Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pestering jardiniere of contagious hawkmoth feces
You ill-shaped sarcophagus of arthritic cottontail rabbit leavings
You unlikable wastebasket of debauched Australian terrier eructation
You ill-favored sitzbath of noisome rock dove transudation
You plaguing cancelli of loose sage grouse crap
You unaesthetic washtub of maculate sea mew smut
You joyless horn of dropsical porbeagle diaphoresis
You mortifying highboy of venomous Targhee sputum
You ill-made pipkin of ulcerated Lincoln Red ruins
You plaguesome drinking horn of injurious goatsucker slaver
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