Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You intolerable coaster of unwholesome Afghan hound wind
You lamentable budget [dial] of arthritic white Wyandotte ejectment
You unhandsome highball glass of lousy Lippizaner scourings
You miasmic sideboard of noxious crossbill scoria
You abhorrent trug of tabid lion-tailed monkey hemorrhage
You overburdensome cancelli of pediculous hackee defecation
You troubling bladder of cankerous turnstone exudate
You clumsy GI can of epileptic malamute shit
You painful crane of hypertensive mugger detritus
You undelicious coffin of virulent ring-necked pheasant stool
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