Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You frightful bidet of soiled black Sumatra smut
You oppressive bleb of apoplectic elm leaf beetle residue
You disfigured casserole of dyspeptic cowbird soot
You terrible crib of tainted peewee expulsion
You plaguey ditty bag of gangrenous elkhound regurgitation
You afflicting dipper of poisoned mako shark alluvia
You monstrous pillbox of toxical Houdan jet
You comfortless haversack of noisome mealworm rumps
You dreadful teakettle of unvirginal kiwi flops
You nasty jug of septic Brussels griffon remnants
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