Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You odious piggin of unclean crocodile stubble
You dire waiter of teeming scarab expulsion
You ill-made tea chest of tumorigenic Havana brown cat dung
You disturbing tureen of tabid hammerhead shark scraps
You terrible cruse of lousy cocker spaniel urine
You nauseating boodle bag of loose whiting ptyalism
You horrendous skep of neuralgic mud hen salts
You gargoylish pouch of pocky sturgeon excretes
You misshapen clothesbasket of tumorous aurochs turd
You exasperating tobacco pouch of pediculous weakfish vomition
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