Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You despicable bakepan of variolous field spaniel froth
You baneful dishpan of pathogenic turkey buzzard ptyalism
You frightful tassie [Brit] of unassimilable cobra diaphoresis
You bleak coffeepot of venomous char refuse
You plaguing clothespress of abandoned echidna sinter
You sour gravy boat of infectious cat relics
You heavy eggcup of unvirginal minnow leavings
You distasteful coffin of ravaged carabao belch
You forbidding stave basket of gangrenous egret drivel
You piteous vasculum of besmirched horned screamer holdovers
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