Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unpalatable commode of freeloving cricket relics
You ill-favored broiler of podagric Kodiak bear eructation
You scarecrowish bladder of indecent coon cat [dial] burp
You grim coal scuttle of veneniferous sulfur-bottom whale eruption
You insufferable cancelli of scorbutic lion-tailed monkey ejecta
You ill-looking file of insanitary tuatara sweepings
You horrible pipe of unwholesome boa droppings
You saddening tobacco pouch of colicky daboia excrement
You repulsive beer glass of teeming dove stubble
You rending billfold of infectious toucan squirt
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