Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You uncomfortable amnion of beset Shorthorn remnants
You pitiable teakettle of venerate shovelhead shark ptyalism
You gargoylish spade of epileptic siskin offscourings
You sorrowful cedar chest of diseased cougar filings
You gross hip bath of wanton toucan belch
You repugnant chest of drawers of indigestible harbor seal coprolith
You awkward stomach of variolar giant schnauzer lacrimation
You miasmic caster of poisonous stump-tailed lizard salivation
You repelling commode of anemic horntail residue
You grotesque hutch of pleuritic Archangel cat voidance
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