure
You grim-visaged catch basin of abandoned Arctic hare diaphoresis
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